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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 08-31-2016, 06:48 PM

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Sacred Name's Prophets (don't know if this is their true name)
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Basically just a bunch of Jehovah Witness who think they must use the name "Yeshua" to worship "Jesus" because they think his name means "Earth Pig".
Are you talking about the Sacred Name Movement? I think these people are some sort of offshoot of the Seventh Day Adventists, but even more like joos. The only good thing you can say about them is that they rejected the insane ravings of the perfectly ghastly Ellen G White.

I have said it before, but that woman reminds me of someone I know. I just can't work out who it is.



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Are you talking about the Sacred Name Movement? I think these people are some sort of offshoot of the Seventh Day Adventists, but even more like joos. The only good thing you can say about them is that they rejected the insane ravings of the perfectly ghastly Ellen G White.

I have said it before, but that woman reminds me of someone I know. I just can't work out who it is.



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<on edit: excellent joke about the Catholics, Mr Rognone!>
As far as I know and based on my credentials in Creation Science I do know that the woman-being in your picture did unfruitful works of darkness and that is all that ever needs to be mentioned about her. Why? Because God tells us that that is the proper thing to do.

Ephesians 5:11-12
And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove [them]. For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.


I am sure that this woman received and receives her reprove in the Bottomless Pit even as I write this.


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Maltheists/Misotheists
Definition:
Like the atheists they hate God. Tough i'm not sure if they are the same thing.

Caodaists
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Basically the same as Bahai, just it is chinese

Confucianists (Confusionism)
Definition:
Just a bunch of atheists who pretend to be theists.

Shenists
Definiton:
A rip-off of Shinto.

Charismatic Movement
Reason:
They are not enough charismatics.

Babists
Definition:
Just some schismatics muslims.

Jesuists (not to confuse with the Jesuits
Definition:
A bad rip-off of the True Religion founded by Jesus.

Marcionists
Definition:
They believe that the devil is a God as well, making Christianity a dualistic religion, wich is fake.

Ebionites
Definition:
Some jews that made the right choice to believe in Jesus, but the wrong choice to deny his divinity.

Black Church
Worship:
The Black (fake) Jesus Christ

Black Hebrews
Definition:
Same, but they also think every important character in history was black.

Din-i llahi
Definition:
The same as Sickism, but with zorroastrian and Christian ideologies as well.

Bhakti movement
Definition:
Hinduism with another name.

Meivazhi
Definition:
The most communist religion, since it allowes all non Meivazhi scriptures and every race of the world.

Yazdanists
Worship:
Demons disguised as angels.

Korean sciamanists
Definition:
They think they can exorcize people by dancing.

Illuminati
Worship:
Lucifer

Also, Australian Abrollers are not the Dreamtime?

Chinese Univerism was not the Xiantiandao?

Weren't Rosacruces Freemasons?

Shouldn't Metropolitans worship the Metroes?
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 09-02-2016, 01:48 AM

Why don't Eye-talians like Jehovahs Witnesses?



































Wait for it...


































Eye-talians don't like ANY witnesses.

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 09-11-2016, 11:30 AM

i don't believe in any false religion because as of right now, i am euphoric due to my own intelligence.


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i don't believe in any false religion because as of right now, i am euphoric due to my own intelligence.

*tips le fedora*
How wonderful, Mr. Rapt! All this may well make your life here on Earth most comfortable but it also means some hazards regarding your séjour in Eternity!

Matthew 23:12
And whosoever shall exalt himself shall be abased; and he that shall humble himself shall be exalted.

I do understand that intelligence can be decoupled from basic writing skills, but not everyone is as accommodating. Thus, I humbly suggest that you make use of capital letters (for instance, when using the perpendicular pronoun) to show your intelligence also to those who care about such matters.

It would also be nice if you considered your position regarding Jesus and told us about that in an appropriate manner. Apparently you do revere Him, as you've chosen to wear the Gift from God, the Θεόδωρος (unless you're referring to the rousing theatrical play by Victorien Sardou or the not-too-bad opera by Umberto Giordano).

