Dear Friends,
Don't sit behind a great big fruit
You can catch it when they toot.
Don't do the nails of a stinking dyke
Lez-be-friends, they scratch and bite.
Don't let nancies teach your kid
They will hump them in a shed
Don't share a comb with a drama queen
The secrete AIDS when they clean
Don't let them trim your apple tree
They cover bark with HIV
Don't let them use your restroom sink
Barbershop or ice cream rink
Best thing to do with a gay ol boy
Is beat him to death by a pond of koi.*
Grab a shovel for an indigo girl
Smack her head til her tootsies curl.*
Don't let 'em lie that its a choice
Without breath they'll have no voice.
* Artistic license -- True Christians™ follow all secular laws!
Yours in His Love,
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