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Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
03-12-2007, 06:59 AM
Satan works through Chuck Norris to corrupt True Christians into Hell. There is only one true religion and that's baptist Christianity. Karate is a form of Buddhism and as such it is a sin. Don't let satan fool you.
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
03-12-2007, 03:26 PM
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Satan works through Chuck Norris to corrupt True Christians into Hell. There is only one true religion and that's baptist Christianity. Karate is a form of Buddhism and as such it is a sin. Don't let satan fool you.
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Godly words brother. The question Norris should be asking himself is WWJDKA; What Would Jesus Do to Kick Ass? The answer is clear from The Bible; with the number of references to sword, use a weapon. It says nothing about going Jackie Chan on somebody. During Jesus earthly ministry the weapon of choice was a sword, no He have given us guns so we Christians should use guns.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
03-12-2007, 04:49 PM
Hopefully Pastor, this Connors character will be watching "God's favourite Forum" and will come to realise the wisdom of your words.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
03-17-2007, 03:18 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
03-17-2007, 04:29 PM
You would be over it, since you papist dogs have no compassion for your fellow man. I can assure you that every time I come across someone who is bound for eternal torture in Hell, I am saddened beyond belief. And yet you can sit here and give the "thumbs up" to this man who is teetering on the edge of eternal damnation. You cathoholics frighten and disgust me.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-12-2007, 04:15 PM
Actually in any martial art you can use a wepon. There's the Katana (a sword) the Sai, the Nunchucku, the Bo staff and some use bow and arrows.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-12-2007, 04:22 PM
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Actually in any martial art you can use a wepon.
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Um, no. For instance, jujitsu is an unarmed martial art, also known as "a martial art where you don't use a weapon." It would appear you know almost as little about gook gibberish as you do about God's Word.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-12-2007, 08:37 PM
So I skipped one on my list. Everyone makes at least one mistake in their lives.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-12-2007, 09:34 PM
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So I skipped one on my list. Everyone makes at least one mistake in their lives.
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Son, each and every one of us have made stupid mistakes - just like you have.
Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
But once you accept Jesus as your Personal Savior™, you become buried with him by baptism into death and you will become unable to say (or even think of) such inanities, because your our old man will be crucified with Him. (Romans 6,6)
Do it now, Son. Drop to your knees, repent your sins and beg - yes, beg! - Jesus to crucify your old man.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-12-2007, 09:50 PM
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So I skipped one on my list. Everyone makes at least one mistake in their lives.
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You can throw all your anime, which is obviously where you get your information on Karate, into the garbage can and pick up a Bible rather than nit-pick even minute detail of a hobby that you obviously know little about.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-13-2007, 01:18 PM
1) I am a GIRL not a SON! I swear if someone other than Emery calls me "Son".... nevermind on to number...
2) I love martial arts and read less Manga and watch less Anime than most of my friends, and I hang out with the Anime freaks at school. And...
3) I did that once.... My father nearly died directly afterword.... You call that "God's Grace"? I call it cruel.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-13-2007, 01:21 PM
Wait, I don't even like television. There's too much meaningless crud.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-13-2007, 01:26 PM
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Actually in any martial art you can use a wepon. There's the Katana (a sword) the Sai, the Nunchucku, the Bo staff and some use bow and arrows.
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Sumo is a "martial art" where two sweaty chinks bump bellies. No "wepons" there. Hell even the tea ceremony, flower arranging and calligraphy are called martial arts.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-13-2007, 03:27 PM
I have already told you people that I am a girl and the word "Martial" means "of war or the millitary". Flower aranging is not a martial art. It may be considered art but not martial art.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-13-2007, 03:48 PM
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3) I did that once.... My father nearly died directly afterword.... You call that "God's Grace"? I call it cruel.
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Son, looks like you got a taste of God's mysterious habits:
Job 9:22 This is one thing, therefore I said it, He destroyeth the perfect and the wicked.
23 If the scourge slay suddenly, he will laugh at the trial of the innocent.
Now, consider, if that's how He treats you when you try to please Him, what will He do if you make Him mad? Best not to find out, eh?
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I have already told you people that I am a girl and the word "Martial" means "of war or the millitary". Flower aranging is not a martial art. It may be considered art but not martial art.
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Boy, you clearly don't know the first thing about how nips fight, do you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-13-2007, 04:02 PM
You say to the girl who can take down a 6'3'' football player when she is 4'9''. My brother and one of my teachers trained me in a few fighting styles.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-13-2007, 04:08 PM
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You say to the girl who can take down a 6'3'' football player when she is 4'9''. My brother and one of my teachers trained me in a few fighting styles.
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Ah, so you're one of those transitive-gender folks that Dances With Boys Who Don't Cry was flapping her yap about. I wondered if they really existed.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-13-2007, 05:19 PM
No, I was born a girl and I am proud to be a girl who loves her man thank you very much.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-15-2007, 05:01 PM
1. There is not theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
2. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that 'Law & Order' are trademarked names for his right and left arms.
Sorry. I couldn't resist. There was a serious lack of Chuck Norris facts in this topic. Especially when it's ABOUT Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris is not a True Christian! -
06-15-2007, 11:29 PM
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Um, no. For instance, jujitsu is an unarmed martial art, also known as "a martial art where you don't use a weapon." It would appear you know almost as little about gook gibberish as you do about God's Word.
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Though it focuses on Taijutsu (Hand to hand techniques), it can still be incorporated into weapon training, though as you said it isn't focused on it.
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