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i am euphoric due to my own intelligence.

Your assertion is in serious doubt. In fact, there is no evidence that there is any truth to it at all. You sound more like a hooting, drooling, raving maniac.


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Confucianists (Confusionism)
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Just a bunch of atheists who pretend to be theists.
..so what is the confucianist word for "God" in that case?

And before you get started on the "tao" remember that we have Pastors who are hypervigilant where heresy is concerned and who provide us with full information regarding the vices on offer out there, how they are disguised and where so often they are concealed:
I PETER 5:2 Feed the flock of God which is among you, taking the oversight thereof, not by constraint, but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a ready mind;
The "tao" is the same as the "ntu" of African traditional religion. A seething, gyrating libido coated in ochre (or modern synthetic pigments) and there are no redeeming features at all. However dressed up, this stuff is poison. EXAMPLE

None of these wretches are pretending to be theists.
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 11-01-2016, 03:08 AM

ShermanismThey believe in a deity called Bill Sherman
referred to as a "he" it is a giant flying cyan sheep.
The sheep created the seven men of power
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They believe ducks are souls cursed for committing horrible sins
They have a holy drink, it is whiskey.
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 11-03-2016, 10:11 AM

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ShermanismThey believe in a deity called Bill Sherman
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The sheep created the seven men of power
Knowledge Language writing science math art and history
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They have a holy drink, it is whiskey.
This thread is not for posting EMO poetry. Perhaps you're getting confused with the Knoydart Jacobites who had a distinct papist aroma?
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 11-03-2016, 11:45 PM

How could you miss the false religion of Buggery/Homerism:?

Definition: Men lusting for the dung of other men
Worships: The rectum, human waste, young boys and Satan
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 11-30-2016, 10:44 PM

A questions: the religion that the Native Americans practice today isn't Peyotism?

Also, some other neopagan movements:
Kemetism: Egyptian neopaganism.
Hellenism: Greek neopaganism.
Roman way to the gods: Italic-Roman neopaganism.
Rodnovery: Slavic neopaganism.
Natib Qadish: Semitic neopaganism.

There is also Mexicayotl, wich is a revival of the ancient Aztec religion, wich strangely is not considered pagan. The follower of this religon claim to worship a god wich is inexistent in the Aztec mythology.

Also, shouldn't Juche count as well as a religion?
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Roman way to the gods: Italic-Roman neopaganism.
You mean, Catholicism.

Thank you for publicly admitting that it is a pagan religion.
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A questions: the religion that the Native Americans practice today isn't Peyotism?

Also, some other neopagan movements:
Kemetism: Egyptian neopaganism.
Hellenism: Greek neopaganism.
Roman way to the gods: Italic-Roman neopaganism.
Rodnovery: Slavic neopaganism.
Natib Qadish: Semitic neopaganism.

There is also Mexicayotl, wich is a revival of the ancient Aztec religion, wich strangely is not considered pagan. The follower of this religon claim to worship a god wich is inexistent in the Aztec mythology.
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An Encyclopedia of the Spanish Empire's Aztec, Incan, and Mayan Conquests
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In 1524, a group of Franciscans generally referred to as "The Twelve" arrived in New Spain under the leadership of their superior, Martin de Valencia. Many, including their leader, belonged to strict groups of the Order of St. Francis that followed the Observant tradition. These were men willing to suffer for their beliefs, men filled with missionary fervor. They landed in a world imagined as the soil for the new church. This was the land that God had chosen because it was pure from the corruption of the church in Europe. It was their mission, indeed their divine calling, to prepare the indigenous population, in the eleventh hour of the world, for the second coming of Christ and the establishment of his Kingdom. They carried with them a copy of the mandate that Francisco de Los Angeles, their minister general, had given them immediately before boarding ship in Spain, telling them that they were called to prepare the way for Jesus Christ.

