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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 08:18 PM

Haha ! you are just lame to write that ! You don't know anything about the Faroe Islands.. you don't even use the right flag ! The flag you use, is the Icelandic flag !
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 08:26 PM

I think it's terrible that in addition to running ancient Egypt with hardened hearts, the Pharaohs were also running Islands.

Exodus 4:21 And the LORD said unto Moses, When thou goest to return into Egypt, see that thou do all those wonders before Pharaoh, which I have put in thine hand: but I will harden his heart, that he shall not let the people go.

Exodus 8:15 But when Pharaoh saw that there was respite, he hardened his heart.

Exodus 8:32 And Pharaoh hardened his heart at this time also, neither would he let the people go.

Exodus 9:34 And when Pharaoh saw that the rain and the hail and the thunders were ceased, he sinned yet more, and hardened his heart, he and his servants.

1 Samuel 6:6 Wherefore then do ye harden your hearts, as the Egyptians and Pharaoh hardened their hearts?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 09:12 PM

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Haha ! you are just lame to write that ! You don't know anything about the Faroe Islands.. you don't even use the right flag ! The flag you use, is the Icelandic flag !
Shouldn't you be busy slaughtering pilot whales or stealing puffin eggs Nanook? I'm stunned you can even type, with all the heavy metals you gobble. Why don't you calm yourself down. Take twenty minutes and walk around your whole country, then come back here and MAYBE we can have a rational discussion, but I doubt it.




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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 09:33 PM

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Shouldn't you be busy slaughtering pilot whales or stealing puffin eggs Nanook? I'm stunned you can even type, with all the heavy metals you gobble. Why don't you calm yourself down. Take twenty minutes and walk around your whole country, then come back here and MAYBE we can have a rational discussion, but I doubt it.
How old are you? I don't want to have a discussion with someone, who doesn't know, what they are talking about.. visit Faroe Islands, explore the country, and then I can take a discussion with you
Btw, it's funny, how you try to judge Faroese people Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 09:48 PM

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8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!


The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways:
1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)
2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

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Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

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Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)
Finally, there is not a single reason for God not to hate the Faroes and unless they repent of their sins and accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior, they will all be turned into Hell along with other Godless countries such as Denmark, Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

This is hilarious.. Amazing to see how incompitent you are my dear fellow earthmate..

First off all the name of the country is not related to the Pharaoh of Egypt.
Actually the Faroe Islands, do have alot of sheep, when the Islands where first discovered by scandinavians, they noticed how many sheeps there were. Sheeps are in many scandinavian languages called far (får), and that is where the name comes from.

2nd, The only known illnesses known in the Faroe Islands due to inbred is CTD, and is a heart condition, not a mental illness.. however there are verry few inhabitants in the Faroe Islands, that suffer from this illness

3rd, that is not true, the the goverment of the Faroe Islands, makes their own laws.. but however they are under the Danish constitution.

4th, Actually there are MANY christian in the Faroe Islands, in fact there is not one city or village in the Faroe Islands, that does not have a christian church.
Also there are many baptist churces, in fact many believe that the christians have too much power in the Faroe Islands, f.ex. is it forbidden to watch or sell porn in the Faroe Islands, also there are no brothels or strip clubs, bars are not allowed to have open sunday night ect.. compared to many other countries, the laws of the Faroe Islands, are verry strict.

5th, The Faroese national day is called Ólavsøka.
The literal meaning is St. Olaf's Wake or vigilia sancti Olavi in Latin, from Saint Olaf's death at the Battle of Stiklestad in 1030 (see Olsok).

6th, Witchcraft and the summoning of deamons does not exist in the Faroe Islands! that is not arguable.

7th, Alcoholism is not a growing problem in the Faroe Islands.
There is only one place in the capital city of Torshavn, where you can buy alcohol.. The laws in the Faroe Islands are more strict on that side, than in other country, also you must have turned 18 to buy alcohol.

8th, The Faroe Islands does not have a coat of arms, neither do they have an army.
The Ram is a symbol of what the people there have been living of the last hundred years, sheeps.

Hopefully this will make your horrisont a little wider.

I can guarantee you that the people of the Faroe Islands, are primarily believers.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 10:23 PM

Thank you bjarnason, for this accurate reply to these lies.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 10:55 PM

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Btw, it's funny, how you try to judge Faroese people
We judge them by their fruits:
Matthew 7:15-20 (King James Version)

15Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. 20Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
Matthew 12:33 (King James Version)


33Either make the tree good, and his fruit good; or else make the tree corrupt, and his fruit corrupt: for the tree is known by his fruit.
Luke 6:43 (King James Version)


43For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Luke 12:57 (King James Version)


57Yea, and why even of yourselves judge ye not what is right?

