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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 03-15-2011, 01:02 AM

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There is something racist about forcing black people to undergo a program to stop being black. And a lot of what I've read you say about other cultures and races seems to be racist. One person called a black person a spear-thrower, for example.
Nobody is forcing anybody to receive Christ's forgiveness and repent. We are only facilitating the opportunity. Praise God!!!


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Thumbs down Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 03-15-2011, 10:41 PM

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Nobody is forcing anybody to receive Christ's forgiveness and repent. We are only facilitating the opportunity.
... as long as there is a secular law, that does not allow the stoning of infidels ...
you know, most people don't consider a painfull death as an option
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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 03-16-2011, 02:27 AM

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You are appalled by racism? Funny. I would think anyone who supports slavery is extroardinarily racist.
What does slavery have to do with race?

Conquering people have enslaved people of different AND THE SAME race for centuries. They still do, in Africa. The ancient Hebrews (Jews, that is) used to enslave people they conquered, and also sell their own children into slavery.

Slavery has nothing to do with race, you bigot.
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There is something racist about forcing black people to undergo a program to stop being black.
Nobody has forced any black people to choose Salvation over the Negro Lifestyle, just as nobody forced Professor Gossamer Bessemer to give up the Sodomite Deathstyle.

They choose Jesus, instead of their wicked ways. You object to black folk seeking salvation?

Why do you want all black people to spend eternity in Hell?


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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 03-16-2011, 09:05 PM

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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 03-17-2011, 02:59 AM

Thas right. Feckin' rat.


That would be an ecumenical matter.
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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 05-23-2011, 09:57 AM

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I do not care what ethniticuty a slave it, be it a nigra, joo, messica, gook, spic, wop, mick, injun. They are all the same in Gods and my eyes.
So you wouldn't mind much if a caucasian was sold into slavery, right?

I mean, if their "ethniticuty", or spelled correctly: their ethnicity doesn't matter to you, then that would be fine, correct?
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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 05-24-2011, 02:57 AM

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So you wouldn't mind much if a caucasian was sold into slavery, right?

I mean, if their "ethniticuty", or spelled correctly: their ethnicity doesn't matter to you, then that would be fine, correct?
Why, are you volunteering?


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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 05-25-2011, 06:42 AM

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So you wouldn't mind much if a caucasian was sold into slavery, right?

I mean, if their "ethniticuty", or spelled correctly: their ethnicity doesn't matter to you, then that would be fine, correct?
Do you really think there have never been white slaves? Wow, has liebral education degraded this badly?


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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 05-27-2011, 03:51 PM

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Actually, I heard from a trusted source that "the Lord" was aiming for a fake Christian planted troll and missed.

Aiming those death rays is tricky buiness and sometimes collateral damage results. But the great benefit from the elimination of corporate conservatives whoring Christianity for Mammon makes it worthwhile.


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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 05-28-2011, 03:38 AM

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Actually, I heard from a trusted source that "the Lord" was aiming for a fake Christian planted troll and missed.

Aiming those death rays is tricky buiness and sometimes collateral damage results. But the great benefit from the elimination of corporate conservatives whoring Christianity for Mammon makes it worthwhile.
What does this have to do with the racist Easter Bunny??


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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 05-30-2011, 10:43 AM

The whole concept of an egg itself is racist. You have a "hard, white" shell which protects the fragile yolk inside. The egg implies that we need a big, white protector....Daddy Theodore Roosevelt and Cecil Rhodes to protect us. The Easter Bunny (ALWAYS portrayed as white), lays these eggs for children.

This is probably the first time I've ever agreed with you Landover yokels. But then again, a broken clock is right twice a day.



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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 05-30-2011, 11:27 AM

i dont belive that the easter bunny is real its just a way of making money (kids see him they want chocolate eggs bug parents parents speand money the corperations make money and but i guess they will pay for it when satan claims their souls) and if the easter bunny isent real he cannot be racist rather it is the sick perverts that put the eggs their that are racist (and most probably homosexual retards)
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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 02-24-2012, 03:17 AM

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The whole concept of an egg itself is racist. You have a "hard, white" shell which protects the fragile yolk inside. The egg implies that we need a big, white protector....Daddy Theodore Roosevelt and Cecil Rhodes to protect us. The Easter Bunny (ALWAYS portrayed as white), lays these eggs for children.

This is probably the first time I've ever agreed with you Landover yokels. But then again, a broken clock is right twice a day.
Where do you find egg shells that are pure white? They are mostly brown or beige coloured, as with the real Easter Rabbit , the come in all colours whether that be white, brown, blue etc.

And in case you didn't know, Spring is the rebirth, eggs are a symbol of fertility. Nothing to do with racism you silly thing, just an excuse for chocolate.
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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 02-24-2012, 05:38 AM

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...as with the real Easter Rabbit...
And you're questioning these people's grip on reality?


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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 02-26-2012, 02:28 PM

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, the come in all colours whether that be white, brown, blue etc.
Well, surely that just proves they're about race. Why would they bother making them in all the different colours if not to make an explicit statement about race? Surely it'd be cheaper just making them in one colour, but no. They have to inject dyes or however its done to ensure that everyone sees their hate-filled message of racial intolerance.

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And in case you didn't know, Spring is the rebirth, eggs are a symbol of fertility.
Of course we know, this is a Christian forum after all. Spring is a time of rebirth to celebrte the time our Lord returned to life from his temporary death. There are True Christian scientists on this forum who will understand it better than me, but it seems common sense that the plants and whatnot come back to life every year in commemeration of Jesus's resurrection.
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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 03-02-2012, 09:06 AM

Has anyone else noticed that the Easter Bunny's fur is always depicted as white? Not only is that racist, but it completely ignores God's purpose for negroes! The Easter Bunny serves us, so it should be depicted as black or brown, in accordance with God's plan for the lesser races.


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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 03-09-2012, 05:03 AM

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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 03-21-2012, 05:40 AM

1. Pretty sure the easter bunny isn't real.
2. this just says that whoever put the eggs there was racist, not the easter bunny.

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Yes, because THAT statement isn't racist at all...
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Default Re: Proof Positive: Easter Bunny is RACIST! - 03-21-2012, 07:14 AM

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1. Pretty sure the easter bunny isn't real.
2. this just says that whoever put the eggs there was racist, not the easter bunny.

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"Has anyone else noticed that the Easter Bunny's fur is always depicted as white? Not only is that racist, but it completely ignores God's purpose for negroes! The Easter Bunny serves us, so it should be depicted as black or brown, in accordance with God's plan for the lesser races."

Yes, because THAT statement isn't racist at all...
So, you believe the Easter Bunny isn't real, but you are up in arms about the COLOR of him?

Congratulations! You're a nutjob.



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