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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-01-2018, 11:04 PM
Greetings Kat, may I call you Kat? Is that your real photo? My, my, with a pretty face as yours, I'm sure you'll be given a few chances around here. Use them wisely, and maybe you'll be saved: from further infractions, a disciplinary act on behalf of your father, and just plain being SAVED by Lord Jesus Christ!

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Pumpkin pie Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-01-2018, 11:49 PM
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What's an infraction?
It could be from bread or wafers. What have you been eating?

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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African Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 12:26 AM
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You attack his literacy, while proving your lack of the same.

Trump voter, huh?
Aren't all but like 20 people on this forum trump voters or supporters? It's to be expected at this point.

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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 12:49 AM
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Aren't all but like 20 people on this forum trump voters or supporters? It's to be expected at this point.
Friend, this site has over 63,000 members, most of them are True Christians™. Being we are Christians, we do not care what a mans politics are. It is mere coincidence that every True Christian is a Republican and definetly probably voted for Golden haired Mr. POUTUS Trump. LBC Certified© Churches also are voting stations across the US of A and in many foreign lands. We even provide transportation to voting. Safety is assured by the use of extensive video recording and in plain sight Voter Referees®.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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African Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 12:54 AM
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 01:51 AM
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Welcome Katherine, I am so glad an open minded person has joined us. Way too often we are unfairly attacked by people with preconceived notions.
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Aren't all but like 20 people on this forum trump voters or supporters? It's to be expected at this point.
My Daddy says women are to stupid to vote so I was not allowed to.
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 01:59 AM
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My Daddy says women are to stupid to vote so I was not allowed to.
Good for him.

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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 02:02 AM
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Greetings Kat, may I call you Kat? Is that your real photo? My, my, with a pretty face as yours, I'm sure you'll be given a few chances around here. Use them wisely, and maybe you'll be saved: from further infractions, a disciplinary act on behalf of your father, and just plain being SAVED by Lord Jesus Christ!

Have a nice day.
Everyone calls me Kat, I have two already, seems Mr Huchens has something against me.
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 02:07 AM
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Good for him.
Then again, he did get locked up for sleeping with the mayor's 15 year old daughter.
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 03:08 AM
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Everyone calls me Kat, I have two already, seems Mr Huchens has something against me.
Miss Kitty,


Mr. Hutchins, you will find, is one of the the sweetest Christian men you could ever hope to meet. If he seemingly holds a grudge against you, which I find extremely hard to believe, if it must mean you behaved less than decent.


It is very unlady like to lie and put false words in an innocent man's mouth. Perhaps you should worry yourself over finding a proper Christian husband to beat the uncouth out of you, and pop some Soldiers for Trump into your womb before you become barren and uncomly.


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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 05:36 AM
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Miss Kitty,


Mr. Hutchins, you will find, is one of the the sweetest Christian men you could ever hope to meet. If he seemingly holds a grudge against you, which I find extremely hard to believe, if it must mean you behaved less than decent.


It is very unlady like to lie and put false words in an innocent man's mouth. Perhaps you should worry yourself over finding a proper Christian husband to beat the uncouth out of you, and pop some Soldiers for Trump into your womb before you become barren and uncomly.


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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 07:32 AM
You see Kitty, I don't know how to put this best, I know you're lying. Infractions are made known to members on this site by a big red button in the corner, and I don't see any evidence such an infraction was even made by Mr. Hutchins. I think you made up that infraction yourself which is very bad if you want to be Saved by Jesus®. Lying is a big sin, you know, and it really puts your Salvation© in jeopardy.



Proverbs 19:9 A false witness will not go unpunished,
and he who breathes out lies will perish.

You are 15+ posts in and already making a shaky impression upon all the fine men on this Godly site. Do better!
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My Daddy says women are to stupid to vote so I was not allowed to.
*Too

And your daddy is correct.

Proverbs 26:3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Then again, he did get locked up for sleeping with the mayor's 15 year old daughter.
Was she betrothed? Andin a city? Did she call out? I hope so, for her sake.

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 If a damsel [that is] a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, [being] in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

It is a real waste of a bride for a Godly Christian man if the woman had to be put to death.

YIC

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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My Daddy says women are to stupid to vote so I was not allowed to.
He probably said ¨women¨ because he didn´t want to single you out.

Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Jesus Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 11:12 AM
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I don't know what I've done to you Sir, but if you call me a bitch again you won't like me. From here on out anything further from you will be considered harassment.
Friend you seem to be speaking tongues. In no manner have I said anything without the upmost in courtesy. iwth your sharp tounge, I can only imagine you are one of those rug munching fem-nazis. Or perhaps Auntie Flo is visiting?
We are merely a gentle group of like minded Christians who want to spread the love of God to all we come upon.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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You see Kitty, I don't know how to put this best, I know you're lying. Infractions are made known to members on this site by a big red button in the corner, and I don't see any evidence such an infraction was even made by Mr. Hutchins. I think you made up that infraction yourself which is very bad if you want to be Saved by Jesus®. Lying is a big sin, you know, and it really puts your Salvation© in jeopardy.



Proverbs 19:9 A false witness will not go unpunished,
and he who breathes out lies will perish.

You are 15+ posts in and already making a shaky impression upon all the fine men on this Godly site. Do better!
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Default Re: New here just wondering what it's about - 06-02-2018, 12:42 PM
I've never seen people who call themselves christian act the way the people here do.
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Not sure, but his actions in the temple were well deserved.
I know, right?! Jesus is God which means everything Her does is right. When He drowned all of the children and animals in the flood, that was well deserved, too.

While it is a little sad to think about little dead puppies and kittens floating with dead human babies all around the Ark, it was well deserved indeed.

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I've never seen people who call themselves christian act the way the people here do.
That's interesting. Maybe you have not encountered too many people who actually read the whole Bible before.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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