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Default Investors needed for Web startup: UnequallyYoked.com - 06-10-2012, 08:58 PM

We all know God is against good Christian men marrying unsaved women, and He probably doesn't think much of us being friends with them either:

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2 Corinthians 6:14

Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
However, God does not place the same requirement upon Christian women in all cases. In addition to birthing babies, women of faith can also serve Him by marrying heathen men and talking their ears off (you know how women love to talk!) until their souls are won for Christ:

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1 Peter 3:1

Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;

I am thinking about registering a domain name and taking some web design classes so I can launch a new dating site to help men who are of good character, but unsaved, find Christian brides.

I feel God provided this special exemption to His usual guidance against interfaith marriages because He knows there is no better way to get a man's attention than with a pretty girl.

This is why the cult recruitment tactic of "flirty fishing" is so effective.

Flirty fishing, of course, is sickening and wrong, because it involves premarital sex, and because it is used to recruit people into a false Christian sect.

What I propose is something I would call "virtuous fishing."

I figure this service might really be a boon to those of you who have lots of daughters hanging around, especially if they're getting a little long in the tooth.

I would, of course, appreciate hearing from the pastors as to whether I'm on sound scriptural ground with this.

Assuming everything looks good, I figure I'd only need a few thousand dollars to get this business up and running.


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Default Re: Investors needed for Web startup: UnequallyYoked.com - 06-12-2012, 09:27 PM

So I've been doing some number crunching, and it looks like I'll need a minimum of $10,000 to get this business up and running. If anybody wants to get in on the ground floor, send me a personal message and we'll talk turkey. I have a feeling this is going to be really big.


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