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Default Re: Seventh Day Adventists Are NOT Christians! - 01-11-2015, 11:15 AM

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Seventh-Day Adventists (or SDA) are NOT Christians ... SDA's believe exclusively in a doctrine called the "Investigative Judgment" where Christ enters into the Holy of Holies in Heaven to decide whether or not we are "worthy" to enter Heaven.
I wonder how they know that? I mean, have any of them died and come back to report? I don't remember seeing anything on Fox News about it.

Seems to me as if they are making this all up on the grounds that they think nobody can check it out.

Why would Jesus need an "Investigative Judgment"? Jesus knows everything already.
What is this "Holy of Holies"?

SDA are batshit. Filled with demons. Under the thrall of Satan. False prophets, etc.

I only ever met one SDA: she was a nigra lesbian - goes to show.





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Default Re: Seventh Day Adventists Are NOT Christians! - 10-30-2015, 04:22 AM

Reminder for the Ben Carson supporters out there.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Seventh Day Adventists Are NOT Christians! - 10-30-2015, 05:56 AM

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Reminder for the Ben Carson supporters out there.
My thoughts exactly Brother Levi. I too have noted that the Iowa caucus poll numbers have risen for Ben Carson among the Evangelicals at an alarming rate. It's a reminder of how these false cults arise, and certainly anyone in their right mind would have dismissed the rantings of crazed woman Ellen G. White when she should have simply been confined to a menstra shack.


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Default Re: Seventh Day Adventists Are NOT Christians! - 10-31-2015, 03:24 AM

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Seventh-Day Adventists (or SDA) are NOT Christians simply because they ADD works to simple faith in Jesus Christ. According to the official Statement on Doctrine by the SDA, accepting Jesus as your personal Saviour is NOT sufficient to be saved. SDA's teach that the life a person lives must be taken into account, even after they have died. SDA's believe exclusively in a doctrine called the "Investigative Judgment" where Christ enters into the Holy of Holies in Heaven to decide whether or not we are "worthy" to enter Heaven. I can answer that question for all SDA's right now...NO!!! According to the Word of God, NO ONE is worthy of Heaven. We are all sinners deserving of Hell-fire and damnation. But thank God the Father, He sent His Son Jesus Christ into the world to pay for our sins with His blood. Eternal life is a FREE GIFT (Romans 5:15; 6:23), paid for by the blood of Jesus (Colossians 1:14). Tragically, Seventh-Day Adventists ADD good works to salvation, which is a damnable heresy.

SDA's also ADD the keeping of the Sabbath day to faith in Christ, which is NO faith at all. Either you are trusting Christ 100% or else you are not trusting Him at all. There is a fine line between Heaven and Hell my friend, and the dividing line is faith in Christ ALONE. John 16:6 proclaims, "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." The Word of God teaches that there is ONLY ONE WAY to Heaven, and that is through Christ Jesus. Satan is a master deceiver (2nd Corinthians 11:13-15) and knows that some people are more difficult to con than others, so he must manufacture a false religion that looks very close to Christianity. Seventh-Day Adventism is so cleverly camouflaged by Satan that many Christians even consider SDA a "Christian cult" (such as Walter Martin's book, The Kingdom of the Cults). Mr. Martin is wrong on the SDA's, they are NOT Christians at all. How can you have a "Christian" cult?

The truth is that SDA's reject Jesus Christ as their Saviour the moment they ADD the Sabbath and their life's work to faith alone. Eternal life is a "gift" (Romans 6:23, "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." A gift cannot have any strings attached otherwise it was never a gift to begin with. A gift simply needs to be received. If any Hell-deserving sinner will simply receive Jesus Christ as his Saviour, then he will be saved, "But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name." "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved" -Romans 10:13.

In addition, Ellen G. White is without a doubt the most predominant figure within SDA. There is an entire website dedicated to exposing her. SDA's elevate the writing of this foolish women to the level of the Bible. SDA's have a corrupted view of prophecy, akin to the demonic heresies of the Jehovah Witnesses. SDA's believe that the Lord began has work of "investigative judgment" in 1844. This doctrine was originally concocted as an attempt to avoid public embarrassment when their prediction that Christ would return failed. Yes, the SDA's set a date for Christ's return and He didn't return. So they set another date, and He still didn't return. Looking like idiots, they claimed that they had made a mistake, saying that Jesus had entered into the Holy of Holies in Heaven instead. By the way, the Branch Davidian cult (leader: David Koresh) in Waco, Texas was an offshoot of Seventh-Day Adventism.

