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African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-20-2015, 09:38 AM
God does not listen to the prayers of sinners.
We knew it all along, and now it has been proven once more.
The leaders of the African Hamite Country, Zambia (it used to be Godly Northern Rhodesia), have messed things up big time with their economy.
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The Zambia Kwacha, down over 45% year-to-date against the dollar, is the world's worst currency. Last week, in a desperate bid to end the pain, President Edgar Lungu closed all bars and clubs, cancelled all sports and entertainment and demanded his people to pray, on a national day of devotion and fasting, as "hope seems to have deserted the minds of the people.. as anxiety and distress prevail throughout the land."
"God save the kwacha."
That’s what Zambian President Edgar Lungu wants his people to pray for on a national day of devotion and fasting on Sunday to reverse a decline in the world’s worst currency and fix a litany of problems from plunging copper prices to electricity shortages.
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We know that prayers ARE answered if a True Christian™ utters them!
John 14:13
And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.
Now let us see, if the Zambians were worthy of Jesus' Help?
Apparently, they weren't!
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“No matter how many prayers you make it doesn’t change the fact that you have a fiscal deficit and you’re not doing anything to reduce that fiscal deficit,” Trevor Simumba, managing director at Sub-Saharan Consulting Group Zambia, a business advisory firm, said by phone from Lusaka. “We know God can do miracles, but He cannot change things that are facts on the ground.”
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This is almost correct. God just did not do this to YOU (Zambians) because you were not WORTHY!
John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
Usurping the American Eagle from Jesus did not help, either. The Kwacha is DOOMED!
If only the Zambian Hamites had Repented and accepted Jesus in their Hearts and not just in empty words, we could be seeing a blooming strong economy at this very moment. Jesus will not be bribed. He casts righteous judgment.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-20-2015, 02:24 PM
It is clear that the White people of Europe, who rejected Jesus and threw off the White man's burden of providing direction for the Negroe savages, are at fault here. Even the French were able to prevent this type of chaos in the economies of the Negroe countries that they were given charge of. Now that these self absorbed former Christians in now godless Europe have left the Negroes to their own designs, this is the result.
I am not one who believes that the European powers should return to rule the Africans. Their day has passed; God no longer looks favorably toward Europe. I do believe that there could easily be considerable benefit for Godly America to go there and take charge. If the Negroes were guided properly and given suitable work, there could be a spiritual and economic rebirth for the entire dark continent.
In summation, I believe there should be an immediate invasion of the country of Africa and resistance from the local Muslims should be stamped out vigorously. There has been so much backsliding in that area that it is likely that atomic weapons will be required. I propose the immediate destruction of Nigeria, Sudan and some other places that I can't remember just now. God would be pleased and there would probably be considerable profit to the enterprise.
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-20-2015, 06:53 PM
Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, our head lawn boy originally came to these shores as a refugee from Rhodesia, though from the other part where the indigenous whites were chased out by Idi Amin.
When I rebuked him for his cowardice, he claimed that had he remained, he would have been forcibly married to Mr Amin and subsequently eaten by him, though frankly I find both implausible as he is not a handsome man and has little meat on his bones.
Proverbs 28:1 The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are bold as a lion.
2 Timothy 1:7 For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.
and, in this case perhaps most relevant:
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
However, I have strayed from the point. The boy tells me that the people of that country claim to be Christians but are in fact Catlicks, Anglicans, Pentecostal snake-worshipers, Lutherans, Mormons, Jehovahs Witlesses and something called Branhamites - which I had to look up. It seems that Branham was one of those faith healing types who, some might think ironically, died young in a car accident. I guess that didn't work out too well for him.
All this to say, is it any wonder that God wasn't listening?
YiC
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-21-2015, 03:31 AM
The English and the French and the Americans always cause mischief in any country ruled by Black men. That is the case with this money. The CIA has infiltrated the country and ruined the money. They do not want to see a Black man rule without the help of the white man. And the white man gets all the money. They will not let a Black man be successful because they want to keep him down. They put the Honorable Marcus Garvey in their prison with lies and he was the President of Africa. Then the CIA killed Bob Marley with the cancer germ because he had the ears of the people. They got it in him because he was bringing together all the Black people all over the world. He was a Prophet.
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-21-2015, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
The English and the French and the Americans always cause mischief in any country ruled by Black men. That is the case with this money. The CIA has infiltrated the country and ruined the money. They do not want to see a Black man rule without the help of the white man. And the white man gets all the money. They will not let a Black man be successful because they want to keep him down. They put the Honorable Marcus Garvey in their prison with lies and he was the President of Africa. Then the CIA killed Bob Marley with the cancer germ because he had the ears of the people. They got it in him because he was bringing together all the Black people all over the world. He was a Prophet.
