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Re: Greetings -
10-24-2016, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
I don't understand the need to list and cite every verse separately. It's not as though - for example - Matthew 25:1-13 or Revelation 3:14-19 would not be enough. We all know the KJV, dear. You don't need to spell it out for us!
If it is - as I suspect - simply a way of making your posts longer, then color me unimpressed.
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Sister, I suspect it's to confuse and confound people even more by boring the reader so aggressively that their reveries become intertwined with reality and they develop autism.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Greetings -
10-24-2016, 09:16 PM
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I would be happy to just note chapters and verses in my posts as I'm not an experienced typer and have no desire to make my posts longer than necessary.🙂
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Goodness, you had given me quite the opposite impression, dear! As to not being an experienced typ ist, at least you have proved, over and over and over again, that you are highly skilled at the black art of cut-and-paste.
Sister Mary - do you really think that the UnSaved are at risk of becoming autists from reading posts like those? If so, do we need to post a specific warning, or are the forum's fairly comprehensive terms and conditions sufficient?
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Re: Greetings -
10-24-2016, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Sister Mary - do you really think that the UnSaved are at risk of becoming autists from reading posts like those? If so, do we need to post a specific warning, or are the forum's fairly comprehensive terms and conditions sufficient?
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Well that's a good question, and I imagine the person to ask is a learned theologian. Nevertheless, my guess is unsaved trash are at risk of all kinds of mental and spiritual diseases no matter what, as Salvation is the only prophylactic against such things. Jesus tells us those who aren't latched onto Him (spiritually, not like overly-attached-girlfriend) will be tossed aside and burned (John 15:6). Because there's no expectation of sympathy, I'm not worried one way or the other. I'm safe, you're safe, my brothers and sisters here in Christ are safe. That's enough.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Greetings -
10-24-2016, 10:24 PM
Mr. Trumpeter;
I have parsed out the following from your rather long-winded posts.
"And the Rapture or Gathering up would be lowly of the lowly.
Every child from conception to the age of understanding, the mentally retarded, and the lowly, everyone The Lord sees of himself in."
Those statements, while sandwiched between some Bible verses, are not the Lord's Words, but yours.
Can you possibly offer an actual Bible verse to support such contentions? And could you possibly do so with any measure of brevity and clarity?
There's a nice lad.
Expectantly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 10:22 AM
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Mr. Trumpeter;
I have parsed out the following from your rather long-winded posts.
"And the Rapture or Gathering up would be lowly of the lowly.
Every child from conception to the age of understanding, the mentally retarded, and the lowly, everyone The Lord sees of himself in."
Those statements, while sandwiched between some Bible verses, are not the Lord's Words, but yours.
Can you possibly offer an actual Bible verse to support such contentions? And could you possibly do so with any measure of brevity and clarity?
There's a nice lad.
Expectantly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Hi Handmaiden,
As I mentioned in my post I had gotten this from the Letters that The Lord had shown me.
Here's some verses from the Bible:
Mat 18:3-4, Mat 19:14, Mar 9:36-37, Mar 10:13-15, Luke 18:25,
Psa 138:6, Pro 3:34,11:2,16:19, Zec 9:9, Mat 11:29
Psa 22:26, 25:9, 37:11, 76:9, 147:6, 149:4, Isa 11:4, 29:19, 61:1
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Trumpeter
Hi Handmaiden,
As I mentioned in my post I had gotten this from the Letters that The Lord had shown me.
Here's some verses from the Bible:
Mat 18:3-4, Mat 19:14, Mar 9:36-37, Mar 10:13-15, Luke 18:25,
Psa 138:6, Pro 3:34,11:2,16:19, Zec 9:9, Mat 11:29
Psa 22:26, 25:9, 37:11, 76:9, 147:6, 149:4, Isa 11:4, 29:19, 61:1
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The only letters from the Lord that we will accept with any acquiescence are those written by Jesus Himself using the Apostle Paul as His amanuensis.
