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Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 08:02 AM
I'm so hoping he will visit us for His birthday.
I will prostrate myself at His feet.
I will leap into His arms and hug Him like there is no tomorrow.
I will weep tears of joy into His lap.
I want Him to touch me as no one has touched me before.
I am so excited just thinking of the prospect of coming face-to-face with my Saviour.
Please Jesus, Come to me, Come to us at LBC for your birthday.
Would you like a cake?
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 08:28 AM
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 08:42 AM
That is a magnificent cake, brother. Can it accommodate 2000+ candles?
I pray that when Jesus manifests on His birthday, at least one very special member of His entourage accompanies Him:
It ain't a party without Kirk Cameron!
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 08:45 AM
At a little over 2000 years old, I figure that blowing out 2000 candles might be a little hard on Him (that's more than 20 times my mother's age, and she couldn't blow out one candle). I think He'll enjoy the cake without candles.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
I'm so hoping he will visit us for His birthday.
I will prostrate myself at His feet.
I will leap into His arms and hug Him like there is no tomorrow.
I will weep tears of joy into His lap.
I want Him to touch me as no one has touched me before.
I am so excited just thinking of the prospect of coming face-to-face with my Saviour.
Please Jesus, Come to me, Come to us at LBC for your birthday.
Would you like a cake?
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I hear ya, Jim Farmer!!
Like you, my friend. I've been wanting to take him (Jesus) to the hidden cabin near the swamp - where me and my cousin used to spend the night together- and proclaim my love to him in there... as a Christian.
So yeap... you can come along if you want to.
Just please don't bring anything with ya, cause I got everything sorted. I'll have with me my remington, colt and some ropes just incase that we get bored and wanted to hunt for wild pigs.
Merry Christmast & God bless
Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 09:02 AM
Unfortunately, I think He may be a little too busy for that. There are just too many people who want to worship Him.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 12:56 PM
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Unfortunately, I think He may be a little too busy for that. There are just too many people who want to worship Him.
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I could make do with an appearance by Brother Cameron!
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 01:16 PM
That would be the best Christmas ever if Jesus would come back and take us with him.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 01:39 PM
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That would be the best Christmas ever if Jesus would come back and take us with him.
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One thing's for sure - he won't be taking you back with him!
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 01:41 PM
Lol, there is no way y'all can make me doubt my salvation, no matter what you say. I have placed my faith in Christ to save me, not you guys.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 01:52 PM
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Lol, there is no way y'all can make me doubt my salvation, no matter what you say. I have placed my faith in Christ to save me, not you guys.
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- We (this includes you!) have to use the entire, unaltered Bible. (Deuteronomy 4:2, Revelation 22:18-19, Psalm 12:6-7)
- Almost everyone (this includes you!) will go to Hell. (Matthew 7:13-14)
- God hates sinners (this includes you!). (Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42, Deuteronomy 12:31)
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 01:54 PM
Lol, you are all full of it. Good thing I don't have to rely on you to save me, or I'd be up the perverbial creek.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 02:57 PM
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Lol, you are all full of it. Good thing I don't have to rely on you to save me, or I'd be up the perverbial creek.
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Is that the way you get your jollies, by abusing the elderly?
I pray that when Jesus returns you don't treat Him the same way just because He's old.
YiC,
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-23-2014, 03:08 PM
I am most certain that Jesus will communicate with us as He does on a daily basis with our beloved pastor Ezekiel! I also hope next Christmas I'll be entertaining Him in person with my witty anecdotes and exciting stories in Heavenly Joy!
Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-25-2014, 12:33 PM
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That is a magnificent cake, brother. Can it accommodate 2000+ candles?
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Well, what about this cake then?
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-25-2014, 04:12 PM
I certainly hope so!
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-25-2014, 05:09 PM
Oh Dear, Sweet, Holy, Loving, Immaculate, Kind, Gracious, Beautiful Savior:
It would be such a pleasure to greet you on Your Day! Won't you once again grace this forum with a visit? Not only do I promise my eternal devotion, but I ordered a new pair of sandals for Your Feet, Lord!
Surely I am the purest, most sinless among the women of Landover. I promise You plenty of pie. I'll even introduce You to Kirk Cameron - if You don't tell anyone he's at my home.
Lovingly, on my knees with head bowed,
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
12-26-2014, 02:55 AM
I am.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
11-09-2015, 10:01 PM
Jesus never even comes to his birthday party what a *** potty language *** honestly, I mean we make all this stuff for him and he just sits his *** potty language *** on heaven and refuse to come down...
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Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 11-09-2015 at 10:31 PM.
Reason: Potty mouth.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance? -
11-09-2015, 10:33 PM
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Jesus never even comes to his birthday party what a *** potty language *** honestly, I mean we make all this stuff for him and he just sits his *** potty language *** on heaven and refuse to come down...
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