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Default Re: Hello - 05-23-2016, 04:47 PM

This is so true. Go tell all those bible-twisting idiots on this website to take a hike!
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Default Re: Hello - 05-23-2016, 04:53 PM

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This is so true. Go tell all those bible-twisting idiots on this website to take a hike!
I know it's true. I was once a brainwashed Catholic myself. I know how the beliefs conflict with God's Own Word. I encourage you to look at the things you take for granted to be True, and check them against God's Holy Word, without your church's "Tradition" to fill in the blanks that are left when incorporating ancient pagan rituals and beliefs.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello - 05-23-2016, 06:40 PM

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I know it's true. I was once a brainwashed Catholic myself. I know how the beliefs conflict with God's Own Word.
Mary Etheldreda, you are an inspiration to all catliks who have not yet shown the strength and faith required to walk with the One True God, and His righteous teachings.

This poor fella is weak, and has not the strength or foresight to see he must remove himself from his banishment from God, due to the sins of his father. He is paying the price for his fathers sinful behaviour, but does not see this.

Repent now, for the time is near! Rebuke your false gods and idols and join in God's inheritance. But you must never look back to your filthy false life, or your family, or any friends that have been lying to you!


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Default Re: Hello - 05-23-2016, 06:53 PM

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When did I say I worship saints and women??? Never.
If you are a Catholic you worship Mary who's only claim to historicity is that she was the blank slate chosen by Jesus to bear His self and son (both Jesus) from her nethers.

And worshipping anyone other than Jesus is hardly Biblical.

Exodus 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Or do your priests not teach that?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello - 05-25-2016, 08:34 AM

So you think transubstantiation is not sensible? you know what I think, I think it's not sensible for Jesus to sacrifices himself for our sins once for all, because we sin everyday, Jesus sacrificed for his sins first then for us, that's why the processes of sacrificing is repeated.

transubstantiation in no way or shape describe cannibalism.


We are not cannibals and we don't worship statues.

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Default Re: Hello - 05-25-2016, 09:15 AM

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If you are a Catholic you worship Mary who's only claim to historicity is that she was the blank slate chosen by Jesus to bear His self and son (both Jesus) from her nethers.

And worshipping anyone other than Jesus is hardly Biblical.

Exodus 20:4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

Or do your priests not teach that?

YIC


Are you claiming Mary didn't give birth to Jesus??


I don't worship Mary I worship god, I holy Mary the mother of Jesus.

Worshiping Jesus is not biblical either.So is disrespecting the mother of Jesus.



I don't follow what my priests says I follow what the truth says, I'm my own priest.
Holying Mary and Jesus dose not mean we worship statues.
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Question Re: Hello - 05-25-2016, 09:40 AM

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I don't worship Mary I worship god, I holy Mary the mother of Jesus.
Please, Mr. Sandworm, what do you mean by "I holy Mary"? "I am holy Mary", "I sanctify Mary" or something else. I am not trying to trap you, but your expression here is very ambiguous.
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Worshiping Jesus is not biblical either.So is disrespecting the mother of Jesus.
Please, Mr. Sandworm, explain how you manage to worship one aspect of God's Trinity but claim that worshiping another aspect of the same God is not Biblical? How do you explain the following verse as uttered by Jesus?

John 10:30
I and my Father are one.

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Holying Mary and Jesus dose not mean we worship statues.
Now this is a relief to everyone. No-one needs to follow the Catholic "priests" if they can follow the Truth™. Why do you call yourself a Catholic then? In addition, I'd like to hear your views on this verse:

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


It would be especially interesting to know if you feel that this can be reconciled with the Catholic Religion. Specifically, if it is possible to be Saved without accepting Jesus as one manifestation of God, the Trinity.

John 1:1
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

This is, obviously, also more than relevant if we consider your position of worship, don't you think?


