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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-24-2014, 02:57 AM

I like key lime pie in the summer. It's cool, sweet, and tart. Plus it is not too heavy as to slow you down while doing The Lord's work!


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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-24-2014, 06:22 PM

Pie?

Did someone say pie? Praise Jesus for pie, and the Godly women that are blessed by Jesus to prepare those wonderful things for the men who own us!

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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-24-2014, 06:32 PM

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Pie?

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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-24-2014, 06:36 PM

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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-25-2014, 12:05 PM

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Are there any other pies that I should try to make for the young man?...Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
Dear Esther:

I would suggest starting with this simple pie to "whet the appetite" and keep him interested. Save that chocolate pie for after marriage, when you have to come up with new things to keep him interested.

Here is my easy recipe for chilled strawberry pie.

Strawberry Cream Cheese Pie

1 8 oz. package cream cheese
1 cup (or less) powdered sugar
1/2 pint heavy whipping cream
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1 tsp. almond extract
1 pint strawberries (other berries may be used instead)
1 pre-baked pie crust (regular or graham cracker*)


Blend softened, room-temperature cream cheese with sugar.

In another bowl, whip cream with vanilla and almond extracts.

Fold cream cheese mixture into whipped cream, and put mixture into pie shell.

Put fruit on top and refrigerate for a few hours.

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PS: With a few blueberries scattered on top of the strawberries, this makes a very patriotic-looking dessert for 4th of July.

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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-25-2014, 01:10 PM

Sometimes a man will say the opposite of what he means (complaining or being critical in other ways) not because he doesn't appreciate what you've done for him but as the stamp of ownership. Criticism of a pie might just be his way of saying that he owns you, or would be happy to own you, pending marriage. It could be a good sign.


Have you tried a meat filling? Most game is firmly textured and ideal for cooking, especially in pies. The recipe I use is not one I've written down, but there are recipes available and I'll include one with the bits I don't use in grey. You could try including some of them for variety — men certainly enjoy a game pie, but do look for variety - so use the "extras" in different combinations as a sauce.

Game pie
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1˝lb mixed game meat such as emu, wallaby (and pheasant & partridge, if available)
A young emu is best, bone out a thigh. Prepare wallaby same as kangaroo. Hare and rabbit (boned) may be substituted.
8oz venison steak cut into 1" cubes (wild boar or buffalo may be substituted)
2 tbsp sunflower oil Ľlb lard
2 red onions (I usually add these whole NOT PEELED and remove the skins later)
Ľlb smoked streaky bacon (remove rind)
Ľlb mushrooms
1 clove garlic
1oz plain flour
1 bay leaf
1 orange, zest and juice
1 tbsp redcurrant jelly
˝ pint chicken stock unless homemade stock, goose being better than chicken anytime
1 bottle red wine (old Burgundy is ideal or a pinot noir with some age, but according to taste) Beer may be substituted.
ľlb puff pastry (allow flour/water mix to firm up in a cool spot for an hour or so then knead a bit and roll out very thin: spread with lard: fold over like a sandwich and roll out thin again [double layer] & chill: spread more lard and roll out thin again [4 layers] & chill: repeat [8 layers] and so on: chill when finished [the more layers the puffier or flakier the pastry])
Salt and pepper
beaten egg, for glazing
method
Marinate the emu for 2 days.
Heat a tablespoon of lard and brown the game and venison in batches until well browned. Keep on one side.
Heat the rest of the lard and cook the onions for five minutes until starting to soften. Add the garlic, bacon and mushrooms and cook for another 2-3 minutes.
Stir in the flour and cook for two minutes. Season well and stir in the bay leaf, orange zest and juice, redcurrant jelly, stock and wine. NOTE the wine has already been used in the marinade
Zest the citrus fruit
Heat the rest of the lard and cook the bacon
Add the diced game meat and simmer gently sizzle strongly for 5 or 10 minutes
Add wine (the marinade)(or beer if you used that) and cook until the meat is tender (probably about an hour depending on the age of the wallaby [or hare or whatever you'd shot]).
Cool.

