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Default Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-26-2017, 10:31 AM

This is one of the few difficult political decisions for me. While I am firmly in favor of children being allowed to pack heat, the same cannot be said for your average housewife. So, when I get a wife, here's the pivotal question. Should she be allowed to own a gun?

Of course, while I'm there I'd have sole access to the firearms, but knowing how women are tempted to get themselves "raped" anytime criminal breaks in, I feel it is important for her to have some means to defend herself so she can't as easily have plausible deniability.


Plus, who knows, even a broken clock is right twice a day. Maybe if she fires off enough rounds she could eventually hit a criminal. Additionally, my neighbors have noisy dogs, and while I wouldn't personally go after them out of respect for "the law" and all that mumbo jumbo, I can't help it if my wife accidentally were to shoot one (or both!) of those annoying mutts accidentally, could I?


I'd keep the gun locked up while I'm in the house and only unlock it while I'm away at work. Though even this brings up potential problems. I'm worried she might mistake the gun for the TV remote and go blasting away at my television, or mistake it for a kitchen mixing machine and start blasting away my dinner.


I feel like my home should have some sort of defense, and she'd probably be the most qualified person in the home to handle a gun while I'm away, at least until a potential future son I have turns 3-4, and barring the happenstance that the family pet happens to be particularly smart and picks up on its training well.


I've considered the possibility that I'm being too lenient with the age requirement as well. While a wife might potentially freeze up and shriek upon seeing a burglar, a toddler, if it had an aptitude for weapons would probably continue to fire off randomly, perhaps this could produce an increased accuracy. It's difficult to know for sure without testing it. Maybe some sort of machine that just fired off a gun at random intervals in random directions while I'm away could also have a similar effect of scaring criminals off. Though again, I'm concerned my TV, dinner, computer etc. would be placed in jeopardy by a machine like this. So I'm open to ideas.


On one hand, I'm in favor of arming anything in everything in sight, on the other, I'm strongly opposed to giving women additional rights. So I hope you can understand the conundrum I'm in.
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Guns Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-26-2017, 11:18 AM

Brother Warrior!

Such an interesting question! Of course, this is up to Jesus to decide. We can preliminarily assess His feelings towards this issue by examining His bestselling autobiography, the Bible! As God had not yet distributed firearms to His Troops (i.e., us True Christians™), we must turn to other type of weaponry to answer this question. The obvious story that immediately springs to mind is that of Deborah! This exciting story tells us how God sometimes uses women as His tools when it is necessary to distribute the capital punishment!

Judges 4:9
And she said, I will surely go with thee: notwithstanding the journey that thou takest shall not be for thine honour; for the
LORD shall sell Sisera into the hand of a woman. And Deborah arose, and went with Barak to Kedesh.


Deborah was among those who led the battle against Sisera, a man with a sissy name, and her strategies were very effective.

Judges 4:17
Howbeit Sisera fled away on his feet to the tent of
Jael the wife of Heber the Kenite: for there was peace between Jabin the king of Hazor and the house of Heber the Kenite.

Jael turns out to be a badass!

Judges 4:21
Then
Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.


AND we're told who was the puppet master behind all this scheming!

Judges 4:23
So
God subdued on that day Jabin the king of Canaan before the children of Israel.


This is acceptable (see the Godly image below)!


It was God. It was Jesus. Jesus orchestrated this slaying of enemy by female hands. This gives us a lot to think about, doesn't it?! In fact, there are two pivotal issues embedded within Jesus's narrative that we must take into account if we are to distribute firearms to women!
  • Women can perform righteous homicide when necessary.
  • It is God who orders this kind of homicide (similar to all kinds either by direct orders or by silent acceptance).
This means that yes, women could potentially carry firearms, if God tells them to do so. The only women that can receive this kind of communication from Jesus are our women: The True Christian™ Ladies. The people to channel the Will of Jesus to us are our Pastors. Thus, they know if a woman is a True Christian™ or not. If they have accepted a women into the midst of those who shall one day feast with Jesus Christ in Heaven (Revelation 19:7), that woman can fire a firearm for Jesus. All other women, i.e., sinners, should of course not carry firearm.

