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Default Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 02:11 AM

What with all the links to the gay mens fitness website that run on this forum? I was under the impression that you people don't like "homers."
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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 02:55 AM

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What with all the links to the gay mens fitness website that run on this forum? I was under the impression that you people don't like "homers."
Our ads are served by Google. If you have ever used Google search, Google stores a cookie on your computer. When Google serves you an ad, it reads your cookie to link back to your previous Google searches, and uses that information to figure out what ads you are likely to be interested in.

I get ads for Crosswalk magazine, Christian bookstores, and firearms. You are getting gay ads because Google knows you are a homosexual.

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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 04:54 AM

Looks like you should do a little research before posting erroneous messages.

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Google AdSense matches ads to your site's content, and you earn money whenever your visitors click on them.
This is the only website I have ever seen ads like that and I have never searched for anything homosexual. Nice job jumping to conclusions again though. I'm guessing it's probably because you guys are constantly referring to queers, homosexuals, homers, etc and Google is picking it up as a key topic. I recommend if you don't like it you go to googles site and filter them out.
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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 01:50 PM

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I get ads for Crosswalk magazine, Christian bookstores, and firearms. You are getting gay ads because Google knows you are a homosexual.
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Google is a computer system search engine developed to help people find sites they see fit to help them find information and such.
I do not believe it persecutes individuals, mainly because it is a computer program on the web, thus meaning it doesn't choose such to who is homosexual or not.

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Sir (as little respect I have for you, I have respect none the less)
Google is a computer system search engine developed to help people find sites they see fit to help them find information and such.
I do not believe it persecutes individuals, mainly because it is a computer program on the web, thus meaning it doesn't choose such to who is homosexual or not.

you are as bad as someone who believes in luck and omens
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 03:57 PM

I haven't noticed any faggy ads, thank Jesus.


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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 04:14 PM

I'm getting ads for Belgian waffles, truffles, and back braces


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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 05:02 PM

I wish I had gay adverts, they would be super.

Also, Wide-Open, is your name about what condition your butt is in?
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I wish I had gay adverts, they would be super.

Also, Wide-Open, is your name about what condition your butt is in?
I will not discuss the condition of my bottom with a homer on the digital highway, why thank you

I'd also have to elaborate on the piles - I hope that doesn't turn you on - and other medical conditions. Which I won't.


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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 05:20 PM

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I will not discuss the condition of my bottom with a homer on the digital highway, why thank you

I'd also have to elaborate on the piles - I hope that doesn't turn you on - and other medical conditions. Which I won't.
Look, you sound hot. You sure you don't want to try being a fag at least once in your life?

And why say "homer"?
Why not just say "fag" or "gay" or "homosexual"?
"homer" sounds stupid.
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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 07:49 PM

Are the advertisements served up to each user by Google's targeted-marketing service tracked by Landover?

It would seem to be a good way to automatically detect unrepentant homers, deniers of the Christ, Liebrals, and other trash.

Personally, I see mostly ads for waterproof Bibles, Beano, and labrador retriever puppies.

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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 08:08 PM

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and labrador retriever puppies.

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Hey, I get those too

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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-07-2007, 08:36 PM

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This is the only website I have ever seen ads like that and I have never searched for anything homosexual. Nice job jumping to conclusions again though. I'm guessing it's probably because you guys are constantly referring to queers, homosexuals, homers, etc and Google is picking it up as a key topic. I recommend if you don't like it you go to googles site and filter them out.
I wouldn't be too quick in dismissing Pastor Billy-R's explanation. Google generates huge profits from the internets, where zillions and zillions of other companies have failed. Are you so naive as to think Google is going to tell us everything about its business practices, protocols and algorithms? Not likely. (And needless to say, it's a shamlessly liberal company, to boot.)

Right now I'm looking at Google ads for
  • Donate Car to Alzheimer’s
  • United Way
  • Christ centered Yoga [! not sure where that came from]
Judging from what we've heard from others, it does sound as if Google has pegged you, alone, to receive the homer ads. Is there something you need to get off your chest? Like the Lord Himself, we're here for you.


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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-09-2007, 11:13 AM

>Catholic guilt
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>Lost tribes of Israel

Yep, that fits! I think all Cath-o-licks are guilty of something, I'm an easy Christian, and I"m always gambling at one of those "tribal" casinos in South Dakota that say they're Indians but keep taking my money like Jews.
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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 12-09-2007, 05:18 PM

I got one telling me the end is in 2008, audio Bible, who's my soul mate, and Christian group tours.

lol at the description for the end is in 2008 one.
"Unprecedented destruction will come in 2008, leading to America's fall."
If I had to guess I'd say it happens because a Democrat gets elected
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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 01-19-2008, 06:46 AM

Never found a google ad when visiting this forum. Is this because iam using firefox or even google thinks iam lost. Google should serve me ads about insomnia.


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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 01-19-2008, 01:08 PM

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"Unprecedented destruction will come in 2008, leading to America's fall."
I've gotten this one too.
Most of the ads I seem to get revolve around firearms and real estate however, unsurprisingly.


The guy who made this thread is a homersexual, and that's why he gets homersexual ads. All there is to it.


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Default Re: Gay advertisements? - 01-19-2008, 04:52 PM

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Never found a google ad when visiting this forum. Is this because iam using firefox or even google thinks iam lost. Google should serve me ads about insomnia.
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