1 Corinthians 2:15 (King James Version)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 10:57 PM

Well... You people now have 50.000 new fans.. The entire country is laughing at you (again). Absolutely hilarious!!

First westboro, now this..

Anyways, if god is real, it deeply frustrates me that he keeps sending the top psychos to preach his word...

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 11:18 PM

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 11:20 PM

I am a Christian currently living in the Faroe Islands (thank God I am not Faroese). The reason I went here, was because I had heard about the godlessness and Satanic rituals that are committed here every day. I felt God's spirit, and knew what had to be done. I'm here on a mission to preach the good Word, but unfortunately, I have met very much resistance. One time, I wrote an anonymous letter to one of their Satanic newspapers, and I swear to God, somehow they found out who I was, and sent me to jail for 8 days! Imagine, I was sentenced to prison for trying to help these pitiful people (if you can call them that).
Everything you posted in the first post is correct. The Faroese don't celebrate Christmas. Instead, on the very same day, they celebrate all the good people that Pharaoh murdered in cold blood. They also use this day to masturbate. It is truly disgusting.
I see that some Faroese have posted here already, and don't take their words. They are lying, deceiving devil-worshipers.
Maybe I am being a little rough on the Faroese people. There are some people here, whose souls have not been corrupted. These people, like me, try to get out the good Word that homosexuality, atheism, idolatry, and masturbation is wrong. The names of some of these good gentlemen are Jenis av Rana and Bill Justinussen. They, too, have met a lot of resistance.
God is punishing the Faroese, and for good reason. I can't wait to see them in hell, while I am enjoying the good live in Heaven, with the LORD.
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The Pharaoh Islands? What do these people work at the Luxor Hotel in Los Vegas. Who comes up with these country names.



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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-07-2010, 11:33 PM

I'm 100% faroese, and I can confirm all of these great atrocities. It is not uncommon for people to procreate within the same genepool, this infact is the origin of many of todays illnesses worldwide. Africans are defenceless to much of this, and alas they are the ones that are affected the most. This is seen in the cleft lip and palate deformity and so on.

Most faroese are heathen pagans. As such they practice horrendous rituals such as burning of the witches, which are chosen rather arbitrarily. Often they are chosen as they suggest normal things such as vitamin C and such normal things. Meanwhile the men practise shamanism in its most vulgar and atrocious meaning.

I am convinced that if we do not rid the world of these heathens (excluding me ofcourse), the hellfire shall rain upon us, and we shall never see the light that is Jesus. Fear not lest you shall be judged by this, for the cause is just.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 12:29 AM

Well, it appears that the Faroe islands are slightly more civilized than the savage eskimos of Iceland.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 02:00 AM

omg... hopefully this entire thread is joke, or Jesus, the leader of compasion, sence, and love, is thinkin "didnt I make my self clear enough!?".
Cut the mindless braind firestarter hate...

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 06:07 AM

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First off all the name of the country is not related to the Pharaoh of Egypt. Actually the Faroe Islands, do have alot of sheep, when the Islands where first discovered by scandinavians, they noticed how many sheeps there were. Sheeps are in many scandinavian languages called far (får), and that is where the name comes from.
So you named your country after your lust for sheep? Even Pharaoh would find that disgusting.

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2nd, The only known illnesses known in the Faroe Islands due to inbred is CTD, and is a heart condition, not a mental illness.. however there are verry few inhabitants in the Faroe Islands, that suffer from this illness
Nice try, Nanook, but you won't fool me. As a Real Scientist™ I know for a fact that about 80 percent of your nation is suffering from serious retardations due to your hatred for Christ.

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3rd, that is not true, the the goverment of the Faroe Islands, makes their own laws.. but however they are under the Danish constitution.
Letting the demon granny of Denmark control your government is just more proof of your nation's laziness.
Proverbs 12:24: The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.
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4th, Actually there are MANY christian in the Faroe Islands, in fact there is not one city or village in the Faroe Islands, that does not have a christian church.
Also there are many baptist churces, in fact many believe that the christians have too much power in the Faroe Islands, f.ex. is it forbidden to watch or sell porn in the Faroe Islands, also there are no brothels or strip clubs, bars are not allowed to have open sunday night ect.. compared to many other countries, the laws of the Faroe Islands, are verry strict.
Don't insult my intelligence. Even your country's largest village is named after a pagan demon. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

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5th, The Faroese national day is called Ólavsøka.
The literal meaning is St. Olaf's Wake or vigilia sancti Olavi in Latin, from Saint Olaf's death at the Battle of Stiklestad in 1030 (see Olsok).
Why do you name your national holiday after a Biblical masturbator?

