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Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-01-2014, 01:43 AM
I attended Bible Study tonight and a Scientist was there and spoke about how it is possible to live within the belly of a whale for over a year. The whale's liver is like a sponge almost and the tubes that enter the whales liver is big enough for a man to squeeze through. The liver holds pockets of air. This is where Jonah found his source for oxygen and all he had to do was bite into the liver every now and again to receive his prober nourishment.
Plus the whale's temperature is over 70 degrees at all times -- enough to sustain life. It was so fascinating the way Jonah survived in the belly of the whale. GOD is the greatest GOD that will always give us that place to find our nourishment when we have found ourselves swallowed in the depths of darkness..
GLORY TO GOD!
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-01-2014, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
I attended Bible Study tonight and a Scientist was there and spoke about how it is possible to live within the belly of a whale for over a year. The whale's liver is like a sponge almost and the tubes that enter the whales liver is big enough for a man to squeeze through. Once in the liver holds pockets of air where Jonah found his source for oxygen and all he had to do was bite into the liver every now and again to receive his prober nourishment.
Plus the whale's temperature is over 70 degrees at all times -- enough to sustain life. It was so fascinating the way Jonah survived in the belly of the whale. God is the greatest god that will always give us that place to find our nourishment when we have found ourselves swallowed in the darkness of the depths of wherever.
GLORY TO GOD!
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I'm not comparing myself to Jonah or anything but I too once lived in Afghanistan for a year and a half surrounded by demonic looking awab sodomites. So yeah.. living in a whale.. piece of cake!
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-01-2014, 05:08 AM
I thought it was a fish. Not a whale.
Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-01-2014, 05:10 AM
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I thought it was a fish. Not a whale.
Jonah 1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-01-2014, 05:21 AM
I'm not here to claim God got it wrong. Just that if he's got it right, check out the quote, it was a fish. Their tails flop left to right, not up and down, and they were made in two ways. One from the sea. One from the land.
Whales breathe air. Fish do not. Where do fish get air?
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-01-2014, 02:14 PM
Jesus said it was a whale:
Matthew 12:40: For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
Who would know better than the Creator what He created? Further proof that whales are part of the fish created kind, rather than the mammal created kind as commonly supposed, is found here:
Genesis 1:20-25: 20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl [that] may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth. 23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. 24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so. 25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-01-2014, 10:33 PM
We at LBC read the Bible literally. People make fun of us.
But, as in this case and ALL others, science proves we are correct.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-02-2014, 12:52 AM
Only a truly stupid, uneducated person would say a whale is a mammal. They have fins and live in the sea, don't they? They give live birth yes, but again, so does sharks. Are sharks mammals too? I heard that some of these atheists even thinks that bats are mammals
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-02-2014, 01:14 AM
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They give live birth yes, but again, so does sharks.
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Brother, did you know that guppies are mammals? Here's the proof.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-02-2014, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
I attended Bible Study tonight and a Scientist was there and spoke about how it is possible to live within the belly of a whale for over a year. The whale's liver is like a sponge almost and the tubes that enter the whales liver is big enough for a man to squeeze through. Once in the liver holds pockets of air where Jonah found his source for oxygen and all he had to do was bite into the liver every now and again to receive his prober nourishment.
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I've got some of the professor's flyers. Here's one of them:
Of course, it's all figurative but he is very convincing.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-02-2014, 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking
Only a truly stupid, uneducated person would say a whale is a mammal. They have fins and live in the sea, don't they? They give live birth yes, but again, so does sharks. Are sharks mammals too? I heard that some of these atheists even thinks that bats are mammals
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Amen. I've never seen pert, upturned dirty-pillows on a whale. A whale is a species of fish. A fish with nipples would be an abomination. Would The Lord have allowed Jonah to be devoured and regurgitated days later by such a foul creature, even if it actually existed? I daresay not.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-03-2014, 01:40 AM
Brother Adam- I may only be a uninformed woman, but even I know that a whale is a fish. It swims in the sea, it does not walk on land. God created fish for the sea, and mammals for the land. Just like birds are not fish or mammals, whales are not mammals or birds.
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Re: Jonah Was Able to Live in the Whale's Liver -PROOF inside! -
12-03-2014, 02:21 AM
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Brother Adam- I may only be a uninformed woman, but even I know that a whale is a fish. It swims in the sea, it does not walk on land. God created fish for the sea, and mammals for the land. Just like birds are not fish or mammals, whales are not mammals or birds.
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He made reptiles for the land too. Like that snake in Genesis.
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