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04-19-2010, 12:12 AM
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1. I have? no, not me. Stop talking about few people as the whole country please.
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Then move out of your country if you don't want to suffer the consequences.
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2. We have grounded alot of airplanes? Our fault? what are we supposed to do about natural things. and didnt u guys pray for it?
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If you weren't so immoral, then we wouldn't have had to pray for it. God chose to answer our prayers because He thought it was a good idea. So God thinks you are bad people too.
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oh wait not just iceland whole europe?
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Europe needs to be warned so that they can a) ban abortion and b) ban gay marriage and c) cut off ALL contact with your country.
It's too late to save icelend, sorry.
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3. are you telling a joke?
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Are you a neo-nazi? Because neo-nazis think that murdering millions of people is a joke.
The second world war was a very serious matter, friend. Only America was powerful enough to solve it.
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04-19-2010, 12:48 AM
I heard on the news that, because of ash from the Iceland volcano, foreigners from countries such as Africa will not be able to fly to Boston to run in the Boston Marathon. This could be the first time in a long time that a Real American wins the Boston Marathon. If you want a Real American to win the Boston Marathon, KEEP PRAYING THE IMPRECATORY PRAYERS AGAINST ICELAND!
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Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-19-2010, 12:52 AM
Praise Jesus!! I have waited so long for a real God Fearing Righteous American to win the Boston Marathon!! All this since the voters of Taxachusetts voted against another socialist going to the US Senate!!
Praise Jesus!!
In Jesus' name I pray!!
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04-19-2010, 01:19 AM
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Then move out of your country if you don't want to suffer the consequences. .
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lmao, no.
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Are you a neo-nazi? Because neo-nazis think that murdering millions of people is a joke.
The second world war was a very serious matter, friend. Only America was powerful enough to solve it.
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no, what makes you think im a neo-nazi and iceland hasn't murdered anyone at all or anything that touches terrorism.
like i said before how could a nation of 300.000 help
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04-19-2010, 03:00 AM
Please add my prayer.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-19-2010, 08:10 AM
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no, what makes you think im a neo-nazi and iceland hasn't murdered anyone at all or anything that touches terrorism.
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Oh?
9/11 attacks in 2001: flights were grounded for a day
iceland attacks in 2010: flights are grounded for almost a WEEK
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like i said before how could a nation of 300.000 help
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Go back to school and learn some world history
Iceland gave Adolph Hitler the moral support in 1939 to launch the second World War. Without iceland's support, it may not have happened at all. Sure, this crime of your country was 70 years ago, but everyone still knows someone who was murdered as a result of your country's actions and inactions.
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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-19-2010, 09:02 AM
"There is also a great flood here. Seems like God has finally decided to sink this filthy land for good."
i hope that your country will be the next to sink...hahaaa.
build your ark, it wont help you at all.
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04-19-2010, 09:09 AM
"Europe needs to be warned so that they can a) ban abortion and b) ban gay marriage and c) cut off ALL contact with your country.
It's too late to save icelend, sorry."
Sure, Europe needs to be warned about american stupidity, i hope europe cuts down alla contacts to usa.
One day you sink, il be there watching and celebrating.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-19-2010, 10:52 AM
So.
i have rights to blame any other country than usa.
bit weird to me..
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04-19-2010, 10:58 AM
Things are looking bad for Iceland, with little food left and everywhere covered in a foot of burning ash, all the Eskimos have left to eat is the following:
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This is without a doubt the most pungent and dubious thing at the table. Tastes like a combination of dodgy fish and strong French cheese with a hint of ammonia. If you are new to shark and are offered some, it is wise to take the darkest piece you see (the lighter the colour, the stronger the taste).
The shark is prepared by burying it in sand for about six months. Served cold in little pieces, be careful not to eat too much, as it can result in diarrhoea.
Note - do not attempt to prepare rotted shark at home! If you do it wrong or don't leave it in the ground for long enough, it's quite likely that you will die in agony from eating it, as it is full of neurotoxins and ammonia, which are filtered out using the process described above.
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Take one large shark, gut and discard the fins, tail, innards, the cartilage and the head (BTW, a very healthy oil is processed from the liver and used as a food supplement). Cut flesh into large pieces. Wash in running water to get all slime and blood off. Dig a large hole in coarse gravel, preferably down by the sea and far from the nearest inhabited house - this is to make sure the smell doesn't bother anybody. Put in the shark pieces, and press them well together. It's best to do this when the weather is fairly warm (but not hot), as it hastens the curing process. Cover with more gravel and put heavy rocks on top to press down. Leave for 6-7 weeks (in summer) to 2-3 months (in winter). During this time, fluid will drain from the shark flesh, and putrefaction will set in.
