[jay the queer teen]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Of course not, what, do you think God is crazy? You gaysexuals are all messed up. No wonder you choose to go against His Divine wishes and instead, have sweaty man-sex.
God wants you to marry, have many sons, give to Him and maybe, just maybe he will give you the Golden Ticket™ to Heaven.

I have a question for you. Why do you only believe in God on a Tue? What about the other six days? Is it a gay thing, where you have alley sex all weekend, rectal bleeding on Mondays and finally ready to repent on Tue, only to get a body waxing on Wed? I saw a episode on the 700 Club where they talked about this.

Excuse me but the Tue was a mistake my device auto corrected to that I Kent true. If your really that closed minded about gays Idk how to help you although I will try. For one sex with a man is not disgusting. Do you really think heterosexual couples don't have anal sex. They do. And who says this is about sex. I see a lot of comments calling gays perverts although I'm talking about love and not sex. You are the one who's talking about sex friend.

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by jay the queer teen

Do you really think heterosexual couples don't have anal sex.

Christian couples do not have anal sex since it is not productive sex. If you enjoy sex, then you're doing it wrong. For Christians, sex is not a recreational activity.

Would you consider having sex with your grandpa or someone else's grandpa for that matter? No? Having sex with old people is gross, isn't it? You know why? Because it's unproductive sex. Sex without the prospect of babies is just gross.

I repeat my continuously ignored question: what's so hard about denying your sexuality for 70-80 years?

[jay the queer teen]

Originally Posted by GOD=life

Christian couples do not have anal sex since it is not productive sex. If you enjoy sex, then you're doing it wrong. For Christians, sex is not a recreational activity.

Would you consider having sex with your grandpa or someone else's grandpa for that matter? No? Having sex with old people is gross, isn't it? You know why? Because it's unproductive sex. Sex without the prospect of babies is just gross.

I repeat my continuously ignored question: what's so hard about denying your sexuality for 70-80 years?

Ok I do what you say and ignore it. Then what I'm ok to be gay in heaven. That's what it sounds like your saying

[Faith_Machine]

Hey there young fella, you seem confused. Saul and Jonathan were not queers.

You seem confused about a great many things, but that's natural at your age. Perhaps we could clear this up with a Skype chat?

What is your Skype address?

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by jay the queer teen

Ok I do what you say and ignore it. Then what I'm ok to be gay in heaven. That's what it sounds like your saying

If you deny who you (think you) are, then you can go to Heaven. There are no gay people in Heaven. Lots of scantily dressed men perhaps, but that's okay because they ain't gay. There is also no lust in Heaven. In fact (I have to ask the Pastor for this to confirm), but I think there is no sexuality of any kind in Heaven.

You may think anal sex is "rad" and such, but the Devil is, shall we say, well endowed and prickly. You do not want to get recreational with the Devil. The Devil will make you scream Mama Mia from horrid fear, not joy.

Gay men and women used to deny their sexuality all the time under social pressure, so that is proof that it's possible. Why should we ease up and talk about rights all of a sudden?

[jay the queer teen]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Hey there young fella, you seem confused. Saul and Jonathan were not queers.

You seem confused about a great many things, but that's natural at your age. Perhaps we could clear this up with a Skype chat?

What is your Skype address?

Sorry but I don't have Skype

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by jay the queer teen

...Do you really think heterosexual couples don't have anal sex. They do...

Yes, heterosexuals couples have anal sex, and that makes them not Christians.

Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."

And to counter the coming argument that "sodomy" only means gay butt sex, it doesn't:

sodomy [sod-uh-mee]
noun
1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
3. bestiality (def 4).

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sodomy

Got it? Anal sex (gay or straight), oral sex (gay or straight), and/or molesting your aunt's cat will all get you sent to Hell (according to the Bible).

Originally Posted by jay the queer teen

...Then what I'm ok to be gay in heaven...

Sorry, but no. No sex in Heaven. In fact, the Bible says you'll do nothing but praise God 24/7/365 for not throwing your butt into Hell, for however many trillions of years eternity lasts. If that doesn't sound like absolute paradise, then there's not much hope for you after all.

[jay the queer teen]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Yes, heterosexuals couples have anal sex, and that makes them not Christians.

Deuteronomy 23:17 "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel."

And to counter the coming argument that "sodomy" only means gay butt sex, it doesn't:



Got it? Anal sex (gay or straight), oral sex (gay or straight), and/or molesting your aunt's cat will all get you sent to Hell (according to the Bible).



Sorry, but no. No sex in Heaven. In fact, the Bible says you'll do nothing but praise God 24/7/365 for not throwing your butt into Hell, for however many trillions of years eternity lasts. If that doesn't sound like absolute paradise, then there's not much hope for you after all.

Ok then tell me sir your atheist am I correct

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by jay the queer teen

Ok then tell me sir your atheist am I correct

What does that have to do with what the Bible says?

[jay the queer teen]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

What does that have to do with what the Bible says?

Nothing but I was wondering why are you atheist

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by jay the queer teen

Nothing but I was wondering why are you atheist

This thread is about your misguided beliefs, not mine.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by jay the queer teen

Excuse me but the Tue was a mistake my device auto corrected to that I Kent true. If your really that closed minded about gays Idk how to help you although I will try. For one sex with a man is not disgusting. Do you really think heterosexual couples don't have anal sex. They do. And who says this is about sex. I see a lot of comments calling gays perverts although I'm talking about love and not sex. You are the one who's talking about sex friend.