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You post partially good but biased data, Mr. Rastafari, and fail to make the Spiritual conclusions. You assume that the Caucasian Godly man has powers by himself extraneous from the powerful miraculous force of Jesus. Ergo, you fail to see the ultimate conductor of these events.
Jesus is the one who will not accept the prayers of these African Hamites. Jesus gives the anal cancers to drug abusers and uppity people. Jesus!
You can make a simple comparison. How well have the prayers towards Mr. Selassie been received based on the economical success of his followers? Then, how well does the True Christian™ America do in comparison? Is the Kwacha of Jah Rastapharisee gaining on the Dollar of the Holy Spirit?
Who is the one Jesus rewards with 1. Earthly goods and 2. Heavenly joys?
Fear, repent, obey, accept, follow, be raptured.
Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-21-2015, 04:07 AM
Professor White I believe that you are mistaken and giving due respect to your lofty position. The CIA gave Bob Marley an injection of a cancer germ to give him cancer in the brain. Also the Messiah has come but it is not Yeshua (Jesus) because he has already come and left. It is HIM Ras Tafari- Jah Ras Tafari. It is the Lion of Judah of the House of David King of Israel who has come to save the Black man.
To get the house of the world back in order the Black man must first be restored to rule. Until then we will be used by the white man for his own purpose.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-21-2015, 04:25 AM
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The CIA gave Bob Marley an injection of a cancer germ to give him cancer in the brain.
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-21-2015, 08:25 AM
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... Then the CIA killed Bob Marley with the cancer germ because he had the ears of the people.
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You see, Mister I, your own words reveal what the problem is. I don't know who Mr Marley was, as I don't follow African politics in any detail, but if he was cutting off people's ears (a punishment known as cropping) then something had to be done.
You will note that Our Lord disapproved of cropping, even when it was used in an attempt to prevent His arrest.
John 18:10-11
Then Simon Peter having a sword drew it, and smote the high priest's servant, and cut off his right ear. The servant's name was Malchus.
Then said Jesus unto Peter, Put up thy sword into the sheath: the cup which my Father hath given me, shall I not drink it?
Mr Marley had no business making an ear collection. It was UnGodly and the CIA were right to put a stop to it, just as Jesus would have done.
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-21-2015, 07:22 PM
Marley got brain cancer from smoking pot. Period. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-21-2015, 08:43 PM
That's right, Sister. he was on the dope. All these Rasnefarions are on the dope.
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-22-2015, 04:35 AM
Even when these mass public prayers work, sometimes God sends the help too late. I think that's because a bunch of sinners say the prayers, too, which is a big negative for the Lord.
Anyway, this is 2015, and it's time to put an end to this kind of delusional thinking. God's never answered the prayers of Africans before, so why should He start now? Africa is going to have to finance itself the way it always has--by sending out emails claiming that the son of a deposed dictator needs help removing $250 million in gold bars from storage, etc.
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-22-2015, 08:21 PM
Prayer will not help cure the money as long as the white man is behind the manipulations. When I graduate from the University of Wisconsin and am a lawyer I will return to my true home which is in Africa. Once the Black man has returned to rule again in Africa Jah Ras Tafari will come forth from his home in the hills to rule as King of Africa. Then the money will be saved. Until that day the white man will steal all the money.
When I am a lawyer and I return to Africa I will run for President of Africa. By then Kanye West who is a successful Black man in Babylon and elsewhere will be President of America. Snoop Dog has become Snoop Lion and is a Rasta now. He could be the Secretary of State of either country because of his dignified reputation. If Snoop Lion will bring all the money he makes from white people then Africa will be prosperous again.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-22-2015, 08:54 PM
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When I graduate from the University of Wisconsin and am a lawyer I will return to my true home which is in Africa.
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That sounds like a really good plan, Mr I! Whereabouts in Africa were you thinking of "returning" to? But I expect you know exactly where your ancestors came from.
I have been told that the Central African Republic is extremely nice. It is also central, and African, and a republic, which would make it an ideal base for your friend Mr Tafairy if he wants to overthrow the African government and become king.
I will follow your future progress with some interest, dear.