NOTE I like meat to be nice and firm so at the cooling stage I compress the filling by putting a lid (I have a piece of wood that fits my stew pot nicely) and some bricks:


Heat the oven to 400°F.
Put the meat mixture in a pie dish.
Roll out the pastry to size & attach to the dish.
Decorate with the pastry trimmings and cut a steam hole in the centre.
Glaze with beaten egg.

Bake for 20 minutes and then reduce the heat to 350°F for 30 minutes until the pastry is golden and risen and the filling is piping hot.

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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-25-2014, 01:23 PM

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Marinate the emu for 2 days.



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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-25-2014, 01:32 PM

They'd be quite tender, but maybe a couple of months older would be a nice size. The thigh needs to be maybe 18 inches or a bit more + loadsa exercise, just so yum.
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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-25-2014, 05:57 PM

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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-25-2014, 08:56 PM

Hello everyone!

Thank you so much for all of your suggestions and recipes! In case anyone was wondering, I have spent the past few days looking for pie recipes and practicing making pie crusts. I'm going to add the recipes that you've suggested to the long list that I now have.

I also have some great news. My family is having a Memorial Day picnic with the young man and his family tomorrow and he called earlier today to ask me to bring a key lime pie and a chocolate pecan pie, along with a plain pie crust so he can try it. I will make the pies and the crust tomorrow so they will be fresh.

I do have one question, though. Would it be appropriate for me to ask his mother for her apple pie recipe?


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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-25-2014, 09:09 PM

No, to ask his mother for her recipe at this stage would be too forward and presumptuous - not becoming of a young lady. Wait until you are engaged to the young gentleman in question.
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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-26-2014, 01:05 AM

Your father has already mentioned that the young man refuses to eat any apple pie that isn't made by his mother or grandmother, so to avoid the embarrassment of having to be disciplined in this social setting perhaps just bring what he's asked for. It's great to see you're making your own pastry.

HANDY HINT I use different types of flour for different fillings. Some flour is quite sweet (if you ask in the shop they'll let you taste it before buying) and I use that for fruit. Coarser flours have an earthier note on the palate (from different varieties of wheat) giving a very satisfying result with the meat.

Keep the conversation chaste so he'ill see you're ashamed and once your father's guest recognises just how frightened of him you are, who knows? Perhaps your father will be able to inform you of your betrothal sooner than you think.





1. I PETER 3:2a While they behold your chaste conversation..
2. I TIMOTHY 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
3. I PETER 3:2b ..coupled with fear.
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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-26-2014, 10:24 AM

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I also have some great news...he called earlier today to ask me to bring a key lime pie and a chocolate pecan pie, along with a plain pie crust so he can try it.
Oh my goodness....I am all on pins and needles!

I will pray for your pies!

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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-26-2014, 02:32 PM

@Mother of Seven: Thank you for the suggestion! I'm simply getting too excited.

@Mitza: Oh my, I completely forgot about his refusal to eat any pie that was made by someone other than his mother or grandmother! I was looking through the list of recipes, saw the apple pie one that I included for future reference, and found myself thinking of a family saying about how every good wife should know how to make an apple pie, even if her husband doesn't like it. I think it would be nice to have varieties of the different recipes.

@Mistress Cookie: Thank you so much!

I'll probably be popping in and out until his family arrives.


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@Mother of Seven: Thank you for the suggestion! I'm simply getting too excited.

@Mitza: Oh my, I completely forgot about his refusal to eat any pie that was made by someone other than his mother or grandmother! I was looking through the list of recipes, saw the apple pie one that I included for future reference, and found myself thinking of a family saying about how every good wife should know how to make an apple pie, even if her husband doesn't like it. I think it would be nice to have varieties of the different recipes.

@Mistress Cookie: Thank you so much!

I'll probably be popping in and out until his family arrives.
Dearest Sister Esther,

This young man would be so foolish not to ask your father for your hand! I am just certain that all will go well. God blesses those whose actions glorify Him, and there is no one that better personifies the Christian walk of a Baptist woman than you, dear! I said extra prayers for you today and increased my tithe as a seed in your name for special blessings!