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Default Re: Hello - 05-25-2016, 09:47 AM

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So you think transubstantiation is not sensible? you know what I think, I think it's not sensible for Jesus to sacrifices himself for our sins once for all, because we sin everyday, Jesus sacrificed for his sins first then for us, that's why the processes of sacrificing is repeated.

transubstantiation in no way or shape describe cannibalism.
Hello Martian,

Since I´m not really familiar with Catholicism, I had to look transsubtansomething up, Wikipedia is always a great help for such matters. According to Wikipedia:
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Transubstantiation (in Latin, transsubstantiatio, in Greek μετουσίωσις metousiosis) is, according to the teaching of the Catholic Church, the change of substance by which the bread and the wine offered in the sacrifice of the sacrament of the Eucharist during the Mass, become, in reality, the Body and Blood of Jesus the Christ.
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Catholics believe that, in the offering of the Eucharist, the whole presence of Christ exists in:
  • Transubstantiated bread, even in small fragments, and
  • Transubstantiated wine, even in a single drop
From this we can conclude you believe your wafer becomes in reality the Body of Christ, and the whole part of it. That would include His Tallywacker. If you are not a cannibal, there are few options that remain. What do you believe you are putting in your mouth, furiously slobbering on and what do you believe you subsequently swallow? If that´s your thing, fine by me, but it does seem to be frowned upon by God (see Leviticus 20:13 for an example). What gives, is that your way to please Jesus?

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Hello Martian,

Since I´m not really familiar with Catholicism, I had to look transsubtansomething up, Wikipedia is always a great help for such matters. According to Wikipedia:
Furthermore:
From this we can conclude you believe your wafer becomes in reality the Body of Christ, and the whole part of it. That would include His Tallywacker. If you are not a cannibal, there are few options that remain. What do you believe you are putting in your mouth, furiously slobbering on and what do you believe you subsequently swallow? If that´s your thing, fine by me, but it does seem to be frowned upon by God (see Leviticus 20:13 for an example). What gives, is that your way to please Jesus?

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Jesus ordered me to, so I can remain in him and him in me.


And if Jesus ordered me, therefore the God did.


It's not the same case with Jesus, it dose not count as cannibalism, in this case it's blesses.


Only the bread and wine we blesses comes in reality the body and the blood of Jesus.
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Hello Martian,

When I look in the Bible the friendly folks here urged me to read (KJV), the verses are different. Please let me remind you the Christians here quote from the KJV and KJV only. It starts with the first verse in your first link. Are you sure you are quoting from the True Bible? It would not make sense trying to discuss Christianity™ if we use different sources. Besides that, you haven´t answered my question.

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Default Re: Hello - 05-25-2016, 01:46 PM

I mean I sanctify Mary.


We already disclosed that God's trinity is invalid, There is the God and his son, Jesus implying that he is from his father his spirit as he's a part of God, that dose not make him the god himself.


I'm a catholic I just don't follow them.


You don't need Jesus nor a priest to reach God.


Jesus was with god, in the beginning after god created the earth and heavens he created Jesus, the word was God: Jesus is from God spirit.
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Default Re: Hello - 05-25-2016, 02:01 PM

It's still the same meaning.

I answered you it's dose not count as cannibalism.
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I'm not flaming, but for people who use the freedom of speech you don't allow others to use it by silencing me, as I said freedom of speech dose not mean immorality, calling your new members unsaved trash shows your immaturity, get over yourself and spend time on Churches instead of your toxic forums(which is the same btw).
This is so sad. Not only have you misunderstood the Bible, you also did not understand the Constitution.

You do not have freedom of speech on this website.


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: Hello - 05-25-2016, 02:54 PM

I misspelled, I meant condemn.

I know what bible is and what god wants.


No it's not.
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Default Re: Hello - 05-25-2016, 03:06 PM

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I misspelled, I meant condemn.

I know what dose bible say and what god wants.


No it's not.
*I know what dose the bible say
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Default Re: Hello - 05-25-2016, 08:02 PM

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*I know what dose the bible say
You just don't believe It means what It says, and that instead It means what you think makes sense. How convenient that in 6000 years of human history the LORD reached out to you and only you just in the last few years (just a few moments in time, relatively speaking). How blessed you must be to know He gave you and only you the super secret inside scoop He'd always meant mankind to know, but never bothered to correct when they misunderstood.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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