Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Creation Science
Reload this Page Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE
Creation Science The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Rev. Jim Osborne's Avatar
Rev. Jim Osborne Rev. Jim Osborne is offline
True Christian™ Televangelist
Director of Fundraising and Tithing
On the Look Out for Wife #6!
True Christian™

1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Public Awareness Medal Christian Love Tithing Manager Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator TC Bravery Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Teabag Patriot Saved 1 Year One Year/1000 posts True Scientist™ Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Japan Iceland Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 8,727
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, Iowa
Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Rev. Jim Osborne will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Exclamation Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-14-2010, 11:57 PM

I thought Ezekiel Bathfire's excellent contribution to geography was well-researched and educational to many Americans. Most of us don't know what goes on in the rest of the world, and frankly, none of us really care. I really admire Brother Bathfire's map, but unfortunately it is pretty general and looks at the world at large so it is a bit short on the details in smaller places.

I thought I would help by offering this submission: A detailed, precise, and accurate map of Europe. If you're wondering where dago papists come from or what parts of the world sexually deviant communists live, look no further!




Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Ezekiel Bathfire's Avatar
Ezekiel Bathfire Ezekiel Bathfire is offline
Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
Christ's Rottweiler
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Christian Love Real American™ Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Scientist™ Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Nuts for JESUS! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Mower Donald Trump 2016! Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Aardvark Bathfire Crown of Life Alternative Facts Probing for Jesus 20,000 posts Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 22,727
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-15-2010, 04:04 PM

Is it any wonder that our forefathers set sail from this cesspit of evil and corruption? It is a veritable Babel of language, a home of millimeters and liters designed to cheat Americans, everyone of them wanting a Green Card and all centering around the Vatican.





“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Dirk Dirk is offline
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Silver Tither

 
Posts: 1,424
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In the sky
Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-15-2010, 08:29 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
I thought Ezekiel Bathfire's excellent contribution to geography was well-researched and educational to many Americans. Most of us don't know what goes on in the rest of the world, and frankly, none of us really care. I really admire Brother Bathfire's map, but unfortunately it is pretty general and looks at the world at large so it is a bit short on the details in smaller places.

I thought I would help by offering this submission: A detailed, precise, and accurate map of Europe. If you're wondering where dago papists come from or what parts of the world sexually deviant communists live, look no further!

Thank you, I was about to buy a map for my little cousin. She was asking for a map of Europe, but now I can show her this. This saves me some $$$ and we all know how much God loves capitalism.
God must want me to save $$$, praise the sweet name of Jesus Christ and be blessed Rev. Jim Osborne.
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Kais Sivric Kais Sivric is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 4
Join Date: Jul 2010
Kais Sivric is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-21-2010, 10:48 PM

While this is a fantastic map Rev. Jim, I have just a couple of questions.

1. I thought God approved of Germany, I've seen plenty of threads and signatures saying so.

2. I live in the UK, and while most of the people there are God-hating Muslims, Atheists, or Anglicans, there are some True Christians, as I live near a community of them. But if you were meaning the general population, fair enough.
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Larry Lee's Avatar
Larry Lee Larry Lee is offline
Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
True Christian™ Theologian
True Christian™

1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 1st class Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Saved 5 Years Platinum Tither Saved 10 Years Real American™ Ribfest '02 Christian Love Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian The Lord’s Witness Wound Teabag Patriot Ex-liberal Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Trump of GOD Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Asked questions later

 
Posts: 4,420
Join Date: Sep 2006
Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Larry Lee will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-21-2010, 11:08 PM

Rev. Jim, you've out-done yourself. Landover's specialists in pedagogy and God will certainly be including you map in the lesson plans they develop for True Christian™ homeschoolers.


Newt

I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
Reply With Quote
(#6)
Old
Dirk Dirk is offline
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Silver Tither

 
Posts: 1,424
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: In the sky
Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.Dirk has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-22-2010, 12:09 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kais Sivric View Post
While this is a fantastic map Rev. Jim, I have just a couple of questions.

1. I thought God approved of Germany, I've seen plenty of threads and signatures saying so.

2. I live in the UK, and while most of the people there are God-hating Muslims, Atheists, or Anglicans, there are some True Christians, as I live near a community of them. But if you were meaning the general population, fair enough.
Regarding #1, I'm not sure if we really hate nazis. We do like their patriotism you know.
Reply With Quote
(#7)
Old
WinnerNotSinner's Avatar
WinnerNotSinner WinnerNotSinner is offline
Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Heaven Bound 1st Year Bible College Ex-Masturbator True Christian™ 2nd Year Bible College Friend of Jesus Punched the most queers True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Tell her once The Lord’s Witness Wound Bronze Tither 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Persecuted Porn Resistant True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 950
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Leviticus Landing, Freehold, Iowa.
WinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureWinnerNotSinner has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-23-2010, 07:28 PM

Brilliant and informative, I think I'll stand outside my local travel agency distributing them to couples deciding where to go on holiday. I wouldn't want any newly-wed lovebirds to get themselves into a pickle with the eurotrash. With this map they can find out where they are in Europe by looking at the various people walking past... e.g. Nazi uniforms = Germany, Ginger savages with axes = Denmark... other maps don't give you such detailed information.

I am going to be printing these out by the dozen, thanks Rev.Jim!

Does anyone have any idea where Belgium is? Is it meant to be on the map? Does it even exist?