Anything else is from Satan using your febrile mind to deceive you.
Furthermore, while you have peppered the closing of your post with notations of Biblical verse, you have not drawn out a single one and applied it specifically to any of your unorthodox claims or erroneous conclusions.
In short, you are either sincere and being led astray by the adversary, or you have your tongue planted firmly in your cheek as you trail your lumpen fingers across your keyboard in an ineffectual attempt to troll the esteemed Pastors of Landover Baptist.
Please know that your efforts will come to naught. The learned gentlemen here are skilled in deflecting the sharpest arrows in the Devil's quiver of tricks. Moreover, the word "sharp" is not the first word that comes to mind when reading any of your contributions.
Archly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
The only letters from the Lord that we will accept with any acquiescence are those written by Jesus Himself using the Apostle Paul as His amanuensis.
Anything else is from Satan using your febrile mind to deceive you.
Furthermore, while you have peppered the closing of your post with notations of Biblical verse, you have not drawn out a single one and applied it specifically to any of your unorthodox claims or erroneous conclusions.
In short, you are either sincere and being led astray by the adversary, or you have your tongue planted firmly in your cheek as you trail your lumpen fingers across your keyboard in an ineffectual attempt to troll the esteemed Pastors of Landover Baptist.
Please know that your efforts will come to naught. The learned gentlemen here are skilled in deflecting the sharpest arrows in the Devil's quiver of tricks. Moreover, the word "sharp" is not the first word that comes to mind when reading any of your contributions.
Archly Yours,
Handmaiden
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What does the Word of God say about prophets?
1Co 12:28
And God hath set some in the church, first apostles, secondarily prophets, thirdly teachers, after that miracles, then gifts of healings, helps, governments, diversities of tongues.
And what are we commanded to do with them?
1Co 14:29
Let the prophets speak two or three, and let the other judge.
And how do we judge?
1Jo 4:1
Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world.
How do we test the spirits?
1Jo 4:2
By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God,
The Letters from God and His Christ pass all the tests and The Lord commands that they be tested too but The Lord said that you won't...
"Brother, you have spoken the truth and issued a just challenge. These proclaim that we should test the spirits, as 1 John 4:1 says, yet they will not do it. For if they would, they would see that which I have posted is indeed true and of God. And in this, they fear and hold onto transgression, for they do greatly fear that one should come and speak to them in the name of the Lord, saying, “Thus says the Lord!” This has come to pass and so they scoff, for they no longer have any excuse for their disobedience."
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 05:31 PM
Shame on you. Your message has been righteously judged and found to be naught but tomfoolery under a thinly veiled slop of egomasturbatory nonsense. (John 7:24). The question remains, is this because you're a dupe of Satan, or because you're trying to lead people astray for your own amusement? Please answer that question to Handmaiden, and do so respectfully.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 06:30 PM
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Shame on you. Your message has been righteously judged and found to be naught but tomfoolery under a thinly veiled slop of egomasturbatory nonsense. (John 7:24). The question remains, is this because you're a dupe of Satan, or because you're trying to lead people astray for your own amusement? Please answer that question to Handmaiden, and do so respectfully.
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Hi Handmaiden,
The answer is neither, I am but a servant of God, and credit any and all things, I do and know, to Him.
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Strumpeter
"Brother, you have spoken the truth and issued a just challenge. These proclaim that we should test the spirits, as 1 John 4:1 says, yet they will not do it. For if they would, they would see that which I have posted is indeed true and of God.
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I find it strange that you have come here in the robes of a false prophet and quoted a verse from God's word warning us that such as you would come. You are a blasphemer and Hell bound. I was suspicious of you from the beginning.
