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What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-03-2010, 10:39 PM
I was informed earlier that I had mistaken Denmark for the Netherlands. It's not the same thing? I thought that's where all that Aesops fables stuff all came from.
They're both two cities that fought against the NAZIs in WWII, right? And they both have dykes that keep the cities dry?
Maybe if I knew some of the differences I'd be able to tell them apart.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-03-2010, 10:52 PM
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Maybe if I knew some of the differences I'd be able to tell them apart.
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It's easy: they have wooden shoes and windmills in Denmark.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-03-2010, 11:01 PM
I thought they were the same country, just different names. Like they are also called the Dutch so Denmark (Dutch = Den) makes sense. Sort of like calling people from Iowa "Corn Huskers" or Ohio "Hoosiers" or North Carolinians "Tarheels"
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-03-2010, 11:02 PM
Netherlands has more prostitutes.
Denmark has more heroin addicts.
Netherlands has more pedophiles.
Denmark has slightly hairier women.
I think both countries have similar bestiality rates.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-03-2010, 11:06 PM
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It's easy: they have wooden shoes and windmills in Denmark.
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I thought that the people in Finland had the wooden shoes.
Who has the city of Amsterdam? Don't tell me its Norway right. Why not just lump Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and what ever ass backwards country I missed into one country. We could just call it Dumdassland.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-04-2010, 12:53 AM
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It's easy: they have wooden shoes and windmills in Denmark.
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Gosh, I thought they both had wooden shoes. The japs have wooden shoes too though....
AND Japan has windmills! A LOT OF THEM!
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-04-2010, 07:17 AM
People told me Denmark was the capital of the Netherlands.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-04-2010, 08:27 AM
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People told me Denmark was the capital of the Netherlands.
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Hmm, I though Zealand was the capital of Denmark, as it was a Dutch chap (Abel Tasman) who discovered New Zealand; I've heard that the Denmarkish often like to be referred to as "Dutch". The Netherlands is where we get "nether regions" from.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-04-2010, 08:32 AM
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Hmm, I though Zealand was the capital of Denmark, as it was a Dutch chap (Abel Tasman) who discovered New Zealand; I've heard that the Denmarkish often like to be referred to as "Dutch". The Netherlands is where we get "nether regions" from.
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And also "Dutch Ovens".
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-04-2010, 09:42 AM
The Netherlands is a flat country with lieberal views and an unpronounceable language that is famous for its bacon, beer and cheese, whereas Denmark is a flat country with lieberal views and an unpronounceable language that is famous for its bacon, beer and cheese. However, politically, The Netherlands has a monarch and a coalition government in contrast to Denmark that has a monarch and a coalition government.
For anyone who is still confused, may I suggest they remember that both countries drive on the same side of the road and use metric measurements.
I hope that clears up the matter.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 11:26 AM
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I thought they were the same country.
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AHhahahah! I love how Americans show how smart they are!
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 01:04 PM
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 01:33 PM
Upon further research, I found some more differences;
* while children in both country are slower than average to achieve toilet training, Danish children take some what longer than the Dutch
* Danish toddlers and children are slightly more likely to eat their own boogers, the Dutch more likely to eat other children's.
* Dutch toddlers are somewhat more likely to wet the bed, the Danish children prefer to soil theirs
* Catholic priests prefer Danish children to molest, but curiously, the Dutch children are less likely to report the abuse
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 03:10 PM
http://scottandholman.files.wordpres...europe-map.jpg
If you look at the center of this map, you may see the location of these two countries. You may learn something about Europe too.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 03:20 PM
Pastor Ezekiel gave me a warning to teach you guys something.
Great work! I think it's positive think that Americans don't
know even basic things about Europe, and they don't want to know.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 04:13 PM
Did any of you get geographic education?
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 04:24 PM
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Did any of you get geographic education?
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 04:27 PM
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Why not just lump Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and what ever ass backwards country I missed into one country. We could just call it Dumdassland.
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that idea has been around quite some time, it's called America.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 04:31 PM
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that idea has been around quite some time, it's called America.
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And why do you think this? Why do you hate Jesus so much? I sense a lot of anger in your posts.
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Re: What is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands? -
06-19-2010, 08:14 PM
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And why do you think this? Why do you hate Jesus so much? I sense a lot of anger in your posts.
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Dirks comment had nothing to do with Jesus and still you pull out something like that. Face it, you got Pwned!
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