This is not acceptable (see the Satanic image below)!


This further emphasizes the notion that we True Christians™ are extraordinary in every way. That is no surprise. Jesus is our Way (John 14:6).


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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-26-2017, 01:16 PM

So we need a new option: only True Christian women, and with a permit from the Pastor and the husband.That is all the background check we need.
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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-26-2017, 01:56 PM

Before you start asking those kinds of questions, you might want to consider whether the person whose gun you want to take away is actually holding a gun.


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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-26-2017, 02:44 PM

I would only give firearms to women who get regularly beaten by their husbands. It is easy to know why: Without beating women will fall for the sin. Sin+Firearms+Women=Very bad.
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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-26-2017, 11:23 PM

Anyone should carry a gun at a moments notice and be prepared to use it even quicker.

It may cause a few extra infant mortalities around the home but that is a small price to pay for freedom from the Tranny of St George III of England.

Wasn't a war fought and won for that very same sanctimony? Did William Pullman fight for nothing?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-27-2017, 01:25 PM

Since we allow suspected terrorists to own guns, we must let women have them as well so they can protect themselves from radical Islamic terror.
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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-27-2017, 07:05 PM

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Brother Warrior!

This further emphasizes the notion that we True Christians™ are extraordinary in every way. That is no surprise. Jesus is our Way (John 14:6).

Yours in Christ,

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Romans 12:3 KJV


For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.


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Romans 12:3 KJV


For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.


Paul called himself the least of the apostles. Remember this.
Absolutely. Paul made quite a bit of fuss over how humble he was.


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Absolutely. Paul made quite a bit of fuss over how humble he was.
Verily, Sister! Paul was very clear to give us his curriculum vitae in almost every single letter that he wrote to the early True Christians™ stating that he had received direct communication from Jesus!

Ephesians 1:1
Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ by the will of God, to the saints which are at Ephesus, and to the faithful in Christ Jesus:

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Romans 12:3 KJV

For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.

Paul called himself the least of the apostles. Remember this.
Now we can help this Helper person. Let us consider the Paul part first. Wouldn't it have been nice if this person had included the proper verse into this very post. Obviously, we don't need it but many unsaved persons who trespass our Godly Forum might benefit from it!

1 Corinthians 15:9
For I am the least of the apostles, that am not meet to be called an apostle, because I persecuted the church of God.


OK. Issue solved! The Helper person was right! We didn't know our Bible! Or is it? Stop the press, for there is more!

2 Corinthians 11:4-5
For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him. For I suppose I was not a whit behind the very chiefest apostles.


OK. Paul is the least and the chiefest of the Apostles. Many false Churches do not assess this issue as it seems contradictory to the Unsaved Mind. For us, it only takes some Biblical knowledge to resolve this apparent dilemma.

Matthew 20:16
So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

In fact, by being the last Apostle, Paul is in fact the greatest. He knows his stuff directly from Jesus so he can boast. He even admits as much.

2 Corinthians 11:16-17

I say again, Let no man think me a fool; if otherwise, yet as a fool receive me, that I may boast myself a little. That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord, but as it were foolishly, in this confidence of boasting.


Compared to Jesus he is less than the least but when using his skills to rebuke the Corinthians, it is OK to use the rhetoric at the same level as those who trespass. This is astonishingly clear once you're Saved and/or know your Bible.

As for the second verse indicated by this Helper person...

Romans 12:3
For I say, through the grace given unto me, to every man that is among you, not to think of himself more highly than he ought to think; but to think soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man the measure of faith.


OK. We are not supposed to think or ourselves more highly than we ought to think. This leads to the question how much ought we to think or ourselves: Us, True Christians™, who have chosen Jesus and who have been chosen by Jesus? The only place where to find answers to this question is inevitably the Bible! What does it say?