SDA's also require baptism (baptismal regeneration). This is one of the biggest stumbling blocks to faith in the world today. If you place your faith in Jesus + baptism, then you are NOT trusting the Saviour. Baptismal regeneration is a lie of Satan.

SDA's worship the Sabbath, a grave mistake. Few people realize that Jesus IS OUR SABBATH. The Old Testament Sabbath day was a ceremonial law, not a moral law. It applied ONLY to the Jews, just as circumcision and the prohibition against eating pork. So for the sake of consistency, SDA's should never eat any bacon or ham, right? Just as with all false religions, it is hypocrisy. The Sabbath was a picture of Christ. Man worked six days, and then rested on the seventh. The Sabbath was representative of man ceasing from his own efforts and trusting wholly upon the Lord instead. This teaching is confirmed in Hebrews 4:3, "For we which have believed do enter into rest, as he said, As I have sworn in my wrath, if they shall enter into my rest: although the works were finished from the foundation of the world. For he spake in a certain place of the seventh day on this wise, And God did rest the seventh day from all his works." There is no more Sabbath day today because Jesus was the fulfillment of what the Sabbath pictured. Hebrews 10:1 teaches that the ceremonial laws were only a "shadow" of good things to come. When the sun is directly overhead there is no shadow. Likewise, when Christ fulfilled the Sabbath, it was no longer needed. If we rest in Christ (place our trust upon Him), then we will have our sins forgiven and go to Heaven.

I need not go into a lengthy article to expose Seventh-Day Adventism as a false religion. If they are wrong on salvation, they are damned to Hell. I say this with great sadness and with the hope that many Adventists reading this article will forsake their false religion and turn wholly to Jesus Christ.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Seventh Day Adventists Are NOT Christians! - 10-31-2015, 03:40 AM

Some may yet be saved. We must pray it so. The Lord could reach out and seize a few of them, as He occasionally does with Romans, Mormans and the like. They may be brought to His bosom and see the light, earning perpetual presence in the sight of God, through a personal relationship with sweet Jesus.


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Default Re: Seventh Day Adventists Are NOT Christians! - 10-31-2015, 03:42 AM

Brilliant preaching as always, Pastor Zeke.

I lack the theological depth of Pastor Zeke so my analysis of the Seventh Day Adventists is simple. It involves counting to seven. Monday is obviously day one-- Monday was once called Oneday.

Then we count to seven and, bingo, its Sunday. Seventh Day Adventists should really be required to take a math test.


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Default Re: Seventh Day Adventists Are NOT Christians! - 10-31-2015, 04:23 PM

Pastor Zeke, I respect that these folks may not be TRUE Christians, and I will defer to you on the theology of it all.

That being said, they seem to come awfully close to the real thing.

Even though some of his beliefs might be wrong, can it really be disputed that Ben Carson is a humble, lovely man of God?

He reminds of the colored folks my Momma and Daddy grew up with. The kind who would shine your shoes, serve you sweet tea and grits, and hold a door for you all with a happy smile on their dark faces!

He almost reminds of the saintly titular character from "Uncle Tom's Cabin" who managed to behave in a Christina manner even toward the Simon Legrees of the world. Ben behaves thus toward todays cruel Simon Legrees (Feminists, Witches, fags, etc.)

At risk of inviting condemnation, I actually backed that Mary worshipin, Pagan Catholic Rick Santorum back in 2012.

True his beliefs troubled me, but he seemed to have the right sense of things, calling for the banning of abortion and contracepiton ( Slut enabling IMO.) He also compared homosexuality to bestiality (another plus!)

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Default Re: Seventh Day Adventists Are NOT Christians! - 10-31-2015, 09:07 PM

A couple of further points.

Seventh Day Adventists are all vegetarians. This is a serious sin and a platform of the communist party.

Also, I have no way of ascertaining whether this Carson boy has been washed in Christ's blood and become an ex-negro. I suspect he has not, there fore he is about as qualified to be president as Hellary Cliton.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Seventh Day Adventists Are NOT Christians! - 11-01-2015, 11:23 AM

Ben Carson, like other Seventh Day Adventists, is a Godless vegetarian. Veganism and vegetarianism goes directly against the Bible, and is a sin. If you don't eat meat you are not a Christian.

Genesis 9:3
Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

The fact that they choosed magic underpants-wearing Godless Morman cultist Mitt Romney as Republican candidate last time, could set a scary precedent that they are deliberately choosing false Christians to represent the Republican party

Also, do we really want a hamite president again regardlessly? Can we trust them? 7, soon 8 years of experience tells me no.
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