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Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 10:23 AM
Florida, lead by Godly Republican governor Rick Scott, approved of almost 300 bears to be killed by hunters for fun. Apparantly some people have a problem with this, calling it an unnecessary, cruel and barbaric trophy hunt. But as a Christian I can honestly not see what the problem is with killing 300 bears for fun, or 3,000 bears or even 300,000 bears for that matter.
To start with, all bears are vicious and dangerous man-eating, child-devouring beasts that should all be shot on sight. After all, God created this world for us humans to live in, not some pesky bears. Additionally they are also a disgusting symbol of a perverted gaysexual subculture, that alone should be enough to shoot them.
Infact even the Bible tells of the viciousness of bears
2 Kings 2:24
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Jesus tells me that we are allowed to kill bears and any other animal for any reason we want, even torture them for fun if we'd like to.
Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Just look at these beasts and their claws. It could have been your children next on their menu.
God bless Governor Rick Scott for making America a safer place for you and your children!
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 04:12 PM
I don't see the appeal of animals. They don't have souls so they can't suffer. When they die, they're dead. Who cares if it's by a bullet or loss of habitat? What did bears ever do for mankind, anyway?
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 04:14 PM
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I don't see the appeal of animals.
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I'm quite fond of eating them. And wearing them. And I am grateful that they test chemicals on them so that I don't get Cancer.
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 04:18 PM
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I'm quite fond of eating them. And wearing them. And I am grateful that they test chemicals on them so that I don't get Cancer.
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Well yeah, but other than that?
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 04:32 PM
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Well yeah, but other than that?
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This is an interesting subject now that you have brought it up Sister Mary. So I have been contemplating it and have come up with the following possible uses for animals, not specifically Bears, but I have included them.
- Dog's are good for chewing on the Messicans & Niggeros that try steal corn & watermelon from the farmers veggie gardens?
- If you catch a Bear and let it go in a Sinandgrog there are no Joo's left afterwards?
- When Donald builds The Wall™®(.)(.)© he could build two like a channel and place Wolves uǝǝʍʇǝq them?
Sorry I have to stop there's something ƃuoɹʍ with my keydraob
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I don't see the appeal of animals. They don't have souls so they can't suffer. When they die, they're dead. Who cares if it's by a bullet or loss of habitat? What did bears ever do for mankind, anyway?
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The only use I can see for bears (apart from hats) is that when teaching children about respect for their elders, or rather the consequences of disrespect (2 Kings 2:23-24), if there were no bears then they would be less afraid.
Other animals I don't know so much. The ones you can eat, fine, but even dogs aren't necessary. My husband replaced ours with guard-geese, which provide eggs (delicious with shaved truffles) and meat and are so bad-tempered that we have no trouble with intruders. Likewise goats.
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Likewise goats.
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hahaha Goats make the laugh. When they get a man down giving him one good butt with the head, they go straight for the genitals and by golly that intruder wont be manning up any time in the future. The screaming is hilarious "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF I'M SORRY GET IT OFF" My wife's brother was such a Goose (speaking of Geese)
Funny occurrences aside. I believe that any animal that can cause damage to an intruder whether the intruder be a Niggero, Messican, Joo, Raghead or Brother-In-law, is worthy of life until of course they get old or sick or make to much noise, at which point you shoot them dead.
Killing animals assisted in my Son's growth. It taught him responsibilities and smarts. I remember when he was cleaning the front yard as a 6 year old and he was stopped dead in his tracks by a turd from the neighbors pet black Labrador "Boy" Rather than pick it up, he slung it back over the fence with a thick long branch off a tree and it hit the neighbors front door. He then jumped the fence and beat the dog to death with the same branch. I wasn't to happy about the branch though because 12 inches to the right and he would of smashed that turd right through the front open window.
As all fathers do after their sons first kill, I made him paint his face like an all star footballer with the blood from the black Lab and head on over to inform the Hallenstein's that Boy wont be home for Yom Kippur.
So I agree, killing animals is an important and extremely fun part of nature and a benefit to society, but animals that can kill are a vital recourse, when dealing with the above mentioned.
Brother BAW
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Back against wall
Funny occurrences aside. I believe that any animal that can cause damage to an intruder whether the intruder be a Niggero, Messican, Joo, Raghead or Brother-In-law, is worthy of life until of course they get old or sick or make to much noise, at which point you shoot them dead.
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I know what you mean about the noise - goodness, geese have powerful lungs on them, don't they? Fortunately they are at the perimeter fence, well out of earshot of the house.
We don't shoot them. The twins tell me that they wring the geese's necks and cut the goats' throats, bless them. I believe the garden staff curry the goat meat.
But this is off topic - I do apologize. Re the bears, who even knew there were bears in Florida? Do they travel down from Canada for the winter months?
