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11-04-2013, 09:39 AM
Since Negroes ruined the great sport of boxing, American males have looked elsewhere to satisfy their God-given bloodlust. A popular alternative is MMA—Mixed Martial Arts—which has elements of boxing and wrestling as well as other fighting styles and which is now advertised everywhere from blimps to candy wrappers. But what is it really? Nothing more than gay sex with a sadomasochistic edge. MMA should stand for Many Mangled Anuses.
Like gay porn studios, MMA leagues are organized by weight. Heavyweight fights feature burly bears, daddies, and muscle studs; middleweights are your typical jocks, while the lower divisions are dominated by skinny twinks. No matter where his tastes may run, a young man struggling with same-sex urges will find something on the card to stir his tallywhacker.
Fights are hyped at press events in the weeks leading up to a show. The brawlers make Youtube movies full of thinly-veiled innuendos, promising to own their opponents' asses and rip them open. On the day before, there is a weigh-in, where they appear in their underwear so everyone can slobber over their muscles. It is common at such events for fighters to kiss and rub oil on each other.
Each bout begins with a "feeling-out process" where the men flit around and shoot burning looks of lust across the ring. They may punch and kick—but because MMA fighters are terrible boxers, it looks more like two Chelsea queens slapping each other after Kris spilled appletini on Enrique's purse.
The shorts say it all.
Once a fight goes to the ground, it becomes indistinguishable from sodomy. Announcers talk excitedly about the mount, who's on top and bottom, how hard they are, and how the performers will look for openings, stuff each other, and eventually finish. A popular move is the rear naked choke, in which one fighter strangles the other while thrusting into his backside, simulating the dangerous asphyxiative practices that homos use to make anal sex less painful. Another is the triangle. I hate to be crude here, but it's literally a blowjob.
MMA has its roots in the ancient Greek pankration, whose practitioners fought nude and buggered away in frenzied orgies between rounds, and took its present-day form in Japan, the most perverted nation on Earth. While there are openly gay fighters and a few shemales, the majority live in a hilariously transparent closet. Fans with an IQ higher than their shoe size—about 40%—know this, yet will fly into a rage at any mention of their sport's homoeroticism. All of the women in MMA are lesbians. Even performers who aren't gay are at risk for catching AIDS, as an MMA fight is an extremely bloody affair.
Here are some more reasons not to watch this garbage:
It's fake. The fights are choreographed and the outcomes predetermined, making it no different from WWE wrestling. Telltale signs are when a fighter is "knocked out" by the wimpiest blow or submits without struggle as soon as an opponent starts pulling his arm. Laughable.
It's racist. While not as bad as boxing, MMA leagues teem with blacks, Mexicans, and even black Mexicans, promoting the myth that white people are athletically inferior to muds. The most popular white performer is Georges St-Pierre, a French guy—so he barely counts.
It's Satanic. Among the styles being "mixed" are Eastern disciplines like karate and judo, which are based in Buddhism. Fighters who train in these dark arts invite demons to enter and possess them. Many fans are inspired to try martial arts themselves, leading to their spiritual downfall.
It's un-Biblical. Mixed martial artists are covered in tattoos, some to the extent that they are no longer recognizable as human. God clearly bans tattoos in Leviticus 19:28. He also hates pride and arrogance, yet MMA trash talk consists of nothing else.
It's expensive. An Ultimate Fighting pay per view costs $70. Why not spend the money on a beautiful Kinkade lampshade instead?
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11-04-2013, 12:17 PM
The negroes ruined boxing. The gays ruined wrestling. What is next, negroes ruining golf!?
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11-04-2013, 12:47 PM
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What is next, negroes ruining golf!?
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Brother, that happens every time one stumbles into the 19th Hole higher than Richard Pryor, which they all have been since queer European drug mules anally smuggled million of kilos of crack into our once great nation (using only about 10,000 of their phantasmagorically vast rectal cavities). That is why it is called "crack" you know.
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11-04-2013, 01:31 PM
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11-04-2013, 02:23 PM
Hello Lemvigh.
I do not know why you would be saying hello to satin although it is a nice fabric and can be made out of silk and silk is mentioned in the Bible several times.
Silk comes from the bottoms of silkworms they eat mulberry leaves these are also mentioned in the Bible.
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11-04-2013, 04:00 PM
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...it is a nice fabric and can be made out of silk....
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Come to think if it, Mr. Holbeck, didn't the old timer boxers wear satin shorts and matching satin robes? I wonder if that's how the gay element was introduced. I just know Mr. Etheldreda would never touch such a fabric. It reminds him too much of Liberace.
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11-05-2013, 03:48 AM
Dakota Cochrane is a crossover star: an MMA fighter who also appeared in gay pornography. That's like saying you practice both taekwondo and karate. They're pretty much the same thing, so why make the distinction? And what's funny is that nobody in the MMA world seemed to care. I can just imagine some pimple-faced loser in a Tapout shirt (yes—you actually defeat people by "tapping" them) sitting down to watch Dakota fight, then gradually realizing it's one of his other videos. How long do you think that would take? It wouldn't happen when the lube came out, since fighters frequently smear themselves in petroleum jelly so they're harder to pin down. Maybe he'd get a clue when Dakota lay on the ground and threw both legs over his head, pointing his starfish directly at his rival's face... nope, that's the tornado guard.
I guess he might figure it out when the two grapplers retired in a semen-soaked embrace and gently sucked each other's tongues, but by that point, he'd be too busy cleaning up his own mess.
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11-05-2013, 03:53 AM
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That boy's a joo I'd wager. Look how he's got those Honolulu eyes.