Only five years later, Fr. Bernardino de Sahagún followed in their footsteps. Sahagún was part of the same mendicant order as the Twelve and bearer of the same dream. He had volunteered, as was the custom, to make the journey obligated under the minister general's mandate to preach to and convert those indigenous people of New Spain living under the "yoke of the satanic thrall." It did not take long for Sahagún to come to the conclusion that the first friars had been misled and their early claims of baptisms in the thousands were wide exaggerations. The numbers had been there, but the conversions were untrue and/or incomplete. The old gods held sway.

The indigenous people of the Americas conceptualized the universe in absolutely different modes from those from those of the Spanish. Serge Gruzinski, professor of Latin American Studies, has explained that since the pre-Hispanic "conceptions of the divine was not governed by the principles of exclusive monotheism…the Christian image was integrated into the native field." It seemed natural for the Nahua to simply adopt the new God, or Gods into their already busy pantheon. It can be argued that the claims of Catholic monotheism might have not appeared as clear-cut for people who had just begun to conceptualize Christian mythology. The tripartite Christian God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, plus the Virgin Mary and the host of saints created an impression of a more plural cosmology. Plurality would then appear familiar to the multicultural people of New Spain. It was within Nahua tradition to incorporate the Gods of the victor. According to prominant scholar James Lockhart, victory was clear evidence of the power of the victor's God. "One expected a conqueror to impose his god in some fashion, without fully displacing one's own; the new god in any case always proved to be an agglomeration of attributes familiar from the local pantheon and hence easy to assimilate." To add to this, the perception of Christian polytheism, the different approaches to evangelization, and even the differences between the Franciscan and Dominican philosophical traditions, created the illusion of a shared multiplicity familiar to the Nahua.

In 1539, Don Carlos Ometochtzin, Cacique of Tezcoco, demonstrated that a plural worldview was still alive. His exposition eventually resulted in his trial and execution by an Inquisition. However, in speeches in his town, Ometochtzin explained Nahua acceptance of plurality and their use of Christianity's internal differences to validate the continuation of their own. Sahagún noted how the indigenous people, after having received the sacrament of baptism, would declare that they believed in the Catholic tripartite God: God the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, while inside they continued respecting their gods as gods, serving them, and making offerings and celebrations to them. Although the Franciscan was limited to an either-or proposition, where the Nahua either converted truthfully or lied, for the indigenous people the adoption of these new Gods was part of their tradition. It was a strategy for survival, and a way to access the potency of the new Gods. The attempt to integrate Christianity, and to establish a proper relation with the new aspects of the Supernatural, did not imply an abandonment of the old ways. The familiar gods still maintained their places and purposes. Their significance was braided with the people's identities and histories.

In Totecuyoane, the Nahuatl document that records the answers given by indigenous leaders to the first Twelve in 1524, the elders made a polite yet passionate defense of their beliefs:

. . You say
. . that we don't know
. . the Omneity of heaven and earth.
. . You say that our gods are not original.
. . That's news to us
. . and it drives us crazy.
. . It's a shock and it's a scandal,
. . for our ancestors came to earth
. . and they spoke quite differently.