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6th, Witchcraft and the summoning of deamons does not exist in the Faroe Islands! that is not arguable.



This seems pretty satanic to me and it's clearly not Christian.

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7th, Alcoholism is not a growing problem in the Faroe Islands.
There is only one place in the capital city of Torshavn, where you can buy alcohol.. The laws in the Faroe Islands are more strict on that side, than in other country, also you must have turned 18 to buy alcohol.
I can't see there's a need for more than one liquor store to get the whole nation drunk in one day.

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8th, The Faroe Islands does not have a coat of arms, neither do they have an army.
A country having its own coat of arms is not the same as having an army. Unlike the United States of America, you faroes are too weak to have an army and we all know that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of..._Faroe_Islands

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The Ram is a symbol of what the people there have been living of the last hundred years, sheeps.
So you admit that you people practice bestiality? You guys are more disgusting than I thought.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 07:32 AM

What the hell are the Faroe Islands? Is that something out of one of Tolkien's satanic scripture? How can God hate something that doesn't exist?




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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 08:08 AM

@Brother Alex,

The sheeps in the Faroe Islands, is what people here where living of, FOOD... dont try to patrionize me, but slipping words like Lust into this setence out of nowhere.

2nd I dont know who you think you are fooling... previously you claimed to be a flag expert, now a Real Scientist .. ?? LOL ... you gotta be kidding me... 80 % suffer from retardations ?? What is this shit ?? where do you get these numbers ?? From your own scientistbrain ?? What a joke.

3rd, i can partially agree to that.

4th, Dont insult your intelligence ?? What intelligence man ?? you do not have proof of anything you write here... everything is bullshit.. you have never been to the faroe islands... the majority of the people in the faroe islands are christians, f.eks do almost 70% of all people here get baptised in the church.

5th, was the king of norway a biblical masturbator ?? can you show me where that is written.

6th is that satanic.

7th the ram is a symol of a sheep, people here have been feeding of sheeps the last hundred years... nothing whit bestiality to do..

I hope you one day will see the light brother alex... you clearly are a mentally drained person, i dont know if you were bullied in school, but someting went wrong in your childhood..

Sitting here and claiming that you know a whole lot of things about a whole lot of things, is just redicilus when you are on the mental stage with a 6 years old.

All the best in the future, and hopefully you get rid of your mental illness soon..
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 08:29 AM

[QUOTE=Brother Alex;535891]So you named your country after your lust for sheep? Even Pharaoh would find that disgusting.

..Wrong. Sheeps must be in your fantasi, and i do not wanna hear anything more about your fantasies, please.


Nice try, Nanook, but you won't fool me. As a Real Scientist™ I know for a fact that about 80 percent of your nation is suffering from serious retardations due to your hatred for Christ.

No, wrong, but you are surely a retard - not a Scientist.


Don't insult my intelligence. Even your country's largest village is named after a pagan demon. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

Wrong again. Theres only yourself here to insult your intelligence.


Why do you name your national holiday after a Biblical masturbator?

Wrong! You must surely know a lot about mastubation. Get a grip.


This seems pretty satanic to me and it's clearly not Christian.

Only the way you write to people is satanic


I can't see there's a need for more than one liquor store to get the whole nation drunk in one day.

Yeah, but how could you know anything about that?



A country having its own coat of arms is not the same as having an army. Unlike the United States of America, you faroes are too weak to have an army and we all know that.

If Your army is so fantastic, Why do you not catch Osama Bin Laden then??

A theres almost not a fat person in the Faroes island, because they do not eat and live unhealthy like almost all amerikans do.

Last but not least, it should not be legal for an evil retard like you to get acces to the internet at all!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 09:01 AM

HAHA, this page must be a joke ! I truly hope, that you guys aren't serious
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HAHA, this page must be a joke ! I truly hope, that you guys aren't serious
We are very serious! You have two options here. Take it very serious as well, or burn in Hell for all eternity!

One think I am wondering about. How did you get this message on the Internet? Did you sent it by Pidgin to a friend in Norway who has an Internet connection?


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