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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-30-2015, 07:32 AM
She must have changed her name in a futile effort to deceive God.
Her parents were David Slutsky and Mae Slutsky.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-15-2015, 03:00 PM
The gates of Hell have been OPEN WIDE for an uppity negro who refused to sing for Christ the King!
WOOO-WOOOO!
BB King, a man who had a sexual affair with his guitar Lucille for some 70 years, was taken down into the very depths of HELL to play for Satan's pleasure.
Instead of singing Praises to the King of Kings, BB King decided to make a career singing the Blues, an old fashioned attempt to make "whitie" feel bad for having brought over hundreds of starving Africans and giving them jobs in the US for generations, no questions asked. This practice was ended when President-Gimme-All-The-Power-Lincoln "emancipated" them and refused to continue the rich tradition of Christian Charity. BB King was one of those people hired to keep the negro angry, and for that, Jesus stepped on his heart and stopped it from beating one more time.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-15-2015, 05:55 PM
BREAKING – Charles Manson Found Dead In His Prison Cell
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Charles Manson was found unresponsive in his cell by deputies at the Corcoran State Prison in California. He was pronounced dead at 2:00 AM Friday morning after medics worked to revive the prisoner to no avail. The cause of death is currently unknown and impending autopsy results.
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full story here:
http://unitedmediapublishing.com/bre...s-prison-cell/
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-22-2015, 05:46 PM
Landover baptist are so blind filled with pride and hatred,
The bible states
Proverbs 16:5 ESV
Everyone who is arrogant in heart is an abomination to the Lord; be assured, he will not go unpunished.
heed the words of the lord you sit on here an praise your own works and yet do not demonstrate true Christianity. Landover Baptist is a cult that pratices bigotry and heresy from what ive see you all are ripe for the influence of the devil himself you dont contain the love of God or jesus. I am here to save you from a fate worse then death. Landover repent and turn to god.
1 John 4:20 ESV
If anyone says, “I love God,” and hates his brother, he is a liar; for he who does not love his brother whom he has seen cannot love God whom he has not seen.
Proverbs 10:18
The one who conceals hatred has lying lips, and whoever utters slander is a fool
heres one about judging others
Matthew 7:1-29 ESV
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother's eye. ...
and to the so called Pastor of this cult:
James 1:3
Not many of you should become teachers, my fellow believers, because you know that we who teach will be judged more strictly.
Peter 2:1-2
“But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction. And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of truth will be blasphemed.”
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-22-2015, 05:52 PM
Picking and choosing the word of God, out of context, rearranged and in disaccordance with the True Word is truly sinful. All you have said is falsely applied. To lie thus will earn you a spot in the Lake of Fire.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
05-22-2015, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by True_christianwisdom
heres one about judging others
Matthew 7:1-29
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That's the most misunderstood passage in all the Bible. Liberal Christians misquote it all the time. It doesn't speak actually speak against all judgement, only hypocritical judgement. There are plenty of other passages that command us to judge.
Lev 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Ps 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
1 Cor 5:12-13
12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
1 Cor 6:1-6
1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
1 Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
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To those who won't submit to the church leadership:
Heb 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.
And to those who would make accusations against an office bearer:
1 Tim 5:19 Against an elder receive not an accusation, but before two or three witnesses.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-11-2015, 03:06 PM
Sir Christopher Lee, Saruman singing for Satan as we speak!
Most well known for his portrayal of Count Dracula (doing so for some 20 years), and Saruman of the Lord of the Rings foolishness, Lee spent more than 50 years in film and entertainment, including performing on and even releasing his own heavy metal music. Yes, really. A polyglot (fluent in Italian, French, Spanish, German, Russian, Swedish, Danish and Greek), he used his talents against the Nazis. Joining the RAF in the second world war, he was promoted to flight lieutenant. He won six campaign medals, was mentioned in despatches and received decorations from Poland, Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia. He stumbled into movies, an idea utterly appalling to his mother, and never looked back. I didn't make this stuff up. It's all here. My question is, what did he do for Christ?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-11-2015, 03:53 PM
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A polyglot (fluent in Italian, French, Spanish, German, Russian, Swedish, Danish and Greek), he used his talents against the Nazis.
