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Angry Tallywhacker transplant in South Africa - Repulsive reversal of the rightful punishment of Jesus - 03-13-2015, 08:28 PM

It is customary among the South African hamites to perform circumcision on young youths on the brink of manhood. Quite a few of these adolescents are already frequent fornicators out of wedlock. Due to this, Jesus has seen it fit to punish these wrongdoers with the AIDS demons as well as with tallywhacker amputation as a complication of this procedure.

This is what happened a few years ago to a South African youngster.

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Penis replacement
The man was 18 and already sexually active when he had the circumcision.
The procedure is part of the transition from boyhood to adulthood in parts of South Africa.
The boy was left with just 1cm of his original penis.
Doctors say South Africa has some of the greatest need for penis transplants anywhere in the world.
Dozens, although some say hundreds, of boys are maimed or die each year during traditional initiation ceremonies.
The causes for the "infection" or the occasional death are, in fact, listed above. "Already sexually active" OUT OF WEDLOCK. The news fail to mention sodomy, which is highly suspicious and most likely means man-to-man interaction. This is fornication of the worst kind and God smites the culprits with a righteous punishment.

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

And the result in the eyes of Jesus?

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Anyone in Fear of God would understand this and submit to this fate. Not the South Africans! They oppose God and disregard His commands.

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The world's first successful penis transplant has been reported by a surgical team in South Africa.
The 21-year-old recipient, whose identify is being protected, lost his penis in a botched circumcision.
Doctors in Cape Town said the operation was a success and the patient was happy and healthy.
AND they are planning on more attacks on God's Word!

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Dr Van der Merwe told the BBC: "You may say it doesn't save their life, but many of these young men when they have penile amputations are ostracised, stigmatised and take their own life.
"If you don't have a penis you are essentially dead, if you give a penis back you can bring them back to life."
Further attempts on other patients are expected to take place in three months time.
God knows everything. He is the mastermind behind these penile amputations to prevent further extramarital fornication and sodomy. Now these people are attaching tallywhackers from dead bodies onto sinners to increase anal congress and violation of virgins. Demons swarm around these artificial male members and Satan gains more souls. Let us pray for Jesus to remove penises (sorry for the profanity) at an increasing rate.

Revelation 14:8
And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.





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Default Re: Tallywhacker transplant in South Africa - Repulsive reversal of the rightful punishment of Jesus - 03-13-2015, 08:54 PM

Brother Dr White, Sir, I hope you and the Pastors will forgive my posting in the Gentlemen's section on this occasion. My husband has asked me to comment on his behalf on this:

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Dr Van der Merwe told the BBC: <blah blah blah, sentimental twaddle redacted>
"If you don't have a penis you are essentially dead, if you give a penis back you can bring them back to life."
He has asked me to say that I (I Joanna, that is, not my husband) do not have a penis and I am not dead, not even essentially.

Also, where are these spare tallywhackers coming from?

And finally, is anyone really called Van der Merwe? Because he has only ever heard the name in the context of jokes about stupid South African Boors.

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Default Re: Tallywhacker transplant in South Africa - Repulsive reversal of the rightful punishment of Jesus - 03-13-2015, 09:18 PM

This is horrible.

I mean, you might have seen the thread about the HEAD TRANSPLANT

If they can make Tallywhacker transplant...then the head must be them a piece of cake!

Satan is getting stronger!

But...wait a minute...



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Default Re: Tallywhacker transplant in South Africa - Repulsive reversal of the rightful punishment of Jesus - 03-13-2015, 10:25 PM

Looking at this picture of the African Americans in Sth Africa lining up for their circumcisiontallywhackers to be chopped off, they appear to be some sort of satanic cult, wearing robes or sheets over their heads. Witches.



Now we look at this picture of the surgeons who did the operation. Notice anything? Other than one of them is a pirate. They're all white men, other than a janitor I can see in the background who's photo bombed the picture.



So these African American South African witches go and destroy their penises through sodomy, self-sodomy and witchcraft, and then go running to the white men crying that it's not fair and making them sort out their problems. Bring back apartheid, I say. Bring back De Clerk. Maybe then, de Clerk could order all African Americans in South Africa to have their tallywhackers chopped off. Then there would be no more African Americans after just a single generation.


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Default Re: Tallywhacker transplant in South Africa - Repulsive reversal of the rightful punishment of Jesus - 03-14-2015, 01:26 AM

Another concern is that a woman on the receiving end of one of these transplanted schlongs will be guilty of adultery* and necrophelia. The cadaverous donor penis would be that of a complete stranger mangled in an auto wreck, no doubt...although gender confused sodomites are chopping off their puds at an unprecedented rate these days, the meat market is probably flooded with them. Either way, it is a dead, unclean thing.

*if the slut is married. otherwise still guilty of fornication.
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Another concern is that a woman on the receiving end of one of these transplanted schlongs will be guilty of adultery* and necrophelia. The cadaverous donor penis would be that of a complete stranger mangled in an auto wreck, no doubt...although gender confused sodomites are chopping off their puds at an unprecedented rate these days, the meat market is probably flooded with them. Either way, it is a dead, unclean thing.

*if the slut is married. otherwise still guilty of fornication.
That got me thinking, Brother Hammer. The slanty slopes will pay anything for s*xual equipment they can eat. I read the other day that they pay $10,000 for a lion's tallywhacker and testiculars. Think how much they'd pay for a sodomite's tallywhacker. In fact, I bet that what's happening. The sodomites are selling their equipment to the Chinks and making a fortune out of it, then claiming they're transgenderamites!


