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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-11-2014, 03:44 PM
I don't know why Jesus waited so long on this one. He has finally seen it fit to send Shirley Temple to hell.
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Shirley Temple Black, who as a dimpled, precocious and determined little girl in the 1930s sang and tap-danced her way to a height of Hollywood stardom and worldwide fame that no other child has reached, died on Monday night at her home in Woodside, Calif. She was 85.
Her publicist, Cheryl Kagan, confirmed her death.
Ms. Black returned to the spotlight in the 1960s in the surprising new role of diplomat, but in the popular imagination she would always be America’s darling of the Depression years, when in 23 motion pictures her sparkling personality and sunny optimism lifted spirits and made her famous. From 1935 to 1939 she was the most popular movie star in America, with Clark Gable a distant second. She received more mail than Greta Garbo and was photographed more often than President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
The little girl with 56 perfect blonde ringlets and an air of relentless determination was so precocious that the usually unflappable Adolphe Menjou, her co-star in her first big hit, “Little Miss Marker,” described her as “an Ethel Barrymore at 6” and said she was “making a stooge out of me.”
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-11-2014, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
I don't know why Jesus waited so long on this one. He has finally seen it fit to send Shirley Temple to hell.
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The millions of men who suffered from sex addiction due to this sluts pornography can finally rest easy.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-11-2014, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
He has finally seen it fit to send Shirley Temple to hell.
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Few people know this, but she was an insistent associate of Negros, as well.
They're always lurking around the edge of her movies....and sometimes front and center ! !
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-11-2014, 07:01 PM
Wait, I'm remembering now Shirl was a Good Republican AND supported the "war" in Viet Nam.
Is she in Heaven or hell ? ? ?
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-14-2014, 01:53 AM
Another dead Jooish comic gets sent to .
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(CNN) -- Sid Caesar, whose clever, anarchic comedy on such programs as "Your Show of Shows" and "Caesar's Hour" helped define the 1950s "Golden Age of Television," has died. He was 91.
A friend of the family, actor Rudy De Luca, did not know the exact cause of death, but said Caesar had respiratory problems and other health problems for several years.
Caesar became famous for "Your Show of Shows," which went on the air in 1950. It lasted four years and was followed by "Caesar's Hour," which combined sketches, musical revues and situation comedy.
more at link....
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/12/showbiz/sid-caesar-dead/
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Who's laughing now? Why, of course.
Enjoy , Sid!
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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Fisher of Men
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-14-2014, 06:49 AM
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Is she in Heaven or hell ? ? ?
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She divorced and remarried, in direct violation of Matthew 19:9. She therefore takes her place among her fellow adulteresses, being spit-roasted over a bowl of embers while satan's minions prod her with red-hot pokers. A fitting end for one who ushered in the age of children dancing lewdly on the big screen...
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-14-2014, 07:43 AM
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Another dead Jooish comic gets sent to .
Who's laughing now? Why, of course.
Enjoy , Sid!
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That's really shocking. I thought he died thirty years ago.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-14-2014, 01:35 PM
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Wait, I'm remembering now Shirl was a Good Republican AND supported the "war" in Viet Nam.
Is she in Heaven or hell ? ? ?
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Please tell me they didn't bury her in that gorgeous dress. I have to have it even if I have to alter it. Or perhaps someone can help me find the fabric so I can make one. Stunning!
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-16-2014, 11:19 PM
'Waltons' actor Ralph Waite dies at age 85
Just goes to show you, the LORD isn't fooled when men pretend to be decent Christians for appearances, or to foster a self-delusion of goodness. A Presbyterian and Democrat, Waite tried to lead his state into ruin by running as a Democrat for a U.S. representative seat that includes Palm Springs. The LORD smote him by making him lose to Mary Bono, the widow of former Democrat, pot-head and "Sonny and Cher" star Sonny Bono.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-16-2014, 11:22 PM
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So drunk, he can't hold up his friggin' coffee cup.
Sad.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-17-2014, 03:28 PM
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Good night Ralphie boy.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-18-2014, 06:58 PM
Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.
http://www.billboard.com/articles/ne...ale-dies-at-61
GLORY!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-18-2014, 07:21 PM
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Oh, good, now maybe he can "de-evolve" into one of Satan's party ewes.
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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Fisher of Men
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-19-2014, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.
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Anytime a musician or otherwise talented artist neglects to use their God-given abilities to bring glory to His Kingdom, they deserve no sympathy from True Christians™. Instead of promoting masturbation, he could have been promoting prayer in the classroom. To say he blew his chance at Salvation is to put it mildly. Now he has all eternity to think about what could have been.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-23-2014, 02:47 AM
Thankfully, Maria Von Trapp is finally dead at 99. I can't think of a better candidate for the Hell Train.
The Von Trapps could have been patriotic German citizens. But no, they tip toed out of the country.
Then, adding insult to injury, they cashed in by getting royalties from the Sound of Music. Anyone who exploits their heritage for money has a seat on the Hell Train.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...-at-99-2014222
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-24-2014, 10:39 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-24-2014, 10:51 PM
He was a joo, so he'll end up in Hell for rejecting Jesus.
(John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-24-2014, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
He was a joo, so he'll end up in Hell for rejecting Jesus.
(John 3:18) "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God."
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Whose He gunna call?
Not JESUS. His people killed JESUS.
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Descended from Rapes
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-25-2014, 07:36 AM
See you all in Hell boys!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-25-2014, 04:22 PM
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See you all in Hell boys!
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LOL! I bet he's afraid of the Holy Ghost!
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