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What did he do, talk them to death?
It's a busy day at the gates of as Ornette Coleman, apparently a man in spite of having a girl's name, is accompanying Mr Lee's singing on his jazz sexophone.
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The cause of death was cardiac arrest, according to a family representative.
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So his heart stopped. Isn't that pretty usual when someone dies?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-11-2015, 07:10 PM
I hope the picture is safe since it looks pretty evil. Sure this forum is under the protection of Christ but ...
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-01-2015, 07:38 PM
"Britain's Schindler," Sir Nicholas Winton, begins his eternal punishment for unleashing an estimated 6000 more Christ-Killers in the world than would have been alive had he not interfered.
He doesn't even look remorseful!
He mentions nothing about Christ, but instead serves those who killed Him.
[The Jews] Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us;
and they please not God, and are contrary to all men
1 Thessalonians 2:15
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-01-2015, 07:48 PM
Ironic, Sister, that the video clip is from a TV program called "That's Life". Not any more it isn't, Lord Nick. He's now appearing in "That's the Fiery Furnace".
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-01-2015, 08:33 PM
at least he will have a lot of joow friends too keep him company.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-02-2015, 09:29 PM
And down, down into the fiery pit goes Professional Irishman Val Doonican. It seems that by the end, he was some sort of cyborg.
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His family said he died "peacefully" at a nursing home in Buckinghamshire. He had not been ill, but his daughter said his "batteries had just run out".
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They can't have liked him much, as replacement batteries are cheap.
For those of you who had the good fortune to have never heard of him, he was famous in the Godless UK for appearing on TV singing "novelty" songs about bestiality involving donkeys and, most revolting of all, a goat.
Warning: Do not let your children listen to this.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-05-2015, 04:34 AM
Satan drop-kicks another absurd, retarded mormon into the very depths of Hell. This time, he takes on their leader, Boyd "the fudge packer" Packer, proving everyone hates mormons.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...r-dies-aged-90
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-10-2015, 02:10 PM
And Satan offers a more than usually warm welcome to gyppo terrorist actor Omar Khayyam, famous for his role as the homer Lawrence of Arabia.
Ironically, he suffered a heart attack in hospital.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-10-2015, 03:27 PM
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And Satan offers a more than usually warm welcome to gyppo terrorist actor Omar Khayyam, famous for his role as the homer Lawrence of Arabia.
Ironically, he suffered a heart attack in hospital.
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Too bad he wasn't a good, Christian man. He sure knew how to keep a woman in her place.
Oh well, enjoy Hell Omar! They will probably play "Somewhere my Love" over and over and over on a music box continually in his ear.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-10-2015, 05:11 PM
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Too bad he wasn't a good, Christian man. He sure knew how to keep a woman in her place.
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And how to get her to apologize to him for it.
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Oh well, enjoy Hell Omar! They will probably play "Somewhere my Love" over and over and over on a music box continually in his ear.
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Definitely in contravention of the "cruel and unusual punishment" rule, but sorry, Omar, there ain't no Eighth Amendment in .
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-11-2015, 12:54 AM
You know I recall my mother taking a serious beating from my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) because of her obsession over this islamofascist gigilo. That was years ago.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-11-2015, 03:59 AM
As we know, the music industry is full of devils...here are a few who worship satan...
lady gross
bouncey
jazzy
nicki monkey
ree ree tarda
guy i don't know, don't care, ur one eye symbol is enough
you're gonna burn puppets...now get on that train!!
Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
Proverbs 3:5 - Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
Ignorance is Bliss, Trust in Him
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-11-2015, 04:25 AM
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I'm sorry to disappoint you, dear, but I'm afraid that it just isn't so. Charles Manson is alive and as well as anyone who doesn't worship the Lord of Light can expect to be.
P.S.
My, what a long engagement you've had, child. One would think a person would want to wed their intended (especially such a great catch as yours) as soon as possible. May the One True God clear away all that prevents your marriage from happening and bless you with many happy children!
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