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Default "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 02:27 AM

This is from the Head Pastor of a church in California, Jim Garlow.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/ch...er-doma-49711/

I don't know Pastor Jim, but I applaud him for telling us what God is thinking about this issue.

Please Americans, don't make God even more angry by caving in to homers.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 02:46 AM

I find it very ironic that on here it says the only form of scripture allowed is the King James version, and yet King James was a homer...
Maybe that's one of the things that makes God so angry?


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 02:52 AM

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I find it very ironic that on here it says the only form of scripture allowed is the King James version, and yet King James was a homer...
Maybe that's one of the things that makes God so angry?
You say King James is a homer? You have no proof therefore you are gay.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 02:55 AM

Just because I don't have proof makes me gay? Such astounding logic...
Copied from http://www.edwardtbabinski.us/histor...james_gay.html
"How many folks know that King James (who commissioned the King James Bible and to whom it was dedicated) loved men and had sex with them? At the age of thirteen James fell madly in love with his male cousin Esme Stuart whom he made Duke of Lennox. James deferred to Esme to the consternation of his ministers. In 1582 James was kidnapped and forced to issue a proclamation against his lover and send him back to France.
Later, James fell in love with a poor young Scotsman named Robert Carr. "The king leans on his [Carr's] arm, pinches his cheeks, smooths his ruffled garment, and when he looks upon Carr, directs his speech to others." (Thomas Howard, Earl of Suffolk, in a letter, 1611)
Carr eventually ended the relationship after which the king expressed his dissatisfaction in a letter to Carr, "I leave out of this reckoning your long creeping back and withdrawing yourself from lying in my chamber, notwithstanding my many hundred times earnest soliciting you to the contrary...Remember that (since I am king) all your being, except your breathing and soul, is from me." (See The Letters of King James I & VI, ed., G. P. V. Akrigg, Univ. of Calif. Press, 1984. Also see Royal Family, Royal Lovers: King James of England and Scotland, David M. Bergeron, Univ. of Missouri Press, 1991)"

tl;dr read it and weep.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 03:00 AM

Yeah, pretty much, if you look at anything long enough, you'll warp it into whatever twisted vision that they want to see. You need to lay off the marijuana and stop falling for Nazi propoganda.

You're probably one of those closet queers who wants everyone else to be gay so you can feel good about yourself.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 03:02 AM

Did you even read that?
*sigh* I'm not in the closet, everyone knows I'm gay already, big whoop.
I don't smoke weed, that's for idiots.


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Did you even read that?
*sigh* I'm not in the closet, everyone knows I'm gay already, big whoop.
I don't smoke weed, that's for idiots.
So it smoking another man's tallywhacker, but that never stopped you!

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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 03:06 AM

I don't have to read something to know what it says.

Marijuana is a drug that makes you forget things. Surely, that is the reason you have forgotten that you do indeed smoke it. Either that, or you're lying. Either way, you're going to hell.


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*sigh* I'm not in the closet, everyone knows I'm gay already, big whoop.
Then I suggest that you get some help to deal with your sick perversion.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 03:08 AM

Yes sir, I'm aware that he hates me. You don't need to remind me at every chance you get, redundancy never got anyone anywhere.
Wait, do you guys side with Westboro Baptist Church and their message of "God Hates Fags/Jews/Muslims/Obama/etc."? I think you and Pastor Fred Phelps would get along quite fine.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 03:08 AM

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Just because I don't have proof makes me gay? Such astounding logic...
Copied from http://www.edwardtbabinski.us/histor...james_gay.html
"How many folks know that King James (who commissioned the King James Bible and to whom it was dedicated) loved men and had sex with them? At the age of thirteen James fell madly in love with his male cousin Esme Stuart whom he made Duke of Lennox. James deferred to Esme to the consternation of his ministers. In 1582 James was kidnapped and forced to issue a proclamation against his lover and send him back to France.
Later, James fell in love with a poor young Scotsman named Robert Carr. "The king leans on his [Carr's] arm, pinches his cheeks, smooths his ruffled garment, and when he looks upon Carr, directs his speech to others." (Thomas Howard, Earl of Suffolk, in a letter, 1611)
Carr eventually ended the relationship after which the king expressed his dissatisfaction in a letter to Carr, "I leave out of this reckoning your long creeping back and withdrawing yourself from lying in my chamber, notwithstanding my many hundred times earnest soliciting you to the contrary...Remember that (since I am king) all your being, except your breathing and soul, is from me." (See The Letters of King James I & VI, ed., G. P. V. Akrigg, Univ. of Calif. Press, 1984. Also see Royal Family, Royal Lovers: King James of England and Scotland, David M. Bergeron, Univ. of Missouri Press, 1991)"

tl;dr read it and weep.
So the only proof you have is some Earl from Sufflock, writing a letter? Letters can be forged, and the "earl" (aka count) probably lied. King James was not a homer!


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Yes sir, I'm aware that he hates me. You don't need to remind me at every chance you get, redundancy never got anyone anywhere.
Wait, do you guys side with Westboro Baptist Church and their message of "God Hates Fags/Jews/Muslims/Obama/etc."? I think you and Pastor Fred Phelps would get along quite fine.
I do get along with Pastor Phelps, or at least I used to. He and my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) used to play golf together, and I've caddied for him.

The trouble is Old Man Phelps has gone soft in his dotage. He's turned into a liberal. We cut our ties with his church years ago.


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Phelps!? A Liberal!?
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Phelps!? A Liberal!?
...what!?
"...Phelps earned a law degree from Washburn University in 1962, and founded the Phelps Chartered law firm in 1964.[citation needed] The first notable cases were related to civil rights. "I systematically brought down the Jim Crow laws of this town," he says.[4] Phelps' daughter was quoted as saying, "We took on the Jim Crow establishment, and Kansas did not take that sitting down. They used to shoot our car windows out, screaming we were ni**er lovers,..."


"...Phelps has run in various Kansas Democratic Party primaries five times, but has never won. These included races for governor in 1990, 1994, and 1998, receiving about 15 percent of the vote in 1998.[32]..."

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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-06-2011, 03:26 AM

Bloody Hell...
Well that explains a lot. And raises countless new questions.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-09-2011, 05:06 PM

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Yeah, pretty much, if you look at anything long enough, you'll warp it into whatever twisted vision that they want to see. You need to lay off the marijuana and stop falling for Nazi propoganda.

You're probably one of those closet queers who wants everyone else to be gay so you can feel good about yourself.
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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-14-2011, 11:30 AM

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This is from the Head Pastor of a church in California, Jim Garlow.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/ch...er-doma-49711/

I don't know Pastor Jim, but I applaud him for telling us what God is thinking about this issue.

Please Americans, don't make God even more angry by caving in to homers.
I cant agree more with you brother. We should close the church for gays. soon will animals have access to get married. Please God stop the homosexuality.
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I find it very ironic that on here it says the only form of scripture allowed is the King James version, and yet King James was a homer...
Maybe that's one of the things that makes God so angry?
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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-14-2011, 11:13 PM

How many times do we have to tell you

KING JAMES DID NOW WRITE THE KJV BIBLE!

Sheesh, are all liebrals as dense as you?

As for the privy council, would you rather he had women serving him in such personal matters?


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-14-2011, 11:43 PM

So this is where it starts, with the church now scurrying to distance itself from the King? Oh he did not write the Bible, gosh we hardly knew him, YEAH there were men in tights in his bedroom but what could we do?

Ridiculous

This is just like NOM trying to distance from the Louise Marelli guy "OH he was just a bus driver..." No, sorry, more than that!

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