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Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-21-2009, 10:38 PM
Apologies in advance, I really don't want to sound racist here, but does anyone know if Satan is a negro?
I was just curious, as I was doing a little research on the demons that cause Diabetes for my new article on Diabetics really being Demon Possessed (and how there's no such thing as the Diabetes "illness"), when I found a few images of Satan looking, well, like a darkie with a big flat darkies nose.
See one of the images below where a big black Satan's eating a load of white men, and all his demons are negroids too.
Anyhoo, I always though Satan was white. Tho, all the pictures I had seen of him being white was when he was still an angel, but maybes God struck him black as a punishment for rebelling against him? Does anyone know?
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-21-2009, 11:39 PM
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way, the same is a thief and a robber (John 10:1)
Sounds like a negra to me...
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-21-2009, 11:48 PM
Revelation 12:3 (KJV)
And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
Although Satan is described as a red dragon, he is wearing a conspicuous amount of "bling-bling" on his heads.
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-22-2009, 12:34 AM
I have long since lost the precise reference of this warning to those of a sweet tooth. However, I’ve found another that does not have the full details but I’ll quote the original anyway:
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Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, Marquise de Sévigné was a seventeenth century French aristocrat. For many years she kept up a prolific correspondence with her married daughter, and her letters are a wonderfully glimpse into life at the top of the food chain at that time and in that place.
She frequently mentions chocolate in her letters of the early 1670’s when it was very new, very expensive, and very fashionable. Like most newly introduced foods, its qualities were the subject of much debate: was it suitable for periods of fasting, being a mere drink? Did it have medicinal value? Was it addictive?
On October 25th 1671 Mme. de Sévigné delivered advice to her daughter, who was pregnant at the time:
" … the marquise de Coëtlogon took so much chocolate, being pregnant last year, that she was brought to bed of a little boy who was as black as the devil who died."
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This true story shows that the devil is black. As far as the excess chocolate goes, that would seem correct too, eat too much in pregnancy and your babies will be black.
The full history of the Marquise de Coëtlogon shows that her husband being often away at sea, she had a handsome, black, Moorish servingman whose job description was to take her her chocolate drink as often as she requested it. To have a servant just for this seems to indicate a huge appetite for it.
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-22-2009, 12:36 AM
The Chinee have a TV show that features a group known as "Black Satan Group." Coincidence? I think not.
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-23-2009, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Revelation 12:3 (KJV)
And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
Although Satan is described as a red dragon, he is wearing a conspicuous amount of "bling-bling" on his heads.
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Hmmmm... Rev Jim, That makes him sound more like a Red Injun...
Though Satan can't be an injun, aren't they all extinct now? I never seen one, except in old movies and pictures.
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-23-2009, 11:15 PM
We are the offspring of the Almighty Satan??!!
It's thanks to Satan's temptation that I can live my sinless life and fornicate as much as I want. He has done more for me than God. I'm sure he'll have mercy on me when the end is near.
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-23-2009, 11:20 PM
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Hmmmm... Rev Jim, That makes him sound more like a Red Injun...
Though Satan can't be an injun, aren't they all extinct now? I never seen one, except in old movies and pictures.
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Nope, there still around (and so are Beaners) doing much the same sort of thing.
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-23-2009, 11:33 PM
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Nope, there still around (and so are Beaners) doing much the same sort of thing.
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Maybe Satan's like a cross between a darkie and an injun then? Like a chocolate-red color? Maybe that's why the injuns done so much rapin when they were around, cuz they're related to the Devil or demons or somethin? To be honest, I'm kinda glad we wiped nearly all of 'em out. Can you imagine if we hadn't? Godly white folks would be sittin at home, eatin their food an watchin TV, when a spear would come smashin' through their front window, an some red-faced guy with feathers on his head would come crashin through the door on a horse, makin choo-choo noises, lookin for women an children ta rape.
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The Chinee have a TV show that features a group known as "Black Satan Group." Coincidence? I think not.
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Thank you, Godly Pastor, Sir. So Satan's either a darkie, an injun, or an oriental. Not to sound racist or nothin', but that kinda makes me feel a little better than if he was white. Praise Jesus!
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-24-2009, 01:18 AM
OMG! I think you are on to something Sister Rachel. He also enjoys raping people...just like a savage black buck!
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-24-2009, 01:41 AM
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OMG! I think you are on to something Sister Rachel. He also enjoys raping people...just like a savage black buck!
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-24-2009, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce
I was just curious, as I was doing a little research on the demons that cause Diabetes for my new article on Diabetics really being Demon Possessed (and how there's no such thing as the Diabetes "illness"), when I found a few images of Satan looking, well, like a darkie with a big flat darkies nose.
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While I have no doubt that demons can and do cause diabetes, I think the story is a little more complicated. The Bible also tells us that Jesus was diabetic, and I hardly think that He was possessed by demons:
And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour. Ephesians 5:2
Thus the expression the sweet blood of Jesus is quite literally true.
As for Satan, he's been burning to a crisp for centuries, so there's no doubt that, whatever color he started out, he's black now.
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-24-2009, 02:43 PM
Question if I may
If the devil is a negro, then are all Negros the spawn of the devil?
But if they repent and become saved does it change them to something else besides a negro?
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-24-2009, 04:58 PM
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Question if I may
If the devil is a negro, then are all Negros the spawn of the devil?
But if they repent and become saved does it change them to something else besides a negro?
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-24-2009, 05:02 PM
No, I respect Remy he is a fine person !
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10-25-2009, 02:12 AM
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As for Satan, he's been burning to a crisp for centuries, so there's no doubt that, whatever color he started out, he's black now.
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When something continues to burn for a long period it turns white.
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10-25-2009, 02:25 AM
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When something continues to burn for a long period it turns white.
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Please dont write your racist comments here this is a Christian family forum pal.
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-25-2009, 02:28 AM
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When something continues to burn for a long period it turns white.
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What color are the trees on your planet? Orange?
Ever seen white charcoal boy?
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-25-2009, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachel_Pierce
Apologies in advance, I really don't want to sound racist here, but does anyone know if Satan is a negro?
I was just curious, as I was doing a little research on the demons that cause Diabetes for my new article on Diabetics really being Demon Possessed (and how there's no such thing as the Diabetes "illness"), when I found a few images of Satan looking, well, like a darkie with a big flat darkies nose.
See one of the images below where a big black Satan's eating a load of white men, and all his demons are negroids too.
Anyhoo, I always though Satan was white. Tho, all the pictures I had seen of him being white was when he was still an angel, but maybes God struck him black as a punishment for rebelling against him? Does anyone know?
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The negroidial has a drop of hell fire coursing through their veins which slowly burns them from the inside out. That's why even their insides are dark. They don't call em blue gums for nothing. Makes perfect since that satan and his demons would look like a negroidial. My guess is that when he altered the hamites, adding ugly to injury, he made them resemble himself. Satan probably did it to mock Jesus by making negroidials in his image because Jesus created whites, the first men and women, in His image.
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Re: Is Satan a Negro ? -
10-25-2009, 03:33 AM
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Lol, why are you trying to take a jab at Remy like that?
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Seeing as I was born white, your statement makes no sense. My mother was white and my father an quadroon. That makes me white, boy. Both physically (in a secular since) and spiritually. I'm sure you'd love to go back to the 1-drop rule days. I'm sure you'd love all the other racist Jim Crow laws that come with it too, you godless canuckistan bigot!!! You just earned yourself more infractions. That's your second strike. One more and you're out...
However, I did embrace the nigra lifestyle as do many other misguided white kids today.
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