When the shark is soft and smells like ammonia, remove from the gravel, wash, and hang in a drying shack. This is a shack or shed with plenty of holes to let the wind in, but enough shade to prevent the sun from shining directly on the shark. Let it hang until it is firm and fairly dry: 2-4 months. Warm, windy and dry weather will hasten the process, while cold, damp and still weather will delay it.
Slice off the brown crust, cut the whitish flesh into small pieces and serve.
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Hrutspungar (Sour Ram's Testicles) Ram's testicles, pickled in whey, put in gelatin, pressed either into a cake with garlic, as a jam, or as a kind of pâté that tastes sour and spongy, with a texture reminiscent of pressed cod roe. Guidebooks comment: 'Not bad if you don't think about it too much, especially in pâté form.' Or you could just take their word for it.
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04-19-2010, 11:10 AM
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One day you sink, il be there watching and celebrating.
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Ah, but weren't you saying just earlier that it's wrong to blame a whole country? And yet, here you are blaming a whole country of 300 million people because of something that 1 person told you?
Pot. Kettle. Black.
I will pray for you.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-19-2010, 11:23 AM
well actually i wasnt saying anything about that it is wrong to blame whole country.
and it is. we have nothing to do with countries,, we only live on them.
if there is a flood, then there is , or volcano..we cannot much do nothing to it.
But i think it is not right to engourage people to pray for tsunami strike to hit reykjavik..it really makes me pissed of.
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04-19-2010, 11:33 AM
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But i think it is not right to engourage people to pray for tsunami strike to hit reykjavik..
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We merely bring it to God's attention, friend. It's up to God to decide how He wishes to punish your country.
Maybe you should pray yourself.......... ?
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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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04-19-2010, 11:43 AM
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[...]if there is a flood, then there is , or volcano..we cannot much do nothing to it.
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If there is "nothing we can do about it", why do you say
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"But i think it is not right to engourage people to pray for tsunami strike to hit reykjavik..it really makes me pissed of."?
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It is clear to me that you accept that God is responsible for the smiting of Iceland.
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04-19-2010, 12:06 PM
well actually, its not my country.
And yes i accept all nature disasters, but i think that god has nothing to do with them anyway.
thanks for the pray, maybe il pray for myself either.
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04-19-2010, 02:50 PM
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"There is also a great flood here. Seems like God has finally decided to sink this filthy land for good."
i hope that your country will be the next to sink...hahaaa.
build your ark, it wont help you at all.
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You are quoting Brother Alex, who is from Iceland.
I am glad you are joining your hope to Brother Alex's prayers and all our prayers that Iceland will soon sink beneath the waves.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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04-19-2010, 03:35 PM
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Oh?
9/11 attacks in 2001: flights were grounded for a day
iceland attacks in 2010: flights are grounded for almost a WEEK
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are you seriously comparing 9/11 to a volcano?
9/11 was a Terrorist attack thats abit more serious aint it
"Iceland Attacks" you seriously need some help its a fu*king volcano
and your a shame to your country comparing a volcano to 9/11
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04-19-2010, 03:39 PM
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are you seriously comparing 9/11 to a volcano?
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http://www.newsfirst.lk/index.php?op...news&Itemid=18
http://www.france24.com/en/20100418-...space-shutdown
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking...ry_516419.html
http://www.breakingtravelnews.com/ne...-9-11-attacks/
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and your a shame to your country comparing a volcano to 9/11
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The volcano does more (economic) damage than 9/11. Easy proof and easy logic.
Check the facts, ICELENDER!
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Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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04-19-2010, 03:40 PM
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are you seriously comparing 9/11 to a volcano?
9/11 was a Terrorist attack thats abit more serious aint it
"Iceland Attacks" you seriously need some help its a fu*king volcano
and your a shame to your country comparing a volcano to 9/11
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If were at all familiar with the Holy Bible, then you would know that when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Praise Jesus!
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Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:
14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:
14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:
14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:
14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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04-19-2010, 06:31 PM
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oh really captain obvious? but that's not what matters when u compare these 2 things together? what matter is how many people lost their lifes.
no one has died because of the volcano.
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