The Nahua, even as they integrated Christianity, did not forsake their gods. The image is compelling: Franciscans stood on one side, convinced of the superiority and rightfulness of their vision, and with self-absorbed eloquence condemned the Nahua belief system, even mocking it at times. In their corner, they lectured the Nahua about the fallacy of their gods, demoting them all to mere demons and preaching of their damnation and the damnation of all who continued to worship them. On the other side, the Nahua elders, with delicate subtlety, presented and defended their gods. The conflict is evident, even within the highly contaminated Spanish version of events. The elders lectured the friars, defending their attachment to those they held as Teotl (Divinities): "The god called Huitzilopochtli…was very robust, of great strength, and war-like…He was like a live fire and was feared by his enemies…because of his strength and dexterity in war, the Mexicans held him in great esteem." Again, "The god Texcatlipoca was held as a true god, invisible, who was everywhere, and they said that only he understood the rules of the world." One after another the Nahua explained their gods and their significance, giving ample details of their natures, stories, and celebrations. Indigenous attachment to their Sacred did not and could not have ceased. It was imbedded in Nahua identity. The friars' perception of deceit was simplistic, as is any idea of clear conversions. A "double-mistaken-identity" logic, theorized by James Lockhart, allowed each side to perceive the other as functioning within familiar parameters. In many ways the Christianity that entered the new world reformulated by its people into something new, a hybrid, for a lack of a better term, belief system, a Nahuatlized Christianity.
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Is that helpful? No, I didn't think so but Christians will see the parallel at once. When Rome was evangelised a very similar process took place which Basilissa has alluded to. The thousands of demons you've rebadged as "saints" are indistinguishable from the variety offered by Mexican inventions, to a Mexican. Syncretism is a very unpleasant word and I won't use it here but when I see all the Romish idols currently in use by your creed in direct contravention of the Scripture you claim to follow and compare them with your pre-existing pantheon I see no greater difference than between the Roman and Greek versions; different names, updated clothing I suppose but the same demonic influence ticking away inside.

Recusant paganism or made up heathen religions would not be identified as such by papists because you're similarly envenomed, if what you say is correct. You've just added a Jesus to an older pantheon but persist with everything that went before which is not what happens if people follow The New Testament. Now that your leader is abandoning even his pretence to follow God very little remains from what I can make out. But there is one model rather similar, the big fat heifer and the little starving calf. You have already referred to it..
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God - Money. In the Capitalist religion, everything will done for money, and it is what the practitioners of capitalism care about most. An atheist may tell you that he does not believe in an god, but if he will capitalist, then his god will money. A Christian may tell you that his only god is Jesus, but if he will capitalist, then his god will also money. Money is your god in capitalism and it is a sacrament when used for buy consumer items that you don't need.

Sin - A big part in any religion is the forgoing of sin, in Christianity, homosexuality, masturbation, fornication, etc. are considered sin. A similar case is in capitalism, where practitioners are expected to turn away from the sins of charity and compassion for a human fellow being. If a capitalist sees somebody giving money to an homeless personality, his response should be to scold and say "You're stopping his incentive to benefit himself" or "You know he will use it to buy drugs, right?" This is because in capitalism, selfishness is a virtue.

Tithing - Most religions promote tithing, in fact, according to my reputation, the reason I have going to hell is because I have "rejected Christ and tithing to landover". Some religions like Scientology will ask money before you can join. In capitalism, there are two forms of tithing: voluntary and forced. Voluntary tithing is encouraged by a form of propaganda called advertising, encouraging the proletariat to buy product they don't need. The money is then pocketed by the greedy capitalist. The other form of tithing is your taxes. Rather than being giving to services that are beneficial to society like healthcare, education, etc. they are instead used to fund illegal wars, Israeli apartheid, and the right-wing liberal fascist capitalist Rothschild banks.

Sects - In the three major abrahamic faiths, Judaism, Christianity and Islam, it is basically the same story. However, Jews, Christians and Muslims nevertheless feel so much hostility towards each other, and this is shown with the sects within these religions as well (e.g. Catholic and Protest-Ant). In Capitalism, there are two major sects: Liberalism (the so-called "left" of the political spectrum, that is, in reality, centre-right) and Conservatism (the right of the political spectrum). The division within these sects are shown in 2016 USA presidential election. Despite both Shillary Clinton and Donald Dump holding pretty much the same policies in regards to civil liberties, fracking, war, corporate bailouts, police state, etc. the Liberals and Conservatives loved one and hated the other to an extremity.


Sacrifice - In Christianity, Christians believe Jesus Christ died for their sins on the cross (John 3:16-18). In a similar fashion, Capitalists celebrate the soldiers who died in manufactured wars for profit such as Word War 1, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Iraq War, etc. They are heralded as heroes and any claim that they died in vain is met with hostility.


