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How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:14 AM
Hi there, someone hacked into my email and signed me up to this website. I honestly don't want any part in this site and unfortunately I cannot find how to deactivate this account. Can anyone help me?
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
Hi there, someone hacked into my email and signed me up to this website. I honestly don't want any part in this site and unfortunately I cannot find how to deactivate this account. Can anyone help me?
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Dear Hatemonger;
I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).
Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.
If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Weak watered down Christian. Neither hor nor cold. Easily spewed from Jesus' mouth.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:19 AM
Stop being a douche and tell me how to deactivate this account
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
Stop being a douche and tell me how to deactivate this account
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Did you just call a Godly Pastor a douche? I'll tell you how to deactivate your account. Kindly donate $500 US to our church and I'll do it for you. Go sell your butt to queers to raise the money homo.
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Weak watered down Christian. Neither hor nor cold. Easily spewed from Jesus' mouth.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:25 AM
No sorry I don't donate to churches in America. I live in a proper country and I have my own church to which I attend. I'm not in any sort of mood for games. Tell me how to deactivate this account now
piffle republicanism and piffle you homophobic bastards. Some of my best friends are Gay and you have no right to attack them for it.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:35 AM
Dear sodomite-enabler,
Do you always blame your "friends" when you do something? Maybe you DO need to stick around, as there is this little thing called "bearing false witness" that you may not be aware of.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Weak watered down Christian. Neither hor nor cold. Easily spewed from Jesus' mouth.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:38 AM
Sure sure, did god tell you this? If you're not going to help, piffle off back to the cave you crawled out of. Filthy cunt
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
Sure sure, did god tell you this? If you're not going to help, piffle off back to the cave you crawled out of. Filthy cooter
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Dear Godmocking Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a U.S. dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Weak watered down Christian. Neither hor nor cold. Easily spewed from Jesus' mouth.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:46 AM
lalalaalalalaalalalalalalaaa all bullshit my friend.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:49 AM
Why do you gay atheists have such potty mouths? I guess it's Rusty Trombone Syndrome.
<---you
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:49 AM
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lalalaalalalaalalalalalalaaa all bullshit my friend.
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You won't be singing that song when you've got satan's huge barbed tallywacker up your keester.
But I will.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
No sorry I don't donate to churches in America. I live in a proper country and I have my own church to which I attend. I'm not in any sort of mood for games. Tell me how to deactivate this account now
piffle republicanism and piffle you homophobic bastards. Some of my best friends are Gay and you have no right to attack them for it.
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We have a God given right to attack gays,
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
What perversion of the Bible does your church use if you think it's ok to hang around with sodomites?
YiC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
lalalaalalalaalalalalalalaaa all bullshit my friend.
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Dear "Friend" - God sent you here for a reason, to give you one last chance to cleanse your dirty soul. Why all the hate towards people who are giving you a golden showering of love? What sort of "church" do you attend that would produce such responses towards Christian Soldiers? The Baby Jesus weeps even as He plans your eternal damnation. Repent!
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 04:01 AM
The question you should be asking is:
"What steps must I take to accept Jesus Christ as my personal LORD and Savior, and how then may I go about strengthening my personal relationship with Him?"
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Jedediah
The question you should be asking is:
"What steps must I take to accept Jesus Christ as my personal LORD and Savior, and how then may I go about strengthening my personal relationship with Him?"
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Preach it!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Weak watered down Christian. Neither hor nor cold. Easily spewed from Jesus' mouth.
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 04:09 AM
I wish to delete my account because I did not actually create it in the first place. I don't want to be part of this website because it does not conform to my Christian beliefs. I'm hoping you will respect this and let me leave. I have suffered abuse like no other on this site and I've had enough. Please please help me.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
I wish to delete my account because I did not actually create it in the first place. I don't want to be part of this website because it does not conform to my Christian beliefs. I'm hoping you will respect this and let me leave. I have suffered abuse like no other on this site and I've had enough. Please please help me.
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Don't lie, boy. Jesus has called you here for a reason. Why don't you drop to your knees right now and let me Pray the demons out of your rectum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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08-19-2011, 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
I wish to delete my account because I did not actually create it in the first place. I don't want to be part of this website because it does not conform to my Christian beliefs. I'm hoping you will respect this and let me leave. I have suffered abuse like no other on this site and I've had enough. Please please help me.
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What "beliefs" are they? Please support your answers with appropriate Scripture.
Trust me, friend: we are trying to HELP you.
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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Re: How does one deactivate profile -
08-19-2011, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by allanscadden
Hi there, someone hacked into my email and signed me up to this website. I honestly don't want any part in this site and unfortunately I cannot find how to deactivate this account. Can anyone help me?
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I must say, I am having a similar issue.
The pastors here are most unresponsive.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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08-19-2011, 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Jacob the Liar
I must say, I am having a similar issue.
The pastors here are most unresponsive.
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That's a lie, and I expect you to offer a sincere apology to Pastor Ezekiel immediately. He has responded FIVE TIMES in this thread alone.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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