You know? Where one eye looks at you and the other one looks at Honolulu?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-15-2014, 10:44 PM
The effeminate black Mexican Anderson Silva suffered a gruesome injury in his latest fight when, on December 28, he threw a kick at rival Chris Weidman and his shinbone snapped cleanly in two. Silva was known for mocking and humiliating his opponents. You can see what happened if you click that link, but be warned: the sight of his foot flopping around like an undercooked chicken wing is not for the faint of heart. (Personally, I found it hilarious and kind of hypnotic.) Nobody in the real world had ever heard of Anderson Silva before, though MMA devotees regard him as the pseudo-sport's Michael Jordan. Now his name is in the news—for the wrong reasons. There's never been a worse time to be an Ultimate Fighting fan.
Is MMA too violent? Should this artless bloodsport, this gory spectacle of human cockfighting, be banned for the public good? These are the questions journalists are asking, but they don't interest me. As I said earlier, MMA is fake. It's scripted just like pro rasslin', and in fact when a WWE superstar did "compete" in the UFC, he quickly became world champion. So to ban it over an injury like this would be as silly as banning movies after mulattress Halle Berry broke her arm on the set of Gothika. The real question is why did Silva's leg snap? What caused that to happen? It must have been unusually weak to begin with, or else Weidman's would have broken too. Basic physics.
There are diseases that can damage the bones, and the practices that spread these diseases, we've established, are quite common among MMA fighters. Perhaps even universal.
Now, I'm not saying Anderson Silva has AIDS. Osteoporosis does afflict the HIV-infected, but it can also result from steroid use, and it's no secret that MMA fighters, like real athletes, rely heavily on 'roids to perform up to standard and maintain the chiseled, cast-iron physiques ( or not) that fans drool over. One way or the other, however, there's a good chance that Silva would be walking today if someone hadn't injected some sort of "juice" into his butt.
Yet there's more to the story. Silva's opponent, Chris Weidman, claimed after the fight that it was God who allowed him to win. That's nonsense for a few reasons—first, the writers decide who wins, and second, with all the rampant filth and sin in that world, I very much doubt you can be a Christian and an MMA fighter, though there are many who claim to be just that. Nonetheless, I think Weidman was on to something.
I think it was God who broke Silva's leg.
And He did it as a warning!
Earlier this year, God outright killed a dope-snorting UFC fighter who must have offended Him in some particular way. Now, this. By crippling the supposed best and brightest, God sent the message that NO mixed martial artist or viewer is safe from His righteous wrath. Anyone involved in this garbage is either queer or is actively working to turn our children queer. It is not too late for any of them to renounce their ways and allow the Son of Man to enter them, but if they do not, it's a safe bet that sooner or later they will all end up like Silva... or worse.
Romans 1:28-32
King James Version (KJV)
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Yes, MMA fans—that means you.
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01-16-2014, 11:58 PM
***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***. Anderson is ten times the human being any of you will ever be. Broken leg or not.
You call yourselves Christians, but all I see is a bunch of hate. Doesn't the Bible say love thy neighbor?
And why are you all OBSESSED with gay sex? Is there something you want to tell us?
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01-17-2014, 12:09 AM
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***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***. Anderson is ten times the human being any of you will ever be. Broken leg or not.
You call yourselves Christians, but all I see is a bunch of hate. Doesn't the Bible say love thy neighbor?
And why are you all OBSESSED with gay sex? Is there something you want to tell us?
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-17-2014, 12:12 AM
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I had heard that all brazilian negros are, at least on a part time basis, limp wrist homers, but this is ridiculous!
LIMP FOOT HOMER?
How gay do you have to be before your FOOT starts limping that way???
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01-17-2014, 12:18 AM
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***NAUGHTY WORDS REMOVED***. Anderson is ten times the human being any of you will ever be. Broken leg or not.
You call yourselves Christians, but all I see is a bunch of hate. Doesn't the Bible say love thy neighbor?
And why are you all OBSESSED with gay sex? Is there something you want to tell us?
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Love thy neighbor never meant having rough sex with him before a debauched crowd.
And the only thing we say about gay sex is that it is a sin, an abomination ... that and that if the law allowed a good stoning would hasten the well deserved ticket to hell.
Apart from that we'd rather not talk, the subject is repulsive.
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01-17-2014, 12:20 AM
Even this buck nigra coon boxer knows how MMA is nothing but gay porno!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-17-2014, 01:50 AM
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And why are you all OBSESSED with gay sex? Is there something you want to tell us?
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01-17-2014, 03:13 PM
I've watched this MMA on educational purposes (obviously) and judging by what I've seen it's really, really gay. Only "sport" more gaysexual is body building.
I think I need to study these subjects bit more to get the final confirmation, but at the moment top 3 on my list of most gaysexual things in world is:
1. Body building
2. MMA
3. Gay porn
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01-17-2014, 08:53 PM
I've gotten in a few street fights with MMA guys, and laying a Godly beating on each one of them was embarrassingly easy. For guys who claim to be into fighting, they sure can't, you know, fight.
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01-17-2014, 10:32 PM
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I've gotten in a few street fights with MMA guys, and laying a Godly beating on each one of them was embarrassingly easy. For guys who claim to be into fighting, they sure can't, you know, fight.
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I believe it. None of these guys can throw a punch. Some old washed up Negro boxer fought a seven-foot UFC champion a few years ago and knocked him out in nine seconds.
Also, I remember reading that George Zimmerman trained MMA, yet it didn't seem to do him much good when St. Skittles was beating him to death. Only his gun saved him.
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01-17-2014, 11:59 PM
Did you know they have a chink version of MMA? It's about as gay as it gets.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-19-2014, 05:24 PM
You gotta be kidding right? MMA is a sport which comes from different martial arts. Did you guys research this topic?
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