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...He has asked me to say that I (I Joanna, that is, not my husband) do not have a penis and I am not dead, not even essentially.
Also, where are these spare tallywhackers coming from?
And finally, is anyone really called Van der Merwe? Because he has only ever heard the name in the context of jokes about stupid South African Boors...
Dear Sister,

This subject must be revolting to you but please inform your husband that I have located some answers. This news item is ALL OVER the Interwebs probably because of its content that seems to cause arousal in sodomites. Thus, I was able to read this story again and again from multiple sources to gain more insight of the findings.

First, they did this because manipulating tallywhackers apparently gave the doctors enormous pleasure. This is a totally new kind of sodomy behind the smokescreen of 'surgical treatment'. The chief surgeon admits this!
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From Prof Frank Graewe, head of the Division of Plastic Reconstructive Surgery:

It’s a massive breakthrough. We’ve proved that it can be done – we can give someone an organ that is just as good as the one that he had. It was a privilege to be part of this first successful penis transplant in the world.
The origin of the spare tallywhacker has also been revealed.
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"The heroes in all of this for me are the donor, and his family. They saved the lives of many people because they donated the heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, skin, corneas, and then the penis," says Van der Merwe. Finding a donor organ was one of the major challenges of the study.
Again, the obscure name Van der Merwe. And he admits that they practically chopped the poor donor up by removing bit by bit all his vital organs ending up with the tallywhacker. And the FAMILY OF THIS GUY APPROVED and probably were plotting with the doctors to do this fellow in!

Psalms 37:12
The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.

These professionals are thus wicked and apparently they were ready to use mastication to remove the donor organ. This could, in fact, just be a case of oral sodomy where the job's been blown out off all propotions! It could have begun as a regural sodomistic suck followed by feeding frenzy, the unfortunate mastication incident and a cover-up transplant operation.

Sodomy, sodomy, sodomy as always.

1 Kings 14:24
And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.


As for the name of the chief sodomite of this transplant tribe...
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Van der Merwe is a common Afrikaans surname, derived from the Dutch van der Merwen. It was brought to South Africa in 1661 by Hollanders in the employ of the Dutch East India Company. Van der Merwe roughly translates to "from the Merwede" in Middle Dutch.
Merwede?
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...the current Merwede and all of its lower stretches (now called Noord river, Oude Maas and Nieuwe Maas) are almost exclusively fed by the Rhine, while the Meuse has been giving its own artificial mouth Bergse Maas and the two rivers Rhine and Meuse are now mostly separated to reduce the risk of flooding. This separation of the rivers Rhine and Maas is considered to be the greatest achievement in Dutch hydraulic engineering...
'Hydraulic engineering' = tallywhacker transplant = sodomy. It is all connected including a choice of a surname to spite Jesus.

Romans 1:30
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

What else do these despiteful men do?

Romans 1:27
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

All interconnected, all readily available in the Bible. I rest my case for now!



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Default Re: Tallywhacker transplant in South Africa - Repulsive reversal of the rightful punishment of Jesus - 03-14-2015, 12:47 PM

I can see where this is going. White or Ornamental sodomites will buy enormous Negro baby-batter nozzles on the black market and have them transplanted onto themselves to make themselves more desirable as "tops" in the sin of Sodom. Sodomites of the transgendered variety, who choose to ignore the plain fact that God created us male and female (Mark 10:6), will think of their most intimate parts as things that they can just trade among one another, like baseball cards. Thinking about these things makes me gag, and since we have the mind of Christ (1 Cor. 2:16), I'm sure Our Lord feels the same way.


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Thank you for your claifications, Brother, though this is alarming:

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From Prof Frank Graewe, head of the Division of Plastic Reconstructive Surgery:
It’s a massive breakthrough. We’ve proved that it can be done – we can give someone an organ that is just as good as the one that he had.
Given that the one that he had was faulty, or he wouldn't have asked them to replace it, this doesn't seem like much of a recommendation.

The original article that you link to says:

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There have been attempts before, including one in China. Accounts suggested the operation went fine, but the penis was later rejected.
Once more we have an unanswered question: rejected by whom, and on what grounds?


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Bible Re: Tallywhacker transplant in South Africa - Repulsive reversal of the rightful punishment of Jesus - 03-14-2015, 01:40 PM

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Once more we have an unanswered question: rejected by whom, and on what grounds?
Verily Sister, the transplanted tallywhacker was rejected.

By God!

Jeremiah 7:29
Cut off thine hair, O Jerusalem, and cast it away, and take up a lamentation on high places; for the LORD hath rejected and forsaken the generation of his wrath.


This must be true of all transplant rejection! It is supposedly caused by an 'immune response' but in reality these abominations are rejected by JESUS!

Glory.



The sodomists will fail. Jesus will make the rejection reaction resistant to immunosuppressive drugs! The implanted organs will fail like leprosy.



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Default Re: Tallywhacker transplant in South Africa - Repulsive reversal of the rightful punishment of Jesus - 03-14-2015, 11:31 PM

What if these perverts begin having donor phalluses stitched to places they ought not to be, like on their foreheads as an obscene mockery of a unicorn horn, or dangling from the place that their nose used to occupy, or as some type of medusa-esque meat dreadlocks! Or having all their fingers and toes and their tongue replaced with tallywackers...or jutting out from their backside like a tail... Or even transplanting a smaller (Asian) donor penis onto the original, God-given penis, then transplanting an even smaller penis to the donor penis, and transplanting a smaller penis yet onto the donor penis's penis, and so on and so on.
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