YiC
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-23-2015, 12:18 AM
Many parts of the world have already come over to the idea that the Black man should be the ruler of Africa. President Robert Mugabe has now been awarded the Confucius Peace Prize in Peking China. This is a very prestigious award for the coloured people of the world. It is every bit as relevant as the Nobel Peace Prize. The Black man who is the President of Babylon received the Nobel Peace Prize which is normally reserved for white people. Now a peaceful Black President who is a statesman for the Black people has been given the Nobel Prize for Black people. Time has passed the white man by. These are the last years of your reign. Jah Ras Tafari the Lion of Judah will burst forth with the light of a thousand suns.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-23-2015, 12:25 AM
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(drivel deleted) When I am a lawyer and I return to Africa I will run for President of Africa. (more drivel deleted)
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That sounds like a really good plan, Mr I! Whereabouts in Africa were you thinking of "returning" to? But I expect you know exactly where your ancestors came from.
I have been told that the Central African Republic is extremely nice. It is also central, and African, and a republic, which would make it an ideal base for your friend Mr Tafairy if he wants to overthrow the African government and become king.
I will follow your future progress with some interest, dear.
YiC
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I'm afraid it is not a question of "when," dear Sister, but of "if." A very doubtful if. Even the University of Wisconsin has some standards. (They do admit everybody because they like the money coming in, but the prospects of this one actually graduating are close to zero.).
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Re: African Sinners Try to Save their Currency by Prayer. BI-I-I-G FAILURE!! -
10-25-2015, 02:57 PM
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It is every bit as relevant as the Nobel Peace Prize.
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..which was awarded to Yasir Arafat, PLO maniac. The PLO is a union of multiple terrorist groups.
Real name Muhammad Abdel Rahman Abdel Rauf al-Qudwa al-Husseini.
1950's co-founded Fatah
Jan 65 failed bomb plot
Jul 65 double explosives plot
65--67 multiple bomb attacks
Jul 68 Fatah dominates PLO
Feb 69 Arafat appointed Chairman
Feb 70 SwissAir bombed in mid-flight
May 70 school-bus bazooka hero
Sep 70 triple airliner hijacking
Sep 70 expelled from Jordan
May 72 airport attack
Sep 72 Olympic games massacre
Mar 73 triple murder
Apr 74 mass murder
May 74 mass infanticide, quintuple murder
Jun 74 REJECTS RIGHT TO LIVE IN PEACE UNSCR 242
Nov 74 quadruple murder
Nov 74 sextuple murder
Mar 78 bus massacre hero
70--82 incessant missile attacks: expelled from Lebanon
Oct 85 cruise ship hijacking
Oct 85 cripple drowning hero
Dec 88 announces Israel's right to exist.
Sep 93 pledges to stop incitement and terror
93--94 incites thousands of missile attacks
Oct 94 RECEIVES NOBEL PEACE PRIZE PRESS RELEASE
94--96 financial support for the Tanzim & Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade
Oct 96 Arafat: We know only one word—jihad. Jihad jihad jihad.
Apr 98 call to arms
Jul 00 REJECTS PEACE SETTLEMENT BBC
Sep 00 incites & funds terrorism.
May 01 murder
May 01 double murder
Jun 01 murder
Aug 01 murder
Sep 01 murder
Sep 01 murder
Oct 01 triple murder, bus station attack
Nov 01 double murder, bus station attack
Nov 01 suicide bombing, triple murder.
Dec 01 mass murder
Jan 02 major purchase of mortars, rocket launchers, mines
Jan 02 kidnapping & murder
Jan 02 murder
Jan 02 assault rifle attack & sextuple murder
Jan 02 assault rifle attack & double murder
Jan 02 suicide bomb
Feb 02 double murder
Feb 02 triple murder
Feb 02 murder
Feb 02 double murder
Feb 02 murder
Feb 02 murder
Mar 02 suicide bombing
Mar 02 triple murder
Mar 02 murder
Mar 02 infanticide, murder & grenade attack
Mar 02 suicide bomb
Mar 02 double murder & suicide bombing
Mar 02 suicide bomb
Apr 02 market bombing
May 02 infanticide, murder & suicide bombing
May 02 murder
May 02 triple murder
Jun 02 septuple murder & bus-stop bombing
Jun 02 quintuple murder
Jul 02 murder
Jul 02 quadruple murder, double murder
Aug 02 double murder
Aug 02 double murder
Aug 02 murder
Sep 02 murder
Oct 02 triple murder
Nov 02 quintuple murder
Nov 02 grenade attack
Apr 03 railway station suicide bomb
May 03 murder
May 03 suicide bombing
Aug 03 murder + shooting of pregnant woman
Sep 03 EMBEZZLEMENT EXPOSED
Jan 04 suicide bomb
Mar 04 double suicide bombing
May 04 quadruple child murder
So pretty much the African model of peace, Mugabe style.
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You also mentioned
The Black man who is the President of Babylon . .
The current president of
Babylon is Fuad Masum
who doesn't look very
black to me.
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