Yours in our Beloved Savior, ,

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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-27-2014, 02:05 PM

Thank you for your prayers, everyone! No engagement yet, but based on the compliments that Andrew (the young man) gave me about my pies, things seem to be quite promising.

He had one slice of each pie and the equivalent of two slices of my pie crust. He tried the key lime pie first and said that it was "perfect". After trying the chocolate pecan pie, he told me that I used the right amount of pecans in comparison to his family members, who apparently use too many or too little.

I was very nervous when he tried the pies, but I was even more nervous when he tried the pie crust. Andrew ate the first piece and immediately asked for another piece. I still can't believe what he said when he finished the second piece. He told me that my crust is flakier and tastier than his mother and grandmother's crusts. I almost passed out, but I managed to nod and thank him for his compliment.

When he and his family left, he told my father that he is more than willing to keep in contact about a possible marriage.

I apologize to the men for rambling, but I'm so excited.


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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-27-2014, 02:21 PM

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Thank you for your prayers, everyone! No engagement yet, but based on the compliments that Andrew (the young man) gave me about my pies, things seem to be quite promising.

He had one slice of each pie and the equivalent of two slices of my pie crust. He tried the key lime pie first and said that it was "perfect". After trying the chocolate pecan pie, he told me that I used the right amount of pecans in comparison to his family members, who apparently use too many or too little.

I was very nervous when he tried the pies, but I was even more nervous when he tried the pie crust. Andrew ate the first piece and immediately asked for another piece. I still can't believe what he said when he finished the second piece. He told me that my crust is flakier and tastier than his mother and grandmother's crusts. I almost passed out, but I managed to nod and thank him for his compliment.

When he and his family left, he told my father that he is more than willing to keep in contact about a possible marriage.

I apologize to the men for rambling, but I'm so excited.
You're in the Prayer Shack, sweetheart - no need for apologies here since you can ramble and ramble with the rest of us, Glory to God!

Oh, Esther, my heart filled with joy as I read your account of Andrew's tasting. It sounds quite promising. How did you manage to maintain your composure when he complimented your flaky, tasty crust above that of his mother AND grandmother? Your heart must have been all aflutter and surely you were almost in a tizzy! Andrew seems to be a very wise person since he didn't jump into anything.

I hope when he calls again (and I just know he will, now that he has the scent of your pie) that you will pull out all the stops! You simply must have more of the pie that you prepared this time waiting for him - and then just fill him with compliments about how strong and wise he is. Be sure to let him choose the topic of conversation and listen with wide eyes (downturned a little - you don't want to be forward) to his every word. If he ignores you in favor of conversation with your father, this is a good sign! After all, you'll likely be ignored for much of the time you are married anyway, Praise God! Oh, how blessed it is to be a woman.

I am keeping my prayer vigil going for you. I so hope he requests another date soon. And you better keep us posted or we will be knocking at your door daily!

My love and fervent prayers,
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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-29-2014, 02:23 PM

Thank you, Naomi, for your continued prayers. When Andrew complimented my pie crust, my heart stopped for a moment and my face got really warm. I don't think I can describe how much self control it took to not make eye contact with him when I thanked him for the compliment.

He called my house yesterday to thank my family for inviting him and his family over on Memorial Day and to ask my father if he can see ma again in the near future.


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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-29-2014, 02:57 PM

Congratulations, Esther dear! I must say that Andrew sounds like a remarkably thorough young man, checking the crust as well as the pie.

Just 2 things: with a name like Andrew, I hope he doesn't have any Scotchman in him? They are prone to throwing sticks and wearing skirts (without any underwear ), both of which might prove a bit wearing on the nerves.

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???? I do hope this is a typo, dear. The alternative is alarming.

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Default Re: A Question About Pie - 05-29-2014, 03:09 PM

Thank you!

My father asked him about his family background and in his (Andrew's) words, "there's nothing but American".

Oops, that was a typo. I meant to say "me". Thank you for pointing that out!


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