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Default Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion - 05-23-2011, 07:55 PM

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Gee, Pastors Sampson and Peters,

I see you both have earned the "Tell Her Once" icon for hitting your wives whenever they don't obey.
That medal is for keeping good discipline within your house as per,

Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


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However, I notice that neither of you have yet achieved that most sought-after badge of holiness-- the Ex-Masturbator. (...and I always thought THAT was a religious experience! Go figure...)
It's my third award.

And of course you think abusing yourself is "religious".

I'll pray for you that you can eventually halt your self-abuse.
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