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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-29-2011, 03:09 AM

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Is that the only thing that you people know about Catholicism?
Catholicism? Did you mean NAMBLA? I'd rather see children hang around furries than catholics.

Eating fish sticks on Fridays during Lent and wearing ashes on their forehead once a year is no way to get to Heaven.



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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-29-2011, 03:35 AM

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Catholicism? Did you mean NAMBLA? I'd rather see children hang around furries than catholics.

Eating fish sticks on Fridays during Lent and wearing ashes on their forehead once a year is no way to get to Heaven.
But being intolerant ass holes does get you into heaven.

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Default Re: Bible Study: Kill almost anyone you want and still go to Heav - 01-29-2011, 03:48 AM

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The "thou shalt not kill" LIE !!!
One of the things politically correct feminist child raping hippie democrats have tried to do is twisting the Holy Bible by pointing to Exodus 20:13
"thou shalt not kill" falsely claiming it means we are not allowed to kill people. This is utter nonsense. It just means we cannot go kill people at random. We can still kill plenty of people, just as long as we only kill people God's Holy Bible tells us to kill. And make no mistake, according to the Holy Bible 99.97% of all people should be killed!

DISCLAIMER: 1st Peter 2:13-17 and Romans 13:1-7 require all of us to obey secular law. So we have to wait with our killing until Sarah Palin implements Biblical Law, or become a soldier to do it in countries like Afghanistan.

Sex with men, women or animals?
Someone raping a cow, even if it is just by accident? Time to blow them up:
Leviticus 20:15-16. Someone cheating? Time to start the chainsaw: Leviticus 20:10. Someone sleeping with their mother, mother in law, son or son in law? Time to put fuel into that flame thrower: Leviticus 20:11, Leviticus 20:14 "they shall be burnt with fire".

Ever said bad things about their parents?
If someone has
ever, even if it is just once in their entire life, cursed against their father or mother, it's time to cut their throat and let them bleed to death! Leviticus 20:9 "every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death".

Cursing?
Badmouthing God? Even if it was only once, ten years ago? It's time to pull that trigger!
Leviticus 24:16 "when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death".

Not a Christian?
Is someone an Atheist, vegetarian, Muslim, false Christian, Asian, Jew, Catholic or Democrat? You are not only allowed to kill them, God demands it from you! And please note it is explicitly allowed to kill women and children. So if an unborn child has not yet proven it's faith in Jesus, killing it is not just allowed, it is required!
2nd Chronicles 15:13 "should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman". A good way to do this is to kill them with a nuke a city at a time as demanded in Deuteronomy 13:15 "destroying it utterly".

Someone having a bad dream?
It's obvious that God does not allow this: Deuteronomy 13:5
"that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death".

Are you crazy? Don't most of us go to Heaven?
One of the biggest lies false Christians have been spreading is that most people will go to Heaven. This is not true! Actually it is the biggest lie ever! Almost everyone will go to Hell! Only a very small minority will be allowed in Heaven. Like everything else that matters in life, these facts can be found in the Holy Bible: Matthew 7:13-14
"few there be that find it".
You are an unbelievable ignorant son of a bitch, Because I am an Atheist, was at one point Catholic, and am a Vegetarian, I should be murdered? You need to learn to live in the real piffleing world. We live in an age where people need to accept each other. The rest of the planet doesn't live in a self important cave.

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Default Re: Bible Study: Kill almost anyone you want and still go to Heav - 01-29-2011, 03:55 AM

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You are an unbelievable ignorant son of a bitch, Because I am an Atheist, was at one point Catholic, and am a Vegetarian, I should be murdered? You need to learn to live in the real piffleing world. We live in an age where people need to accept each other. The rest of the planet doesn't live in a self important cave.
Everything I say is straight from God's Holy Bible! So if you are angry about my posting it is God you are angry with, not me. Guess how well being angry at God is going to end for you...


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-29-2011, 04:13 AM

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Is that the only thing that you people know about Catholicism? Look at the thread on Roman Catholics. I have shed light on the faith because all of you narrow minded bastards are too stuck up to learn something.

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I know enough to know that Catholics are apostates who bear almost no resemblance to Christianity.


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Default Re: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians - 01-29-2011, 04:32 AM

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As a matter of fact, they are the closest thing to original Christianity you can get.
Original Christians did not believe in worshiping Mary, transubstantiation, Bishops being unable to marry, refraining from eating meat and a host of other things the Catholic church does completely wrong.

If you would like me to, I will be glad to post scriptures from the Holy Bible to back my point.

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You all just hate them because they are accepting of Gays
Well, now that's interesting, because the official catlick dogma says the opposite.

Every human being is called to receive a gift of divine sonship, to become a child of God by grace. However, to receive this gift, we must reject sin, including homosexual behavior—that is, acts intended to arouse or stimulate a sexual response regarding a person of the same sex. The Catholic Church teaches that such acts are always violations of divine and natural law.

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Blacks, Jews, Hispanics, Asians, Indians, Middle Easterners, and every other ethnic group/minority.
We accept all of those. Any of them can join if they are True Christians. Heck, we didn't even endorse black slavery over the use of injuns. That's something the Catholic church can't say.


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They recognize that every word in the Bible was not meant to be taken literally. But instead, most of it is stories to teach good morals and faith.
That is true that they teach that the Bible shouldn't be taken literally. They teach it should say whatever they want it to be depending on their mood.

One day it's flat earth, as the Bible says it is and they are trying to kill people who say otherwise. The next day they believe in a round earth.
For centuries they tried to kill anyone who tried to translate the Bible into anything but Latin. Now they are cool with it, because they encourage you to not actually read it. Just trust them.

One day they sell indulgences. The next they tell everyone who is complaining about it to kiss their papal arses. A little while longer, they agree that it wasn't such a good idea.

But the Pope is infallible and is God's representative on earth.


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