Know ye that the sulphurous lake which burns with eternal fire is your reward and a just reward it will be.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 09:38 PM
Thus Says The Lord against the United States: You Have Hastened the Day
Home > Volume 7 > Thus Says The Lord against the United States: You Have Hastened the Day
5/21/08 From The Lord, Our God and Savior - The Word of The Lord Spoken to Timothy, For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear
Thus says The Lord God, The God of Israel, The God of all: Woe to you, O mighty and perverse nation, for you stand united and proud! - UNITED IN TRANSGRESSION!... Woe to you! WOE TO YOU! Says The Lord. For your travail has come; behold, I shall divide you, and bring you very low! For I have called to you, yet you have not answered! I have spoken to you, even arising early and sending My servants, the prophets, yet you turn to Me a deaf ear! Behold, your Savior does continually speak to you, yet you want no part with Him! Sorrows, bitter sorrows, many tears, I take no pleasure at all in your dismemberment! Says The Lord. For you have not answered, neither have you repented of all these abominations, neither will you turn aside! Yet you run, yes, you run, running headlong toward your destruction, while shaking your fists at Heaven!
Therefore, listen and understand: I MYSELF HAVE SEEN IT! It is not covered, it is not at all hidden! - A parading of your whoredoms, vanities, greed and licentiousness! AND MURDER! Even to the destroying of the innocent, without remorse! Man with man, woman to woman, to the polluting of marriage, of which I had sanctified in My own name! The defiling of flesh, even of this temple I have given you! - ABOMINATION!... Behold, Sodom and Gomorrah[1] are revived and thrive before your face[2], yet you stand up in agreement and clap your hands! Sin and violence spread forth in every direction, overflowing your nation as a flood, yet you remain unmoved, having no regard for your neighbor![3] Therefore, you have hastened the Day, you have surely aroused Me to anger!
Did you think you had received,
Being blessed in this land, of yourselves?!...
Behold, it was I, even I who had done it,
Even according to the desire of your forefathers
Who came seeking to build a nation of freedom,
Building it upon My Word and My foundations written
In the Scriptures of Truth, resting solidly upon My Law,
The bedrock by which all shall govern themselves...
Yet you turned, and desecrated and corrupted
My name for your own glory, taking that
Which is Mine and calling it your own.
Sons of men, of this nation once called of itself, “One nation under God”, I DO NOT KNOW YOU! Neither do any of these churches, built up and named of men, seek My face in truth; nor do they walk in My ways, even to the utter forsaking of MY Law! Thus I have declared My judgment, and will also bring it to pass; I have purposed it and will also do it, for all your forsaking of Me and My Law... Behold, I had written it upon your hearts, yet you have scraped off the writing, leaving you broken and desolate, scarred and void of The Spirit. For whosoever comes speaking against My Word, or against My prophets, shall be left utterly desolate. Even from those who cast stones at them, in open or in secret, have I removed My hand already.
Oh My children, oh My beloved children, you have turned from Me and cast your lot with satan! From My glory you are far removed! Oh My sleeping children, awaken from this darkness and open your eyes! For there is but One Way before you, only One Escape from all these things wrought in My fury, only One Highway to travel, only One Path to tread, only One Ladder to Heaven! Even from the foundation of the world, there has been but One - One Way, One Truth and One Life![4] CALL ON HIS NAME! For He is called Jesus The Christ, Yeshua The Messiah; His name, YahuShua HaMashiach, the only name under Heaven by which you must be saved.[5]
Behold, The Day has come, even ten days of sorrow,
Of great wailing and gnashing of teeth...
Bitter tears...
THE DAY OF THE LORD.
[1] http://www.biblestudytools.com/searc...h&t=nkjv&c=all
[2] https://sites.google.com/site/letter...morrah-revived
[3] http://www.biblestudytools.com/searc...2&t=nkjv&c=all
[4] http://www.biblestudytools.com/cjb/john/14-6.html
[5] http://www.biblestudytools.com/acts/4-12-compare.html
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 09:51 PM
Nice c&p for someone who's "sent by the Lord".
With no attribution to the original author, what you've done there is called PLAGIARISM. That's theft (by US and international law, that you're COMMANDED to obey). A sin. Way to condemn yourself, idiot.
