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Default Re: Hey Everybody - 04-15-2015, 02:12 PM
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No one can deny that Christ loved us very, very much.
It is VERY important to realize that Jesus ONLY loves those that also love Him! (Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42, Deuteronomy 12:31)

And no, the Bible does not tell us you have to love everyone. We should hate gays (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, Romans 1:26-27), we should hate everyone who doesn't love Jesus (2nd Chronicles 15:13, Deuteronomy 21:18-21) and there is more of this in the Holy Bible.

Please study your Bible!

Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Leviticus 26:1 KJV
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.




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Default Re: Hey Everybody - 04-21-2015, 07:28 AM
I know I haven't been here long brothers and sisters but this one seems a little sketchy?
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Default Re: Hey Everybody - 04-21-2015, 10:23 AM
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I know I haven't been here long brothers and sisters but this one seems a little sketchy?
I really don't get it. Secular education is in thrall to BIG DUMB, we all know that, but you'd think at least they could read (or have read to them) The Ten Commandments?

Right at the top it spells out what an idol is, do not make, do not bow before, do not set up -- it's all there in just a couple of verses and then they build one of their "Orthodox" haunts and the first thing they do is plaster the thing with idols




And whenever I mention this I either get ignored or they just go "No it isn't" -- beyond my comprehension. Even if they don't believe The Bible and want to worship Kali you'd think, before commenting, they could look something up even if they weren't taught it at their schools?

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Default Re: Hey Everybody - 04-21-2015, 12:43 PM
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I really don't get it. Secular education is in thrall to BIG DUMB, we all know that, but you'd think at least they could read (or have read to them) The Ten Commandments?

Right at the top it spells out what an idol is, do not make, do not bow before, do not set up -- it's all there in just a couple of verses and then they build one of their "Orthodox" haunts and the first thing they do is plaster the thing with idols




And whenever I mention this I either get ignored or they just go "No it isn't" -- beyond my comprehension. Even if they don't believe The Bible and want to worship Kali you'd think, before commenting, they could look something up even if they weren't taught it at their schools?
You forgot to annotate the "paedophile".

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hey Everybody - 04-21-2015, 07:24 PM
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I really don't get it. Secular education is in thrall to BIG DUMB, we all know that, but you'd think at least they could read (or have read to them) The Ten Commandments?
Praise Jesus sister! I must agree 1000%!!! There is no simpler task required by a true Christian soul than to learn the Lords 10 main rules!
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...There is no simpler task required by a true Christian soul than to learn the Lords 10 main rules!
That's insufficient.

The Bible tells us that perfect obedience to ALL of the 630+ commandments, requirements, obligations, clauses, etc. contained in the Bible is the minimum standard for allowance into God's grace.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

How could one claim to be a True Christian (with or without the ™) without knowing (and following) ALL of them?

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That's insufficient.

The Bible tells us that perfect obedience to ALL of the 630+ commandments, requirements, obligations, clauses, etc. contained in the Bible is the minimum standard for allowance into God's grace.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

How could one claim to be a True Christian (with or without the ™) without knowing (and following) ALL of them?

Do not test me foul demon! You will feel the fire and damnation of a ton of burnin cord wood piled upon your unholy ass!
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Do not test me foul demon!...
It's not me you should be worrying about.

Revelation 22:19 "And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

You implying that knowledge and obedience of the Ten Commandments is all that's required to consider oneself a true Christian crosses that line, as it's directly contrary to James 2:10 in suggesting that the other 99.8% of the Bible can be safely ignored.

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FTFY. The Bible says a righteous man may judge the actions of others and warn them of the consequences, but only God can determine where I'll spend eternity.

Oh, and until you earn the True Christian™ label, who is to say whether your judgement is righteous or not?

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It's not me you should be worrying about.

Revelation 22:19 "And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

You implying that knowledge and obedience of the Ten Commandments is all that's required to consider oneself a true Christian crosses that line, as it's directly contrary to James 2:10 in suggesting that the other 99.8% of the Bible can be safely ignored.



FTFY. The Bible says a righteous man may judge the actions of others and warn them of the consequences, but only God can determine where I'll spend eternity.

Oh, and until you earn the True Christian™ label, who is to say whether your judgement is righteous or not?
Bla! Bla! Bla! Your scaly unholy lips need chapstick! Move along foul demon!!! Praise Jesus!!!
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