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Watermelon Hey Y'allll - 05-23-2018, 08:14 PM

Hey y'all my name is Moesha Jenkins I'm a Liberal college student who is studying Gender Studies in California. I do not go to church, but my parents raised me Christian. My favorite verse is Proverbs 11:16.
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Default Re: Hey Y'allll - 05-23-2018, 09:06 PM

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Hey y'all my name is Moesha Jenkins I'm a Liberal college student who is studying Gender Studies in California. I do not go to church, but my parents raised me Christian. My favorite verse is Proverbs 11:16.
Your parents obviously failed to raise you properly. Have you even read the Bible(KJV1611)?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hey Y'allll - 05-23-2018, 09:20 PM

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Your parents obviously failed to raise you properly. Have you even read the Bible(KJV1611)?

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My parents are wonderful, and I have read the entire KJV1611 Bible.
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Default Re: Hey Y'allll - 05-23-2018, 09:30 PM

If this is about what I think is this (My username), did you know that Jesus was Bi-sexual?
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If this is about what I think is this (My username), did you know that Jesus was Bi-sexual?
How dare you say such things about our Lord and Savior. Jesus was very straight and very manly.


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Default Re: Hey Y'allll - 05-23-2018, 10:23 PM

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How dare you say such things about our Lord and Savior. Jesus was very straight and very manly.
Yes, Jesus was very manly, but that is not meant to be an insult! In the bible verses John 21:20 , John 13:23 , John 20:2, and many other more, they mention a disciple whom Jesus loved. There are not many female disciples, through there is possibly it was a woman. Also, Esther, could you please direct me to a verse in the Bible where it says that Jesus had any romantic relations with women?
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Yes, Jesus was very manly, but that is not meant to be an insult! In the bible verses John 21:20 , John 13:23 , John 20:2, and many other more, they mention a disciple whom Jesus loved. There are not many female disciples, through there is possibly it was a woman. Also, Esther, could you please direct me to a verse in the Bible where it says that Jesus had any romantic relations with women?
Jesus loved His disciples in a platonic way. Do you really think that the Son of God would violate the laws that His Father set down in Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13? And to answer your question, Jesus didn't have romantic relations with women. With all of His travelling and preaching, He wouldn't have had time for romance.


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Default Re: Hey Y'allll - 05-24-2018, 12:45 AM

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Jesus loved His disciples in a platonic way. Do you really think that the Son of God would violate the laws that His Father set down in Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13? And to answer your question, Jesus didn't have romantic relations with women. With all of His travelling and preaching, He wouldn't have had time for romance.
Sorry for the misunderstanding, Esther. But would that make Jesus asexual?
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Default Re: Hey Y'allll - 05-24-2018, 01:02 AM

I don't normally participate in these introduction threads but you seem like a nice young lady and I'm offering to help you if there's anything I can do for you. You can send me a private message once to reach Forum member level.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Yes, Jesus was very manly, but that is not meant to be an insult! In the bible verses John 21:20 , John 13:23 , John 20:2, and many other more, they mention a disciple whom Jesus loved. There are not many female disciples, through there is possibly it was a woman. Also, Esther, could you please direct me to a verse in the Bible where it says that Jesus had any romantic relations with women?
Jesus was too busy being the Son or God, idiot. Or do you think absence of evidence is evidence of absence?

You atheist scientists think you’re smart but you don’t even understand your own much touted so called ‘scientific method’.

Next you’ll be saying Jesus evolved from monkeys

Atheists can even keep their story’s straight!

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hey Y'allll - 05-24-2018, 07:55 PM

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Jesus was too busy being the Son or God, idiot. Or do you think absence of evidence is evidence of absence?

You atheist scientists think you’re smart but you don’t even understand your own much touted so called ‘scientific method’.

Next you’ll be saying Jesus evolved from monkeys

Atheists can even keep their story’s straight!

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I am not an Atheist, Dr Niles. And of course he did not evolve from a monkey. But we all did evolve from monkey-like creatures, which were really just early humans. Not much is different.
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I am not an Atheist, Dr Niles. And of course he did not evolve from a monkey. But we all did evolve from monkey-like creatures, which were really just early humans. Not much is different.
So monkeys are people who evolved from people that were monkeys?

If that’s true we would have tails. I don’t have a tail, Jesus did have a tail: do you even read what you write?

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Default Re: Hey Y'allll - 05-25-2018, 11:16 PM

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So monkeys are people who evolved from people that were monkeys?

If that’s true we would have tails. I don’t have a tail, Jesus did have a tail: do you even read what you write?

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1. Monkeys evolved from even earlier versions of themselves2. After thousands of years, the tail just gets breeded out.


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1. Monkeys evolved from even earlier versions of themselves2. After thousands of years, the tail just gets breeded out.
Where are you getting this drivel from? Do you believe everything you read? The Earth is only 6,000 or so years old, if you just do a bit of simple math from facts in the Bible. Such a steep time limit would make it impossible for a monkey to evolve from anything! I can sympathize that you being a Hamite descendant you might look in the mirror and think you see monkey traits! That's only God's colorful sense of humor!


Of course, a nice white lady like myself knows better, but not nearly as much as the good Pastors here. Go ask them to answer your questions!
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