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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 12:12 AM

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1. I have? no, not me. Stop talking about few people as the whole country please.
Then move out of your country if you don't want to suffer the consequences.

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2. We have grounded alot of airplanes? Our fault? what are we supposed to do about natural things. and didnt u guys pray for it?
If you weren't so immoral, then we wouldn't have had to pray for it. God chose to answer our prayers because He thought it was a good idea. So God thinks you are bad people too.

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oh wait not just iceland whole europe?
Europe needs to be warned so that they can a) ban abortion and b) ban gay marriage and c) cut off ALL contact with your country.

It's too late to save icelend, sorry.

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3. are you telling a joke?
Are you a neo-nazi? Because neo-nazis think that murdering millions of people is a joke.

The second world war was a very serious matter, friend. Only America was powerful enough to solve it.


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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 12:48 AM

I heard on the news that, because of ash from the Iceland volcano, foreigners from countries such as Africa will not be able to fly to Boston to run in the Boston Marathon. This could be the first time in a long time that a Real American wins the Boston Marathon. If you want a Real American to win the Boston Marathon, KEEP PRAYING THE IMPRECATORY PRAYERS AGAINST ICELAND!

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Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 12:52 AM

Praise Jesus!! I have waited so long for a real God Fearing Righteous American to win the Boston Marathon!! All this since the voters of Taxachusetts voted against another socialist going to the US Senate!!

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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 01:19 AM

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Then move out of your country if you don't want to suffer the consequences. .
lmao, no.


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Are you a neo-nazi? Because neo-nazis think that murdering millions of people is a joke.

The second world war was a very serious matter, friend. Only America was powerful enough to solve it.
no, what makes you think im a neo-nazi and iceland hasn't murdered anyone at all or anything that touches terrorism.
like i said before how could a nation of 300.000 help
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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 03:00 AM

Please add my prayer.


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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 08:10 AM

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no, what makes you think im a neo-nazi and iceland hasn't murdered anyone at all or anything that touches terrorism.
Oh?

9/11 attacks in 2001: flights were grounded for a day
iceland attacks in 2010: flights are grounded for almost a WEEK

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like i said before how could a nation of 300.000 help
Go back to school and learn some world history

Iceland gave Adolph Hitler the moral support in 1939 to launch the second World War. Without iceland's support, it may not have happened at all. Sure, this crime of your country was 70 years ago, but everyone still knows someone who was murdered as a result of your country's actions and inactions.


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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 09:02 AM

"There is also a great flood here. Seems like God has finally decided to sink this filthy land for good."

i hope that your country will be the next to sink...hahaaa.
build your ark, it wont help you at all.
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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 09:09 AM

"Europe needs to be warned so that they can a) ban abortion and b) ban gay marriage and c) cut off ALL contact with your country.

It's too late to save icelend, sorry."


Sure, Europe needs to be warned about american stupidity, i hope europe cuts down alla contacts to usa.

One day you sink, il be there watching and celebrating.
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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 10:52 AM

So.

i have rights to blame any other country than usa.

bit weird to me..
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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 10:58 AM

Things are looking bad for Iceland, with little food left and everywhere covered in a foot of burning ash, all the Eskimos have left to eat is the following:
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This is without a doubt the most pungent and dubious thing at the table. Tastes like a combination of dodgy fish and strong French cheese with a hint of ammonia. If you are new to shark and are offered some, it is wise to take the darkest piece you see (the lighter the colour, the stronger the taste).

The shark is prepared by burying it in sand for about six months. Served cold in little pieces, be careful not to eat too much, as it can result in diarrhoea.

Note - do not attempt to prepare rotted shark at home! If you do it wrong or don't leave it in the ground for long enough, it's quite likely that you will die in agony from eating it, as it is full of neurotoxins and ammonia, which are filtered out using the process described above.
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When the shark is soft and smells like ammonia, remove from the gravel, wash, and hang in a drying shack. This is a shack or shed with plenty of holes to let the wind in, but enough shade to prevent the sun from shining directly on the shark. Let it hang until it is firm and fairly dry: 2-4 months. Warm, windy and dry weather will hasten the process, while cold, damp and still weather will delay it.

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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 11:10 AM

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One day you sink, il be there watching and celebrating.
Ah, but weren't you saying just earlier that it's wrong to blame a whole country? And yet, here you are blaming a whole country of 300 million people because of something that 1 person told you?

Pot. Kettle. Black.

I will pray for you.


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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 11:23 AM

well actually i wasnt saying anything about that it is wrong to blame whole country.

and it is. we have nothing to do with countries,, we only live on them.

if there is a flood, then there is , or volcano..we cannot much do nothing to it.

But i think it is not right to engourage people to pray for tsunami strike to hit reykjavik..it really makes me pissed of.
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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 11:33 AM

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But i think it is not right to engourage people to pray for tsunami strike to hit reykjavik..
We merely bring it to God's attention, friend. It's up to God to decide how He wishes to punish your country.

Maybe you should pray yourself.......... ?


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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 11:43 AM

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[...]if there is a flood, then there is , or volcano..we cannot much do nothing to it.
If there is "nothing we can do about it", why do you say
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It is clear to me that you accept that God is responsible for the smiting of Iceland.





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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 12:06 PM

well actually, its not my country.

And yes i accept all nature disasters, but i think that god has nothing to do with them anyway.

thanks for the pray, maybe il pray for myself either.
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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 02:50 PM

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"There is also a great flood here. Seems like God has finally decided to sink this filthy land for good."

i hope that your country will be the next to sink...hahaaa.
build your ark, it wont help you at all.
You are quoting Brother Alex, who is from Iceland.

I am glad you are joining your hope to Brother Alex's prayers and all our prayers that Iceland will soon sink beneath the waves.


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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 03:35 PM

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Oh?

9/11 attacks in 2001: flights were grounded for a day
iceland attacks in 2010: flights are grounded for almost a WEEK
are you seriously comparing 9/11 to a volcano?
9/11 was a Terrorist attack thats abit more serious aint it
"Iceland Attacks" you seriously need some help its a fu*king volcano

and your a shame to your country comparing a volcano to 9/11
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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 03:39 PM

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are you seriously comparing 9/11 to a volcano?
http://www.newsfirst.lk/index.php?op...news&Itemid=18
http://www.france24.com/en/20100418-...space-shutdown
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking...ry_516419.html
http://www.breakingtravelnews.com/ne...-9-11-attacks/

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and your a shame to your country comparing a volcano to 9/11
The volcano does more (economic) damage than 9/11. Easy proof and easy logic.

Check the facts, ICELENDER!


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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 03:40 PM

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are you seriously comparing 9/11 to a volcano?
9/11 was a Terrorist attack thats abit more serious aint it
"Iceland Attacks" you seriously need some help its a fu*king volcano

and your a shame to your country comparing a volcano to 9/11
If were at all familiar with the Holy Bible, then you would know that when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Praise Jesus!

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14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?


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Default Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. - 04-19-2010, 06:31 PM

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oh really captain obvious? but that's not what matters when u compare these 2 things together? what matter is how many people lost their lifes.

no one has died because of the volcano.
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