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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 07-28-2009, 07:50 PM

How come all the arrows show that a man can touch a woman,
but she can't touch him?
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Smile Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 07-28-2009, 07:53 PM

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How come all the arrows show that a man can touch a woman,
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Because that is how God wants it to be. A Pastor would never publish a image like that if it weren't Godly, right?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 07-29-2009, 03:01 AM

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Because that is how God wants it to be. A Pastor would never publish a image like that if it weren't Godly, right?
Can we really trust a pastor that throws around a word like 'stud'? I mean, that's a little self-promoting isn't it? I for one am just going to steer clear of it all together, you just can't trust people on the internet these days, how do we even know he's really a Pastor?

Sadly, nowadays, you just can't tell...my grandmother always told me you used to be able to trust people, even some negros! But nowadays, you can't trust anyone to be who they say they are...especially on the internet. There's 's all around us!
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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 07-29-2009, 04:28 AM

You are a blind idiot, how much more honest can you get?

You are complaining about homesty. We have an old black guy here, goes by the name of 'Crack Head'. He is the first to admit, he wants to rob you blind and rape your daughter. He wants to be saved but the Demons are battling him. He is a evil man but 100% honest. He warns you with a phone call before he comes to break into your home. What more can you ask for.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-06-2009, 10:32 PM

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A girl's and Christian guy's vow of purity is easily maintained by the twelve inches of separation between them, which our youth pastors and chaperones enforce during Church-sanctioned youth group meetings, outings and affairs.
Nobody is ever going to catch me fornicating with a woman, but, just to be safe, Brother Lee, could you tell me how the rule is applied if your male member is longer than twelve inches?


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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-09-2009, 11:11 PM

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I would also like to add a side point on to Brother Larry's Godly explanation. It has been asked "Well why don't we just marry the little horn dogs off the minute their hormones pop and be done with it?" The answer is quite simply the young are prone to over indulgence. For the same reason we prohibit teenagers from drinking alcohol less they drink so much they become alcoholics we must prohibit them from marrying and having sexual intercourse until they are mature enough not to have so much sex they become gay.

The age of maturity should be around thirty so until then young people should abstain and remain virgins.
I am being to go in two different directions by yourself and the respected James Hutchins. He thinks I should have had a few children by my age. However you think young people should remain virgins til around thirty.

You both are wise with words, and obviously have worldly experience, but are giving me two quite different directions to think about.

Which do you honestly believe is the way to be?

Respectfully, Emma.


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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-09-2009, 11:17 PM

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Nobody is ever going to catch me fornicating with a woman, but, just to be safe, Brother Lee, could you tell me how the rule is applied if your male member is longer than twelve inches?

Where did 12 inch's come from? I know what it means, but why that number/
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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-10-2009, 10:45 AM

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Where did 12 inch's come from? I know what it means, but why that number/

Really? you asked that.

12 inches = 1 foot The length of a ruler!

I take it you have never been to a church dance before.
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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-10-2009, 06:02 PM

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Really? you asked that.

12 inches = 1 foot The length of a ruler!

I take it you have never been to a church dance before.

I have, but they don't give a number just "Keep a distance".
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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-10-2009, 08:16 PM

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How about getting caught fornicating with a dude then?
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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-10-2009, 08:54 PM

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How about getting caught fornicating with a dude then?
Are you admitting to your faggotry?


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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-11-2009, 09:43 AM

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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-16-2009, 03:07 PM

I am still a virgin, even though I went through courtship with a man from the United Church, (which I no longer attend). I broke off the courtship when he insisted on cohabitating before marriage, I was fearful he would demand pre-marital sex next. I want to preserve my body for a good Christian Husband so that he in the wedding bed can consume a virgin.


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Default Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart - 08-16-2009, 03:35 PM

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I am still a virgin, even though I went through courtship with a man from the United Church, (which I no longer attend). I broke off the courtship when he insisted on cohabitating before marriage, I was fearful he would demand pre-marital sex next. I want to preserve my body for a good Christian Husband so that he in the wedding bed can consume a virgin.

Kathryne, well done..
I just know you will find a Godly Christian man.
You are such a good girl.
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