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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-19-2008, 07:14 PM

Why when the way I use it is the correct way, it being English and all.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-19-2008, 07:20 PM

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Why when the way I use it is the correct way, it being English and all.
Young man, this is God's favorite Forum.
As such, we speak in God's own American English.

You Brits bastardized our language which you obviously Pre-stole from God!

You can't even spell Aluminum.



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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-19-2008, 07:52 PM

English like all languages is a product of butchered Latin. Besides America voted to speak English over German.

Aluminium as in the element?

Surely bastardised takes the word bastard out of context.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-19-2008, 07:52 PM

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Young man, this is God's favorite Forum.
As such, we speak in God's own American English.

You Brits bastardized our language which you obviously Pre-stole from God!

You can't even spell Aluminum.

The Brits had English first - the colonists were British before they were American.
And what the hell is "Pre-stole"? The Brits couldn't possibly have stolen English since they had it first.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-19-2008, 10:11 PM

so ok you are saying that spanking is what GOD wants from a man to a woman ?
so when i took my wedding vows " IN A CHURCH " may I add ........
the vows were not love honour and obey ...................
and if it was they vows i took that would mean it is alright for the wifes to beat up their men also .
being married is a two way situation love for each other be there for each other care for each other so where is care in knocking each other about in there ?
its not right for any abuse.........
the only spanking i will get is the one from my hubby when i'm making **** and on top !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-19-2008, 10:22 PM

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so when i took my wedding vows " IN A CHURCH " may I add ........
the vows were not love honour and obey ...................
What were they? "Enrage Christ, misuse caps lock, and use excessive punctuation"?????????????????????
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and if it was they vows i took that would mean it is alright for the wifes to beat up their men also .
No. It'd be easier to respond to you if you made some kind of sense, but whatever you're trying to say there is definitely wrong.
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being married is a two way situation love for each other be there for each other care for each other so where is care in knocking each other about in there ?
I love God, and God loves me. Job loved God, and God loved Job. Did that stop God from killing Job's children and destroying his possessions? No, and that's why your husband should beat you more often.
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its not right for any abuse.........
the only spanking i will get is the one from my hubby when i'm making **** and on top !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I'm glad to hear your husband won't just passively tolerate abnormal behaviour.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-19-2008, 10:24 PM

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English like all languages is a product of butchered Latin.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-19-2008, 11:16 PM

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so ok you are saying that spanking is what GOD wants from a man to a woman ?
so when i took my wedding vows " IN A CHURCH " may I add ........
the vows were not love honour and obey ...................
and if it was they vows i took that would mean it is alright for the wifes to beat up their men also .
being married is a two way situation love for each other be there for each other care for each other so where is care in knocking each other about in there ?
its not right for any abuse.........
the only spanking i will get is the one from my hubby when i'm making **** and on top !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow! This whore is mind numbingly boring and gives waaay too much information. Is this Tidal Wave in disguise? Or her Sister?





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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-31-2008, 02:11 AM

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Women are naturally empty-headed. They wake up in a new world about every 20 minutes. Sometimes getting the back of their Godly husband's hand is just what they need. The Bible commands us men to "subjugate" them, so there you go. God knows what's best.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-31-2008, 03:55 PM

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English like all languages is a product of butchered Latin. Besides America voted to speak English over German.

Aluminium as in the element?

Surely bastardised takes the word bastard out of context.

This guy calls himself a liberal hate monger...
But, if you read his sig line, the if it don't kill you makes you stronger, spiel...
well now , that is a paraphrasing of Nietzsche ,
philosphical poster-boy for the idolating, satanic , nazi party...

Now what is he doing rubbing shoulders with fascism then condemining upright clean living Christians...

and FYI...
your sig line is wrong...
you can get your arms and legs blown off and live,
but it sure as hell wont make you stronger...

stupid is, as ...etc.




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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-31-2008, 04:08 PM

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so when i took my wedding vows " IN A CHURCH " may I add ........


the only spanking i will get is the one from my hubby when i'm making **** and on top !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two things leap out here...
ok so you're damned to hell hypocrite already way along that slippy slope of damnation's fall.
That comes as no surprise to any one here...
Taking your vows in a church and faith you reject comes as no shock somehow.

