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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,650 6.49%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,539 9.98%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 868 3.41%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,572 6.18%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,195 20.42%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,851 11.21%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,543 17.86%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,205 4.74%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 261 1.03%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 237 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,774 6.97%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,913 7.52%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 826 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 4 0.02%
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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-06-2016, 07:20 PM

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how about Baptists
Of the 1539 posts in this thread before yours, about 500 have been that exact, very lame joke.



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Default Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? - 01-06-2016, 08:20 PM

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how about Baptists
You joined this forum 16 months ago and waited all this time to make a comment. After more than a year, this is the best you can come up with?

This is only a three word sentence, but you have failed to capitalize the first word and there is no punctuation. What are you, some kind of idiot or what?


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