[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Friends, God has given His Holy Word to spread around the earth and it is in every True Christian's™ mission to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ. It seems that everywhere we go we encounter savages that the devil has taken hold of, and like clearing the virgin land, we must either convert the savages or clear them in the name of the Lord.

If there was ever any doubt that the injuns that inhabited our great land were savages this story should clear up any misconceptions. This vile and disgusting practice amongst the injuns is further proof that Satan had taken hold of the hell bound injuns from a very early time on American soil.

Phallic-Shaped Rock Discovered in Maryland
By Clara Moskowitz, LiveScience Senior Writer
posted: 10 December 2010 10:41 am ET

When Martin Kenny came across what looked like a phallic carving at a site where workers had been excavating to build a new barn, he didn't know what to make of the thing.

"I was standing there and just happened to look down and said, 'Holy crap, what's that?' Kenny told LiveScience. "I put it in my trunk and said, 'What am I going to do about this?’"

Kenny, who works as a horse farrier (a specialist in hoof care), said he's contacted several academic institutions to see if they were interested in analyzing the object, but hasn't received a response.

"I've written to the Smithsonian and never got anything back from them," he said. "I wrote and said I found this stone penis, and I'm sure someone would appreciate being able to look into this thing."

Kenny first found the rock about 20 years ago near Elkton, Md., but has kept it in a drawer since, not knowing what to do with it. He recently sent photos to Swedish archaeologist Martin Rundkvist, who posted them on his blog Thursday (Dec. 9).

"To my eye, it's pretty clearly modified by human hands, though it may originally have originated as a fossil cavity of some ancient mollusk," Rundkvist wrote.

The suggestive-looking rock appears to be made of sandstone, and measures 6 inches (15 cm) long by 1.5 inches (4 cm) thick. At its base is a hole about the diameter of a pencil, Kenny said.

Rundkvist said the object could potentially be of academic interest.

"I'd like to know if this is something Maryland pre-historians have found before," he wrote in an e-mail. "And I'd also like to know what sort of finds may remain to be found on the site."

It's not the first such phallic find. A Stone Age carving that scientists said looked like an "ancient dildo" was unearthed in July in Sweden. Though that item may have had a more innocent purpose as a flint-carving tool, researchers speculated.

Other than a few discoveries, though, such possibly sexual objects from the ancient world are not common, Rundkvist said.

"I don't know about Maryland, but they're very rare in Scandinavia where I work," he said.

http://www.livescience.com/strangene...nd-101210.html

[Levi Jones]

The suggestive-looking rock appears to be made of sandstone, and measures 6 inches (15 cm) long by 1.5 inches (4 cm) thick. At its base is a hole about the diameter of a pencil, Kenny said.

Thank you for bringing that to my attention, brother.

This is clear evidence as to why God chose to nearly wipe out the redskins.

Plus, that thing is huge! It could only be some insatiable witch squaw who would want something that big!

[Brother Enoch]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

Thank you for bringing that to my attention, brother.

This is clear evidence as to why God chose to nearly wipe out the redskins.

Plus, that thing is huge! It could only be some insatiable witch squaw who would want something that big!

Agreed. 6 inches is freakishly huge. Circus freak show huge. I imagine the only squaws able to utilize such a thing must have already squirted out at least dozen little heathen savages. Even then, I imagine they could only fit that in there for a week or two. Utterly disgusting. Couldn't those squaws take a couple of weeks off from their sinful pleasuring of themselves before they got back to it with their their husband and anyone else in the tribe who was available?

[Lisa H]

Why would it have a pencil hole at the base.

At its base is a hole about the diameter of a pencil, Kenny said.

[Adilene]

Originally Posted by Lisa H

Why would it have a pencil hole at the base.

Do you think someone tried to kill it with a pencil.

[Sister Kitty]

Originally Posted by Lisa H

Why would it have a pencil hole at the base.

Perhaps it was so the disgusting Indian males could pleasure themselves with the same tool?

'Awpalooktik tigosyakipik nunami akanoosiyum' is a favorite saying among the Indians. It means 'the family that plays together, stays together'.

I do not know why they were not all exterminated when the whites brought Jesus to this land long ago.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Hippies are living proof that injuns fornicated with dogs.

