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Default Hello. - 11-01-2016, 01:12 AM

I rather not state my name. But here I go:I am a laid-back Christian. I play simple video games on the Nintendo Entertainment System. Now I already know I am not going to be welcomed her by the behavior I have been shown by some other forumers, I am just here to share my opinions and I would rather not get into arguments. I'm sorry if I'm not the person you want me to be.
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Default Re: Hello. - 11-01-2016, 01:28 AM

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I'm sorry if I'm not the person you want me to be.
That is not the problem. The problem is if you are the person that Jesus wants you to be.
Are you xenophobic? Do you use mixed fabric? Are you straight? Do you masturbate? Some of this things are ok (hint: being straight and xenophobic) some of this things are not ok (wear mixed fabric, masturbation)


But of course, you can start by telling us how did you find Jesus, what Church do you go, and which is your favorite passage of the Bible.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Default Re: Hello. - 11-01-2016, 01:33 AM

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I rather not state my name. But here I go:I am a laid-back Christian. I play simple video games on the Nintendo Entertainment System. Now I already know I am not going to be welcomed her by the behavior I have been shown by some other forumers, I am just here to share my opinions and I would rather not get into arguments. I'm sorry if I'm not the person you want me to be.

You need to become the person that God wants you to be to call yourself a Christian.




Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.







Frankly, I think that "laid-back" is another name for "lukewarm". God's Word indicates that only partly committed believers are not worth His time.


Full-Inly Yours.


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