Especially crap dating from 2010 at least, ie. before Obama was re-elected (with a larger margin than the first time, mind). If God is really so upset about all this, why hasn't He done anything about it anytime in the last six years?
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 09:52 PM
That sounds a lot like the Morman missionaries who used to come by when I lived in Madison Wisconsin.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 09:56 PM
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Nice c&p for someone who's "sent by the Lord".
With no attribution to the original author, what you've done there is called PLAGIARISM. That's theft (by US and international law, that you're COMMANDED to obey). A sin. Way to condemn yourself, idiot.
Especially crap dating from 2010 at least, ie. before Obama was re-elected (with a larger margin than the first time, mind). If God is really so upset about all this, why hasn't He done anything about it anytime in the last six years?
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Nice c&p for someone who's "sent by the Lord".
With no attribution to the original author, what you've done there is called PLAGIARISM. That's theft (by US and international law, that you're COMMANDED to obey). A sin. Way to condemn yourself, idiot.
Especially crap dating from 2010 at least, ie. before Obama was re-elected (with a larger margin than the first time, mind). If God is really so upset about all this, why hasn't He done anything about it anytime in the last six years?
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God’s Will
Home > Volume 7 > God’s Will
3/7/08 From The Lord, Our God and Savior - The Word of The Lord Spoken to Timothy, For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear
Thus says The Lord to the United States: Obama shall lead you. And by him shall My will and judgment against your nation be fulfilled, for all its forsaking of Me and My Israel. And so I have brought from among your enemy even one from Ishmael, to rule over you for a time and a season, foreordained, until that foretold is accomplished and the king of fierce countenance rules. Then by that deception conceived of by your enemy and this transgressor, him being full of lofty and elevated words, lies and dark speeches sold as hope, will it return against him ten-fold of the same, by him called Perdition.
Yet remember this: Nothing exists outside of Me, says The Lord; neither does anything continue outside My will. For even the evil of this present world is set within the confines of My will. For evil acts and brings forth of its own, yet is unaware that nothing is hidden before Me; neither has anything come to pass, nor will be, that I have not already beheld... And this, O arrogant and deceived generation, is why I said, “All was written and completed, even before the foundation of the world.”
For I am God! THE GOD!...
The God of Abraham,
The God of Isaac,
The God of Jacob,
The God of all!...
Even of all that is known and unknown,
The Creator of all things!...
The Everlasting, who is from everlasting to everlasting...
I AM.
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 10:17 PM
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I belong to no church named of men. I belong to The Lord, YahuShua HaMashiach, whom you call Jesus and Christ. And together with all those who are His is The Church in which I dwell.
The Lord gave me this scripture when I was a young Christian:
Eze 33:7 So thou, O son of man, I have set thee a watchman unto the house of Israel; therefore thou shalt hear the word at my mouth, and warn them from me.
My wife and I asked Jesus into our hearts in 1979!
Praise The Lord!
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• YahuShua HaMashiach Hi. I was wondering where that highlighted bit comes from? Is is a different language? Is there a reason why you prefer to use that as a name (or title)?
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10-25-2016, 10:49 PM
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•YahuShua HaMashiach Hi. I was wondering where that highlighted bit comes from? Is is a different language? Is there a reason why you prefer to use that as a name (or title)?
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Hi MitzaLizalor,
It's Hebrew for Jesus The Christ.
It's the name The Lord used.🙂
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Re: Greetings -
10-25-2016, 11:00 PM
Earlier you mentioned Matthew 18.
18:2-4 And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. Are you suggesting that children should learn Hebrew? If so, which Hebrew?
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10-25-2016, 11:15 PM
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Earlier you mentioned Matthew 18.
18:2-4 And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. Are you suggesting that children should learn Hebrew? If so, which Hebrew?
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No I'm not.
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10-25-2016, 11:32 PM
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No I'm not.
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If it's not necessary for children, why is it necessary for you?
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