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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
12-05-2010, 10:36 PM
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How can you say that soccer players are lazy
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Because they are, duh! Most of the time they are slowly walking around the field. As if they don't care about missing the bus home.
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12-05-2010, 10:57 PM
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Because they are, duh! Most of the time they are slowly walking around the field. As if they don't care about missing the bus home.
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So when an American football player, runs for like 20 seconds and then he takes a break - in a game of american football more time is spent on breaks then gameplay - he is not lazy ?
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12-05-2010, 11:06 PM
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So when an American football player, runs for like 20 seconds and then he takes a break - in a game of american football more time is spent on breaks then gameplay - he is not lazy ?
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You clearly never bothered to actually watch a soccer match. Most of the time players are dropping down pretending another player hit them to get penalties. They call it a Schwalbe/Diving/Simulation depending on how drunk they are. I believe the last time a player actually hit a ball during a soccer match was in 1987.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
12-05-2010, 11:13 PM
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
12-05-2010, 11:23 PM
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You clearly never bothered to actually watch a soccer match. Most of the time players are dropping down pretending another player hit them to get penalties. They call it a Schwalbe/Diving/Simulation depending on how drunk they are. I believe the last time a player actually hit a ball during a soccer match was in 1987.
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Every sunday im at the stadium supporting my team - i travel around denmark (and the world ) to support - So yes i have bothered to watch a football match - You cant find any sport where people dont act like they are hurt, i dont like people who do it all the time (Christiano Ronaldo) but most football players is not doing it all the time, and sometime it is needed, survival of the fittest every trick is allowed
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12-05-2010, 11:26 PM
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You cant find any sport where people dont act like they are hurt
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Ever heard of boxing? Unlike soccer that is a sport that isn't for sissies.
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Thank you for proving my point for me. Soccer (or football as you call it) has nothing to do with sports.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
12-05-2010, 11:34 PM
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Thank you for proving my point for me. Soccer (or football as you call it) has nothing to do with sports.
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I cant see how that proves your point in any way ?
What is sport then for you?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
12-05-2010, 11:55 PM
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EYou cant find any sport where people dont act like they are hurt
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Pardon my French, but fooey! You try ANY of the BULL shown in the video I posted a few posts above in the NFL, you would have your a$$ kicked and you would be the laughing stock of the entire country.
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12-06-2010, 12:02 AM
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Pardon my French, but fooey! You try ANY of the BULL shown in the video I posted a few posts above in the NFL, you would have your a$$ kicked and you would be the laughing stock of the entire country.
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That has nothing to do with "You cant find any sport where people dont act like they are hurt"
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12-06-2010, 03:06 AM
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That has nothing to do with "You cant find any sport where people dont act like they are hurt"
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Do you speak English?
It has everything to do with it. People don't pretend like they are hurt in the NFL. If ANYTHING, they pretend like they are OK even when they have broken bones.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
12-06-2010, 03:52 AM
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... So yes i have bothered to watch a football match -
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Great! Who have you got for the Superbowl this year? My money is on the Patriots to go all the way this year!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
12-10-2010, 10:21 PM
If the American team wins or gets to game 5 next world cup, you can all feel better and become fans. Hopefully Brazil is where the US can whip out some international shock and awe.
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03-09-2011, 11:56 AM
What are you people talking about? Soccer is the best sport in the world.
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03-09-2011, 02:30 PM
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What are you people talking about? Soccer is the best sport in the world.
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Did you even read my post!?
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03-09-2011, 05:25 PM
Soccer players are sodomites.
Here's an interview from openly gay Swedish socer player
http://community.livejournal.com/ont...l/3255705.html
Among other deviant things in interview, he is wondering where the HELL are all the other gay soccerists.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-09-2011, 07:34 PM
Yes I did read you post and most of it is false. Yes some soccer games are on Sunday but they don't last the whole day, so you can go to church before or after the game.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-09-2011, 07:38 PM
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Yes I did read you post and most of it is false. Yes some soccer games are on Sunday but they don't last the whole day, so you can go to church before or after the game.
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How can you as a God hater, claim any of it is false if you do not love baby Jesus?
I see. So giving your love and devotion as a part time obligation is
OK with you? Do you only love your family when it is convenient and does not interfere with kicking your mates balls?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-10-2011, 02:10 AM
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What are you people talking about? Soccer is the best sport in the world.
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Yea, if you're a queer.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-11-2011, 09:45 AM
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#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
The most common way to win a soccer match is to trick the referee into giving you a penalty by feigning an injury, to make it appear as if a foul has been committed. Soccer players are specialized in dropping down and pretending to be hurt. They study children of 3 years or younger to learn how to perfect this technique. If the match is very important, like a world championship, they usually just bribe the referee to win. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
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That's #1 for a reason!!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-11-2011, 10:47 AM
seems a bit harsh on 22 blokes kicking a bit of inflated leather around IMO, I quite like a game of footy as a boy didn't make me a raging arse bandit.
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