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09-19-2006, 08:36 AM
i were doing some indepth innernet researchs for Momma Glynndie's fall colleck-shuns , when i founds a pickture of a classy lady who i thawt were bootiful Mrs.Bowers, but it not. nows, i not want to start no conspuracy theorys but i wonderin if Mrs.Bowers been keepin a liddle seckret from us
the mistery lady sometimes wear dead animals to, an she were borned in 1949, which make her about forty hunnered millon years old so that be about right!
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09-19-2006, 08:49 AM
You see, Petal... Pastor Ezekiel complains about my spelling abilities.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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09-19-2006, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by andrewisI
You see, Petal... Pastor Ezekiel complains about my spelling abilities.
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You just worry about yourself Andy. Don't pick on Sister Petal, who has....um....her own issues.
I am trying my level best to guide you toward the path of True Christianity™, but you seem to be throwing a hissy fit here. Jesus has called on me to judge you, Friend. Better grin while that occurs. And use your spell check!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-19-2006, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Petal
i were doing some indepth innernet researchs for Momma Glynndie's fall colleck-shuns , when i founds a pickture of a classy lady who i thawt were bootiful Mrs.Bowers, but it not. nows, i not want to start no conspuracy theorys but i wonderin if Mrs.Bowers been keepin a liddle seckret from us
the mistery lady sometimes wear dead animals to, an she were borned in 1949, which make her about forty hunnered millon years old so that be about right!
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You never know, Petal.
Someone may have been fooling around a little on the side if you know what I mean....
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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09-19-2006, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by andrewisI
You see, Petal... Pastor Ezekiel complains about my spelling abilities.
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Are you suggestion someone at Petal's tithing level does not love Jesus with her whole, heavily medicated heart?
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