This is a little-known fact.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Lisa H

Why would it have a pencil hole at the base.

Necklace perhaps, shoot they put bones in their noses. Or is that Nigras that do that? Either way its wrong.

[Adilene]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Necklace perhaps, shoot they put bones in their noses. Or is that Nigras that do that? Either way its wrong.

I'm not sure... I know if I saw one of those things outside I would definitely try and kill it! It's not something you call others and be like hey look what I found. It's something that gets smashed to pieces. It's an unholy abomination, That doesn't deserve attention or studying!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

It was made of sandstone... isn't that a bit rough? Perhaps it was something for driving out devils from a woman's front opening? Small wonder that the injuns welcomed the arrival of the white man and Christianity.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

How can we be sure it isn't a dinosaur wang placed here by Satan to fool us into believing in evolution?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

How can we be sure it isn't a dinosaur wang placed here by Satan to fool us into believing in evolution?

Would it still be rock hard after 'fossilization' though?



YIC. McUinnean

[cazoofool]

Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean

Would it still be rock hard after 'fossilization' though?



YIC. McUinnean

That's quite a perverted joke, I'm disgusted.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Originally Posted by cazoofool

That's quite a perverted joke, I'm disgusted.

Excuse me?

[Adilene]

Originally Posted by cazoofool

That's quite a perverted joke, I'm disgusted.

Only a perverted mind would take what that True Christian™ man said out of context. True Christians™ do not think like that! I'm not even sure if I get the joke.

[silverspirit2001]

Originally Posted by Adilene

Only a perverted mind would take what that True Christian™ man said out of context. True Christians™ do not think like that! I'm not even sure if I get the joke.

Erm, why would women want a stone phallus - it is not like they get pleasure from sex - but it is their duty to submit to men for their pleasure.

Or am I missing something?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Originally Posted by silverspirit2001

Erm, why would women want a stone phallus - it is not like they get pleasure from sex - but it is their duty to submit to men for their pleasure.

Or am I missing something?

As much as it sickens me to say this, but harlots do, in fact, get pleasure from sex. Its not any kind of physical response, but rather a sort of evil schadenfreude pleasure they get from leading men towards the pits of Hell. The Bible is very clear that a woman would only fornicate with a man if she absolutely hates him and wants to lessen any chances he has at salvation.

"To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with her words; Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of her God. For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the dead. None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the paths of life." Proverbs 2:16-18

"Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths. For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her. Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death." Proverbs 7:25-27

"Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him, Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant. But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell." Proverbs 9:16-18

Anyways, the only reason I can think of that a woman would use such an infernal device like that would be to practice and to make sure the first man she lays with has as little chances at being Saved© as possible.

Disgusting, I know.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant

As much as it sickens me to say this, but harlots do, in fact, get pleasure from sex. Its not any kind of physical response, but rather a sort of evil schadenfreude pleasure they get from leading men towards the pits of Hell. The Bible is very clear that a woman would only fornicate with a man if she absolutely hates him and wants to lessen any chances he has at salvation.

"To deliver thee from the strange woman, even from the stranger which flattereth with her words; Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of her God. For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the dead. None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the paths of life." Proverbs 2:16-18

"Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths. For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her. Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death." Proverbs 7:25-27

"Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him, Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant. But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell." Proverbs 9:16-18

Anyways, the only reason I can think of that a woman would use such an infernal device like that would be to practice and to make sure the first man she lays with has as little chances at being Saved© as possible.

Disgusting, I know.

Sister Lycia, tonight after dinner I would like to experience talk more about this prior life you had.

[silverspirit2001]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Sister Lycia, tonight after dinner I would like to experience talk more about this prior life you had.

Please invite me to your discussion - I am afraid I am not worldly enough to understand the weapons of the devil/women.

I think I may need private instruction from sister Lycia, as she is the most conversant in these matters.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

These abominations were known even in Biblical times;

Genesis 19:34
Now Rachel had taken the images, and put them in the camel's furniture, and sat upon them. And Laban searched all the tent, but found them not.

Frankly, Laban is fortunate to not have found them! These vile appliances are disgusting to the Lord and True Christians everywhere. Pray that President Palin recognizes the peril to Salvation these things represent and she enacts the government to confiscate and destroy them!!