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Default LIEbral PC Insanity Unwittingly Helps CDD - 09-17-2015, 10:32 PM

Ever since some limp-wristed pansy mentioned mixed martial arts here, I've been looking into the so-called sport of womens mma with slight interest. For the most part I can say that I've seen better catfights at bake sales. The one thing that does stand out is the inherent racism within womens mma. I have yet to see a single schoolgirl-uniform-wearing little gook step into the ring.

And yet God has seen fit to find a bit of redemption in this frivolous indulgence. Not only that, God has done so at the expense of, yes, even in the face of, LIEberal fascist political correctness.

"How can this be?" you ask? Simple. God has taken a perverse, sinful abomination named Boyd Burton, and transformed him into an instrument of good for Christian Domestic Discipline.

You see, Burton had his tallywhacker chopped off, changed his name to Fallon Fox, and began putting the smackdown on female mma competitors. After giving one of them a concussion as well as a stitches-worthy shiner, Burton was heralded as a hero within the LGBTABCDEFG community.

"Right, uh huh. And how exactly does this help us?" You ask. Like this. The LIEbral Commie Gay Agenda rhetoric insists that one need not even have his schlong shortened in order to be their delusional version of a woman. One need only claim to be a woman, and by some mystical and reality-defying process, one becomes a woman. And as we can see with womens mma, a "woman" will be heralded as a hero and role model for beating the tar out of a woman.

Therefor, in order to avoid the draconian & unconstitutional laws which interfere with a man's God-given right and duty to discipline his wife, all the good CDD practitioner need do is announce loudly "I feel like a woman." before dispensing a little of the righteous tough love on his lesser half. The LGBTABCDEFG should fully support you at this point. Obama should fly you to the Black House and shake your hand, and the SPLC should dub anyone daring to criticize you a hate group. And if for some reason any of these things fail to happen, the ACLU should be happy to sue the pants off them.

So, thank you, peckerless abomination. Thank you for spitting in God's eye, thus giving Him the opportunity to turn your mockery of Him into a tool for Christian social justice and morality. May you get a half-day off in hell on alternating centuries for your unwitting assistance in God's Grand Plan!


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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