But really , the last part...
Landover ladies cover your eyes here, (this is a decency alert as this will perforce have to refer to sinful things, I will white it out so only men might look , and any ladies wiith delicate natures might be spared.)

What you do to your husband while he is face down and you are hammering away at him with one of those strapped on bulldyke protuberances, is none of our concern , nor is it the kind of filth we even want to see hinted at in here.
DISGUSTING...get gone foul servant of satan , you harlot steeped in sexual depravity.
I think you have proved beyond doubt your hubby is a homo and you a bulldyke with a raging tallywhacker envy issue.
Pretend as you may...
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-31-2008, 10:11 PM

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 08-31-2008, 11:33 PM

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the only spanking i will get is the one from my hubby when i'm making **** and on top !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does (****) and (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) mean? Maybe (****) is Goth-ese for "a lousy meal" and (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) means "of our filthy stove".


So the sentence (with proper punctuation & grammar as well) becomes:


The only spanking I will recieve is the one from my husband when I'm making a lousy meal on top of our filthy stove.

See, now it makes sense. There may be hope for Krusty after all! Praise!


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 01:59 PM

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What does (****) and (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) mean? Maybe (****) is Goth-ese for "a lousy meal" and (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) means "of our filthy stove".


So the sentence (with proper punctuation & grammar as well) becomes:


The only spanking I will recieve is the one from my husband when I'm making a lousy meal on top of our filthy stove.

See, now it makes sense. There may be hope for Krusty after all! Praise!
Don't you think it's somewhat improper to give your own meaning to other's sentences?
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 02:01 PM

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Don't you think it's somewhat improper to give your own meaning to other's sentences?
Don't you think it's somewhat improper to spit in Christ's loving face after He went to the trouble of temporarily suffering and dying for our sins?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 02:05 PM

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Don't you think it's somewhat improper to give your own meaning to other's sentences?
She's a woman, so her sentences didn't have any meaning in the first place. In that context, giving them some meaning is an act of Christian charity and lovingkindness.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 10:13 PM

Oh, I LOVE a good spanking now and then!
Those times when when I have been all naughty and I am in the mood for some rough pleasure... I get my boyfriend to tie me up with this http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...ode=3009-10Red and gag me with one of these http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...roduct_Count=1
and BOY do we have a good time with THIS little marvelous invention http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...roduct_Count=8 !!! It is just PERFECT for spanking.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 11:06 PM

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Oh, I LOVE a good spanking now and then!
Those times when when I have been all naughty and I am in the mood for some rough pleasure... I get my boyfriend to tie me up with this http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...ode=3009-10Red and gag me with one of these http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...roduct_Count=1
and BOY do we have a good time with THIS little marvelous invention http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...roduct_Count=8 !!! It is just PERFECT for spanking.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............
Perhaps I was wrong about you, Bonobo_Girl. There may be hope for you yet if you recognize that, as a woman, you need a man to discipline you and give you tough love.

Nonetheless, may I make a suggestion? Instead of buying your equipment at a sick-ular establishment, you may care to use one of these. I'm sure that Godly Pastor Ezekiel will have other suggestions.


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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 11:14 PM

How lovely! Those look like they would match all of my bdsm outfits very nicely.
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Default Re: Why Women Need Spanking! - 09-02-2008, 11:22 PM

Young lady, when a wife gets spanked, whipped, slapped, punched electrocuted, or beaten, it is a direct result of her innate need to be subjectified and dominated by her Godly husband. That's the way God wired you. The level of uppitiness you display indicates to me that you are in need of....special treatment.

The fact that a handful of perverts like you and your "boyfriend" go out and take pleasure in the Godly acts mentioned above is simply beyond me. It just goes to show you how depraved satan can make you.

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1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.
Only the extraordinary pain of childbirth can cause a woman's Salvation©. Women who remain barren are damned to eternal hellfire, as are most of the ones who don't.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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