1 Peter 2:9
But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:


Chosen. Royal. Holy, Peculiar. I'd say this merit the use of the word "extraordinary", don't you think? Even secular dictionaries support this definition in addition to Jesus.
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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-29-2017, 04:34 PM

That one time my wife got hold of one of my guns she almost accidentally shot me 6 times. So the answer here is very easy.

NO! NO! NO!


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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-29-2017, 08:23 PM

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That one time my wife got hold of one of my guns she almost accidentally shot me 6 times. So the answer here is very easy.

NO! NO! NO!
That was only three "nos". If someone can't drop their target with six shots, than yeah, take away their gun.

But I am a much better shot than that. Even with a measly .22, when one goes through the throat, and the second two tear through the same hole in the heart , the last three holes are just for decoration.


If someone can get close enough to grab for my gun after taking that many rounds, I'll jam the butt end of the pistol right up into their taint. Then I will smash in their nose and break a cheekbone if need be, but Nobody. Gets. My. Gun.


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Gun Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-31-2017, 08:29 PM

In my extensive experience, women can barely handle an iron or a personal massager without having an 'episode'. I am sure most women would end up shooting themselves in the cooter.

Women bake, men shoot. simple.


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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 07-31-2017, 09:41 PM

You know that groove that directly under your nose that leads down to the middle of your upper lip? It's called a "philtrum".

I always aim for that as my target. If the shot misses high, I get the bridge of the nose. If the shot goes low, I get the throat. Even a smallish bullet to those areas tends to inflict something a mite more serious than an "inconvenience".


And medical "science" insists that the philtrum has no "apparent function."


Jesus knows why He put it there.


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You know that groove that directly under your nose that leads down to the middle of your upper lip? It's called a "philtrum".

I always aim for that as my target. If the shot misses high, I get the bridge of the nose. If the shot goes low, I get the throat. Even a smallish bullet to those areas tends to inflict something a mite more serious than an "inconvenience".


And medical "science" insists that the philtrum has no "apparent function."


Jesus knows why He put it there.
Sister, that's very impressive! Praise be to Jesus! Maybe with the pastors permission, you have a gun-use for ladies lesson on here so the rest of us can learn how to defend ourselves against mooslim terrorists?


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Default Re: Should women be allowed to carry firearms? - 08-01-2017, 01:07 AM

I remember being at a Trump Rally and one of those Fake News CNN reporters came up to a lady next to me about how they felt about there being no gun control. The lady had one of the most brilliant comments of all time. She said "Just imagine Hillary Clinton being charge of the nuclear codes! She could be on her period and end up nuking the whole earth! The same goes for guns! You give a woman a gun and she's on her period bein all moody and like, she'll shoot you dead in the face without a second thought!"



In my honest opinion, it's important that only men carry firearms. That argument has stuck with me to this very day.
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I remember being at a Trump Rally and one of those Fake News CNN reporters came up to a lady next to me about how they felt about there being no gun control. The lady had one of the most brilliant comments of all time. She said "Just imagine Hillary Clinton being charge of the nuclear codes! She could be on her period and end up nuking the whole earth! The same goes for guns! You give a woman a gun and she's on her period bein all moody and like, she'll shoot you dead in the face without a second thought!"



In my honest opinion, it's important that only men carry firearms. That argument has stuck with me to this very day.
Hillary Clinton has long stopped ovulating. In fact, I find myself thinking that some far-fetched genetic engineering tricks were used so that she could "reproduce" herself.

So, putting aside the validity of that woman's first observation, let's address the second. The Bible instructs women who are menstruating to go off and be by themselves during that time. So, if a woman does what God tells her to in the Bible, and everyone else with an ounce of sense leaves her alone as per Biblical directive, then they don't have to worry about being shot by a hormonally deranged female.

That being said, "dead in the face" is an apt expression. As I have alluded before--more than one time on this thread as well as other times in different threads--when I shoot, I usually hit a spot on the vertical axis between the middle of the forehead and the center of the larynx.

So, it seems to me that honest opinions tend to seep out of holes in skulls and brilliant comments are hard to make with a shattered voicebox.


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