Sorry my perverted friend, but I have not idea when Kent Tue is, is that a sex day or something when you people parade about in speedos?

No normal person has rectal sex. God condemns being gaywise.
While personal opinion about gay men is one of acceptance and even pleasure due to the queers excellent decorating sense, ability to whip of scrumptious hors-d'œuvr with the most basic of kitchen staples and can dance like there is no tomorrow, let alone sing all the show tunes with perfect pitch matters little.
What matters is what our creator, God tells us. As a Christian, we all know you are hell bent and will suffer an eternity of the depravity of Hell.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

This queer is making a beeline for the fire. There is no way he is going to repent of his gay child rape. I'm not going to waste my time with him.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

This queer is making a beeline for the fire. There is no way he is going to repent of his gay child rape. I'm not going to waste my time with him.

I understand your frustration with this young man. No doubt he is sitting on his ejaculate stained couch, no shirt covering his firm, hairless chest, the fan from his laptop blowing upon his sweaty crotch. Still, God wants us to befriend him and do what we can to get him to release his pent up issues and let Jesus envelope him. He needs us to reach out and feel for his pain.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by GOD=life

If you deny who you (think you) are, then you can go to Heaven. There are no gay people in Heaven. Lots of scantily dressed men perhaps, but that's okay because they ain't gay. There is also no lust in Heaven. In fact (I have to ask the Pastor for this to confirm), but I think there is no sexuality of any kind in Heaven.

You may think anal sex is "rad" and such, but the Devil is, shall we say, well endowed and prickly. You do not want to get recreational with the Devil. The Devil will make you scream Mama Mia from horrid fear, not joy.

Gay men and women used to deny their sexuality all the time under social pressure, so that is proof that it's possible. Why should we ease up and talk about rights all of a sudden?

Brother, this is a wise post in so many ways. The Holy Ghost is mighty in these words! What this poor soul needs to understand is this whole [dirty talk] concept is of particular horror to Christ, who must by virtue of His Omnipotent Nature, watch men grunt and do unnatural things with each other that include openings designed only to expel waste suffer the infiltration of small handheld devices, children's toys that happen to be nearby, and the occasional small woodland creature or urban rodent.

[GOD=life]

What gay men don't understand is this:

There is a long history of gay men forcing themselves into marriage with a woman due to social pressure.

Do they enjoy sex with this woman? No. Do they manage to produce children? Yes.

So basically, for a gay man to marry a woman results in the perfect Christian kind of sex. The purely productive and non-enjoyable kind.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by GOD=life

What gay men don't understand is this:

There is a long history of gay men forcing themselves into marriage with a woman due to social pressure.

Do they enjoy sex with this woman? No. Do they manage to produce children? Yes.

So basically, for a gay man to marry a woman results in the perfect Christian kind of sex. The purely productive and non-enjoyable kind.

AMEN!


I would take it further that it also results in the salvation of the woman when she gives birth to the child following the shameful and unwanted marital "act." (1 Timothy 2:15)


Not that long ago, I researched what actually goes on inside the drinking establishments of the sexually perverted, and let me tell you, many of them I cannot report in this Godly forum. In fact, I only released them to Faith Machine after he requested copies of my research and paid the postage. It affected him so much that he wasn't on this forum for quite a while as he tried to forget the filthy sins that my research uncovered.


You are but 16, so I will warn you of a few things:


1. Going bear hunting is NOT the same in the gay world as it is in the straight world.
2. A Cleveland Steamer is not a ship bound for Ohio.
3. The Dirty Sanchez has nothing to do with the messican family that moved in the crack house down the block.
4. Docking requires no sort of boat whatsoever - avoid it.
5. If a man tells you he enjoys chicken, run. Just run.
6. CBT is not computer-based training.
7. Bottoming has nothing to do with your car and a bumpy road.
8. Most of the women you see in a homosexual establishment aren't. Likewise, most of the creatures that appear to be men in certain homosexual establishments aren't.
9. Pay attention to the Lord's admonishments.
10. Choose life. Choose to be heterosexual.


The statement that 70 or 80 years of living your life as God intended is a small price to pay for eternity with Jesus is SO true. It does not, however, mean that you would then be cavorting with St. Peter come the glory. You need to understand now that the act of copulation is a dreadful and unsanitary thing. It is not something you at this age should even be discussing. Instead, spend time in prayer and Bible study.


(1 Timothy 4:12) (Philippians 4:8) Let those verses be your guide. Christ has led you to us in order that He might work a mighty work in you and that you then will be a soldier for Him! Don't wear a pink uniform - let Jesus take you unto His Manly Breast and transform you!


Come, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[Religiously Intolerant]

Hey, I have an idea!

[Religiously Intolerant]

How did I get an infraction for saying five words?
How does that make sense?

[mgreigns]

Offhand, I would say you made Jesus weep by your hatred towards Him. Also, by spitting in His precious face even though He died (temporarily) for your sins! Make Sweet Jesus happy and ask him into your life! Romans 6:23 KJV1611 says "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Take the hint.