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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Have you been eating to many danish pastries.
What part of the Bible does "Fasten your helmet fools!" come from.
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Have you been lacking oxygen to your brain?
It comes from the part where God tells the world that fanatics such as yourself, aren't welcome in heaven because they misinterpret the bible.
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
You keep trying to avoid my questions and statements and try to get me angry by saying stuff that isn't true. You're sad and pathetic and most of all, God ain't gonna let a hatemonger and ignorant idiot like you into heaven.
Luk dog røven din klamme so, jeg skriver kraftedeme hvad jeg vil her!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:22 AM
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Oh yes, absolutely. An American citizen and a filthy dane. What has the world come to? So I'm just some other no-good breed?
To your information, I am an American as well as Danish citizen
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:23 AM
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Have you been lacking oxygen to your brain?
It comes from the part where God tells the world that fanatics such as yourself, aren't welcome in heaven because they misinterpret the bible.
Seriously, what's wrong with you?
You keep trying to avoid my questions and statements and try to get me angry by saying stuff that isn't true. You're sad and pathetic and most of all, God ain't gonna let a hatemonger and ignorant idiot like you into heaven.
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What are you confused about. You were the one that put the comment "fasten you helmet fools" It does not make any sense.
Do you own a Volvo and shop at Ikea.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirk
Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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When have I said that I hate Jesus?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
What are you confused about. You were the one that put the comment "fasten you helmet fools" It does not make any sense.
Do you own a Volvo and shop at Ikea.
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It's a Danish quote...
And no, I dont own a Volvo (even though they're awesome).
IKEA is awesome too <3
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by The AntiAmerican Dane
It's a Danish quote...
And no, I dont own a Volvo (even though they're awesome).
IKEA is awesome too <3
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I made some danish pastries today, I had one left over so I thought I would give to you. I hope it calms you down.
You should not yell at women though.
So why don't you own a Volvo. I sometimes shop at IKEA
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:43 AM
That was not nice writing such trash in your signature.
"Close but your ass not danish, I write f***ing what I want here!
Especially after I gave you that gift.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
I made some danish pastries today, I had one left over so I thought I would give to you. I hope it calms you down.
You should not yell at women though.
So why don't you own a Volvo. I sometimes shop at IKEA
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Ohhh thank you
I had some common sense left over, so i thought I would give it to you. I hope it can help you.
How am I yelling?
Why I don't own a Volvo? Because they're extremely expensive
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by The AntiAmerican Dane
Ohhh thank you
I had some common sense left over, so i thought I would give it to you. I hope it can help you.
How am I yelling?
Why I don't own a Volvo? Because they're extremely expensive
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That is very rude comment about common sense. I am trying to be nice to you but you make it very hard.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
That is very rude comment about common sense. I am trying to be nice to you but you make it very hard.
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Umm.. When have you been trying to be nice to me?
You tell me that I worship pastries, that Denmark is a town in Australia and that Volvo's and IKEA come from Denmark. How is that nice/correct in any way?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by The AntiAmerican Dane
Umm.. When have you been trying to be nice to me?
You tell me that I worship pastries, that Denmark is a town in Australia and that Volvo's and IKEA come from Denmark. How is that nice/correct in any way?
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You are getting angry again. Is there nothing that makes you happy.
Denmark is so a town in Australia I gave you the link to prove it. I will give it again
http://www.denmark.com.au/
I gave you that pastry
You should change your signature before you get into trouble
"Close but your ass not danish, I write f***ing what I want here!
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
You are getting angry again. Is there nothing that makes you happy.
Denmark is so a town in Australia I gave you the link to prove it. I will give it again
http://www.denmark.com.au/
I gave you that pastry
You should change your signature before you get into trouble
"Close but your ass not danish, I write f***ing what I want here!
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according to the signature the correct translation is "shut up bitch I f****** write what I want"
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by mosh_mosh
according to the signature the correct translation is "shut up bitch I f****** write what I want"
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So you have come on here to abuse women also.
Why don't you shut up and go read your bible.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
So you have come on here to abuse women also.
Why don't you shut up and go read your bible.
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I didn't come here to abuse anyone, I just translated his signature correctly for you
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 11:42 AM
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Why don't you shut up and go read your bible.
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Why don't you go back to your chords?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by mosh_mosh
Why don't you go back to your chords?
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Stop playing your silly games
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Stop playing your silly games
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You are the silly one here
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:15 PM
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You are the silly one here
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No friend, you are. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Alex
No friend, you are. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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I don't believ in jesus because I have other thing to do
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
07-23-2010, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by mosh_mosh
according to the signature the correct translation is "shut up bitch I f****** write what I want"
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You have a filthy mouth young lady. I hope you know that it will be extremely difficult for you to find a husband with a language like that.
Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
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