Devil - In Capitalism, the Devil is Socialism and Socialist Republics such as the USSR, Mao China, Vietnam and the DPRK. Whenever somebody like Bernie Sanders or Jeremy Corbyn advocated socialism, the Capitalist always says "Go to North Korea, then!!" or something of the equivalent. This is in a similar fashion to a Christian telling an Atheist to go to Hell. Whenever somebody asks for evidence of the so-called human rights violations of North Korea, or evidence for the so-called 100 million deaths due to communism, it is almost exactly parallel to an Atheist asking for the evidence of God or hell. The answer is either:
A - "You can't prove that it didn't happen!" (This removal of the burden of proof from the one make the claim is akin to Christians asking Atheists for proof of God's existence)
B - "It says so in the news!" (Just like the Christian go "It says so in the Bible!")
C - "North Korean refugees have told us all about it! They've lived in North Korea! Have you?" (Just like Ken Ham asking Bill Nye, "Were you there?" On the question of these so-called refugees, they are degenerate liars seeking to profit off of their sob-stories which are absurd, contradictory and slanderous, especially considering the large amount of other refugees who end up defecting back to the DPRK as life in the west was nowhere near as "free" as they though it was. We have no more reason to believe their crocodile tears than we do the toothy smile of the crafty televangelist, when at the end of the day, both go home with big bags of money)


Salvation - Capitalism relies on this precept. Just as the Christian has to embrace Jesus Christ to escape from sin, the proletariat under Capitalism must accept their Capitalist masters, their corporate lobbyist owners and the decadent media as their saviours. They must read their holy scripture (aka: Murdoch-owned newspapers) every day and accept every word of it. They must keep their heads down. Vote in their "democratic" elections, but not for any candidate that isn't a puppet, otherwise they're "wasting their vote"! Obey, Consume, Conform, Reproduce. Capitalism is love. Capitalism is life. Capitalism is liberty. Capitalism is freedom. You are free. YOU ARE FREE. YOU. ARE. FREE. Aren't you glad you don't live in North Korea? They're so tyannous and undemocratic! Let's watch some more Reality TV!


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I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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How do you account for higher real wages under capitalist systems than their until recently communist counterparts?

Note I said counterparts. So compare Russia/America, not Lichtenstein/Macau.
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How do you account for higher real wages under capitalist systems than their until recently communist counterparts?

Note I said counterparts. So compare Russia/America, not Lichtenstein/Macau.
That's easy, capitalist propaganda.


Nevertheless, pseudo-communist countries are rising the wages more steadily than capitalist ones:




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Nevertheless, pseudo-communist countries are rising the wages more steadily than capitalist ones:


You can prove pretty much anything if you choose your starting and finishing dates with care.

Look: here's incontrovertible evidence of global warming!


Average monthly temperature in New Haven, CT. Source: Yale University


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You can prove pretty much anything if you choose your starting and finishing dates with care.

Look: here's incontrovertible evidence of global warming!


Average monthly temperature in New Haven, CT. Source: Yale University
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I was hoping for a rebuke including Bible verses. My bad.

Your own religion of communism is far more dangerous than any of the other false religious cults. Communists usually deny that they are members of any religion and say that there is no God and no Jesus. Meanwhile they parade around with large pictures of Joe Stalin, Karl Marx, Chairman Mao, Hillary Clinton and Kim Il-Sung, as part of your cult of personality. It is these demons that you worship. Your theology of making everyone poor except the glorious leadership of your progressive and advanced religion is thicker with mumbo jumbo than the Roman Catholic religion. God (yes, there is a God) hates you and He will send every one of you to Hell, there to languish in the flaming pit with Jimmy Carter, Vlad Lenin and all the rest of your pantheon. If you do not reject the false and pagan religion of communism/socialism, you will burn and justly so.


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