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Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 11:21 AM
Landover calls upon all Icelanders to repent. God has seen fit to bring evil to their land as they continue to deny and/or mock The Lord.
God, in His Wisdom, has also caused British airspace to be closed, as a warning to the Brits. Personally, I feel that The Lord’s Plan for Iceland is progressing nicely but He could do with punishing the whole of Europe.
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More than 1,000km from the event itself, Iceland's second volcanic eruption in the space of a month has caused flights in the UK to be grounded.
Scientists and aviation authorities are continuing to monitor a plume of volcanic ash that is moving southwards over the UK.
The entirety of UK airspace will be closed from noon on Thursday.
National Air Traffic Services said: "No flights will be permitted in UK controlled airspace other than emergency situations."
The eruption ejected the plume, which is made up of fine rock particles, up to 11km into the atmosphere.
"This ash cloud is now drifting with the high altitude winds," said Dr David Rothery, a volcano researcher from the UK's Open University.
"The main mass is over Scandinavia, but it is also over the north of Great Britain and is likely to spread south over the whole island by the end of [Thursday]."
The plume is so high that it will neither be visible nor pose a threat to humans on the ground, although Dr Rothery added that we may have a "spectacularly red sunset" on Thursday evening.
The major concern is that the ash could pose a very serious hazard to aircraft engines.
Dr Dougal Jerram an earth scientist at the University of Durham, UK, explained: "Eruptions which are charged with gas start to froth and expand as they reach the surface which results in explosive eruptions and this fine ash being sent up into the atmosphere.
"If it is ejected high enough, the ash can reach the high winds and be dispersed around the globe, for example, from Iceland to Europe. These high winds are exactly where the airplanes cruise."
Emergency developments
Airports operator BAA confirmed that all flights at Heathrow, Stansted and Gatwick would be suspended from midday.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 11:29 AM
Hell keeps getting pressurized from all the billions of sinners thrown in there every year now! Iceland makes the perfect pressure relief valve.
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 12:09 PM
I just heard that the ash cloud contains glass!!
No doubt those silly Icelandicks had placed a Landfill site over a volcano.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 12:14 PM
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I just heard that the ash cloud contains glass!!
No doubt those silly Icelandicks had placed a Landfill site over a volcano.
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Ghaaaa! They are unrepentant sinners wallowing in the filth of their own iniquity!
I pray that mighty floods will follow this eruption and then a plague of something!
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 12:39 PM
I have no idea what "Stag Party" means, but this obviously crazy Scotsman makes a valid point.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 01:52 PM
Did anyone notice that the huge cloud of ash was only heading towards Europe? First stop the Scandinavia then the UK and on to France. Looks like God is going to punish the entire continent.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 02:14 PM
Wow, there's nothing left!
Just smoke and ash as far as the eye can see...
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 03:21 PM
More news: the progressing ash cloud has now reached the European mainland: the Netherlands are closing down airspace!
Oh, and the glass in the clouds is all natural. Volcanoes produce their own brand of very dark and brittle glass.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 03:29 PM
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More news: the progressing ash cloud has now reached the European mainland: the Netherlands are closing down airspace!
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God hates the Dutch.
La:3:15: He hath filled me with bitterness, he hath made me drunken with wormwood.
La:3:16: He hath also broken my teeth with gravel stones, he hath covered me with ashes.
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La:3:18: And I said, My strength and my hope is perished from the LORD:
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La:3:22: It is of the LORD's mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not.
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Oh, and the glass in the clouds is all natural. Volcanoes produce their own brand of very dark and brittle glass.
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Yes, I note there a lot of glass manufacturers who build their factories on the sides of volcanoes to take advantage of this 'scientific' phenomenon.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 04:10 PM
There is also a great flood here. Seems like God has finally decided to sink this filthy land for good.
I've already hired a group of poles to build me an ark. With Jesus by my side, I know I'll make it through this catastrophe. I'll be laughing in my ark while all the Godless eskimos die and go to hell.
Praise JESUS!
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 04:14 PM
But, why would there be glass in the smoke? Can glass float in the air?
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 04:23 PM
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But, why would there be glass in the smoke? Can glass float in the air?
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Maybe it's The Hand of God™ that's carrying all the glass to cut the inhabitants of France and England.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 04:26 PM
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But, why would there be glass in the smoke? Can glass float in the air?
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It's more proof of God.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 05:00 PM
usa has suggested to nuke the volcano.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 05:04 PM
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usa has suggested to nuke the volcano.
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Do you have a link to that?
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 05:21 PM
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It's more proof of God.
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Exactly. A clear example of Intelligent Falling in action.
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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-15-2010, 06:53 PM
I thought they owed us a load of CASH not ASH - maybe it was just a typo in the governmental stores and requisitions department ??
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-16-2010, 12:27 AM
there is no C in the icelandic alphabet, so all you get is ash.
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-16-2010, 06:31 AM
We also said that God would not allow global warming. He seems to be killing two birds with one stone. Our God is sooooooo awesome!
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Re: Iceland - God Answers Landover’s Prayers. -
04-17-2010, 03:06 AM
Not only did God show his wrath to Iceland he also used his mighty breath to blow volcanic ash all over Godless Europe and ground their planes.
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