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 07:33 PM
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Additionally they are also a disgusting symbol of a perverted gaysexual subculture, that alone should be enough to shoot them.
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Amen to that Brother Ex.
It's incredible how a society (of Heathen Gaytards) can take what to me was once a manly word for riding a horse saddle-less or the term for a thick rich rug and turn it into the most gross inyrendo one could imagine.
I don't get all this fagism. I also blame John Lennon for inventing isms. Although that evil witch Yolko Uno put a spell over that man and made him sell his sole to the Satan.
The words of a man man under a witches spell.
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Ev'rybody's talking about
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m.
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All terms/inyrendos for Sodomistic relations.
The terms also inspired films like Brokeback Mountain in which the term Brokeback replaced ****back due to the screaming protest of Good True Christian™ people.
God drew the last breath from Heath Ledger for being involved in that film and this speaks volumes due to the fact that many referred to Heath as an angel before this film, and that he was a promising Christian that always kissed his mother and called her regularly from his work abroad.
But the film Brokeback Mountain, just made God very angry.
And another actor. Jake Gyllenhell. God sent forth his wrath upon this man and made him insane. Another young man with promise, led to Satan by his incestuous self harming sister and turned to insanity for being involved in the abomination Brokeback Mountain.
I do concede that Bears, have a great deal to answer for. Kill them. Kill them all.
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 10:01 PM
We do not have bears in my home which is Jamaica but we have a great fear of she bears. A witch can conjure tham and send them to your house. It is good that these bears have been killed. They are a terrible menace.
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-28-2015, 10:16 PM
Governor Rick Scott is a True Christian™ hero and a blessing to us all. Last year's stray pet round-up and strangling party was a huge success and Mr. Scott himself taught several youngsters how to properly strangle the life out of cats, a puppy, and even a parakeet. It would have been easier to just smack the dumb bird's head against the side of the pickup, but Mr. Scott took the time to show the kids how to do it nice and slow, the way God intended. It must have taken a good 10 minutes of strained screeching and muffled tweeting, but he took all the time he could to do it just right. That's the kind of good Christian leader Rick Scott is.
Praise Jesus! Here's a photo of him at the awards ceremony afterward!
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-30-2015, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
Florida, lead by Godly Republican governor Rick Scott, approved of almost 300 bears to be killed by hunters for fun. Apparantly some people have a problem with this, calling it an unnecessary, cruel and barbaric trophy hunt. But as a Christian I can honestly not see what the problem is with killing 300 bears for fun, or 3,000 bears or even 300,000 bears for that matter.
To start with, all bears are vicious and dangerous man-eating, child-devouring beasts that should all be shot on sight. After all, God created this world for us humans to live in, not some pesky bears. Additionally they are also a disgusting symbol of a perverted gaysexual subculture, that alone should be enough to shoot them.
Infact even the Bible tells of the viciousness of bears
2 Kings 2:24
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Jesus tells me that we are allowed to kill bears and any other animal for any reason we want, even torture them for fun if we'd like to.
Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Just look at these beasts and their claws. It could have been your children next on their menu.
God bless Governor Rick Scott for making America a safer place for you and your children!
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God tells us in His Holy Word that we can use animals as we like: pets, experiments, meat, clothing, torture, entertainment, whatever.
Bears can do wonderful things, and the rumors that I keep one in my basement is probably a vicious lie.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
10-31-2015, 03:22 AM
Bears are associated with several different kinds of sin. One is the bear rug.
I've read it is a popular practice to have sex on bear rugs. What could make Jesus more angry than using an animal for sinful purposes.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
11-02-2015, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
We do not have bears in my home which is Jamaica but we have a great fear of she bears. A witch can conjure tham and send them to your house. It is good that these bears have been killed. They are a terrible menace.
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Mister, have you ever heard of Exodus 22:18 which says, "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Get off your pot and into the Bible!
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
11-02-2015, 09:03 AM
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Bears are associated with several different kinds of sin. One is the bear rug.
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Another, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir, is the bear hug. (Curious how these sins rhyme, isn't it? I expect Brother Professor Dr White could explain the linguo-sciento-theological reasons behind that.)
Bear hugs can and do lead to the sort of activities you specify with regard to bear rugs.
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
11-02-2015, 11:20 AM
The only type of bear rug allowed in my house
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Re: Florida kills 295 bears in 2 days. So what? -
11-02-2015, 11:53 AM
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The only type of bear rug allowed in my house
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I have one of these in my sons bedroom. If you squat down low enough you can see a human toe and a part of a foot lodged in its throat. The Taxidermist said trying to remove it would involve a pretty harsh incision and would probably damage the skin. So seing that you have to be on all fours to have the full experience, it wasn't worth the risk.
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