6
A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
Reply With Quote
(#8)
Old
TrueCristian68 TrueCristian68 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Jul 2010
TrueCristian68 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-31-2010, 06:13 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
Does anyone have any idea where Belgium is? Is it meant to be on the map? Does it even exist?
http://mapsof.net/uploads/static-map..._of_europe.gif

I hope you can read.
Reply With Quote
(#9)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-31-2010, 06:45 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
Brilliant and informative, I think I'll stand outside my local travel agency distributing them to couples deciding where to go on holiday. I wouldn't want any newly-wed lovebirds to get themselves into a pickle with the eurotrash. With this map they can find out where they are in Europe by looking at the various people walking past... e.g. Nazi uniforms = Germany, Ginger savages with axes = Denmark...
I'm not so sure on that one. Have you ever been to Glasgow?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#10)
Old
Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)'s Avatar
Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) is offline
Unsaved trash, Bible-denying "gay Christian" fluffy bunny
 

Homer Full of it How dumb can you get? How dumb can you get? Cancer on Society

 
Posts: 82
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: England
Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer) is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-31-2010, 06:48 PM

I cannot believe the ignorance and downright arrogance from a supposed man of God.

This so-called map of Europe is nothing but ignorant and xenophobic claptrap.

PLEASE get yourself an education!!!
Reply With Quote
(#11)
Old
HTannor's Avatar
HTannor HTannor is offline
America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
True Christian™

True Christian™ Tin Tither Real American™ Christian Love Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Punched the most queers Teabag Patriot One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Pro-Life Porn Resistant TC Bravery True Christian Hotrodder Eats the Most Pork True Republican Proud Niglet Sponsorer

 
Posts: 2,611
Join Date: Jun 2009
HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!HTannor will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 07-31-2010, 07:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Christian_Rover View Post

This so-called map of Europe is nothing but ignorant and xenophobic claptrap.

Here. Modified just for you and your attitude:




The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
Reply With Quote
(#12)
Old
Taylor's Avatar
Taylor Taylor is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 98
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Gerrards Cross
Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 08-01-2010, 01:09 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by HTannor View Post
Here. Modified just for you and your attitude:


I'm british and I'm not a "fag". The map made me laugh though.
Also- yes, Belgium does exist, it's near Germany and is separated into two sections, Wallonia and Flanders. The capital city is Brussels and it's lovely!
Reply With Quote
(#13)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 08-01-2010, 01:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor View Post
I'm british and I'm not a "fag". The map made me laugh though.
Also- yes, Belgium does exist, it's near Germany and is separated into two sections, Wallonia and Flanders. The capital city is Brussels and it's lovely!
Citation needed.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#14)
Old
Taylor's Avatar
Taylor Taylor is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 98
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Gerrards Cross
Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 08-01-2010, 02:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance View Post
Citation needed.
Try Wikipedia. Or an Atlas
Reply With Quote
(#15)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 08-01-2010, 02:47 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor View Post
Try Wikipedia.
Anyone can edit that, so there's nothing to stop a non-existent Belgian writing an untrue article to make it seem like he exists.
Quote:
Or an Atlas
No thanks, not until you can find me a good Christian one that doesn't push the spherical Earth dogma.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#16)
Old
Taylor's Avatar
Taylor Taylor is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 98
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Gerrards Cross
Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 08-01-2010, 03:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance View Post
Anyone can edit that, so there's nothing to stop a non-existent Belgian writing an untrue article to make it seem like he exists.

No thanks, not until you can find me a good Christian one that doesn't push the spherical Earth dogma.
Well, since I doubt the KJV has anything about Belgium's capital city I'm not sure how I can back it up in a way that would be satisfactory to you. I've been, but I think it's already been shown on this forum that you don't believe me haha
Reply With Quote
(#17)
Old
Ezekiel Bathfire's Avatar
Ezekiel Bathfire Ezekiel Bathfire is offline
Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
Christ's Rottweiler
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Christian Love Real American™ Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Scientist™ Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Eats the Most Pork True Republican Ex-eurotrash Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Nuts for JESUS! Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Mower Donald Trump 2016! Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Aardvark Bathfire Crown of Life Alternative Facts Probing for Jesus 20,000 posts Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden

 
Posts: 22,727
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ezekiel Bathfire will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 08-01-2010, 05:32 PM

Perhaps the Internets will disabuse you of your delusional beliefs. http://zapatopi.net/belgium/





“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
Reply With Quote
(#18)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 08-01-2010, 08:07 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taylor View Post
Well, since I doubt the KJV has anything about Belgium's capital city I'm not sure how I can back it up in a way that would be satisfactory to you. I've been, but I think it's already been shown on this forum that you don't believe me haha
We have a Belgian who posts here sometimes; ask him, and he'll be sure to testify to the fact that Belgium quite simply does not exist. Is that good enough for you?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#19)
Old
Taylor's Avatar
Taylor Taylor is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 98
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Gerrards Cross
Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.Taylor is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 08-01-2010, 08:16 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance View Post
We have a Belgian who posts here sometimes; ask him, and he'll be sure to testify to the fact that Belgium quite simply does not exist. Is that good enough for you?
How is he Belgian if Belgium doesn't exist, and how does that explain the fact that I have been to Belgium?
Reply With Quote
(#20)
Old
Wide-Open's Avatar
Wide-Open Wide-Open is offline
Director of European Evangelical Outreach
A Shining Example of Christ's Love
Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Mission to Australia Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Nerd True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Ex-eurotrash Touched by Jesus Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 18,677
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Informative World Map in detail: EUROPE - 08-01-2010, 08:18 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance View Post
We have a Belgian who posts here sometimes; ask him, and he'll be sure to testify to the fact that Belgium quite simply does not exist. Is that good enough for you?
Hi Brother, Jesus just called my attention to this thread. Of course it doesn't exist. People are just being incredibly gullible. Some even claim they have "seen" it, a bit like Allah's sign on a badly burnt toast.

Does my head in, it does.


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
belgium hoax, europe, europeans, geography, shithole countries

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved