[tarroo ushtey]

I’m in my early 60’s coming on 21.

I retried in 2000, and since then have studiously worked on ‘going to seed’, a process that I am pleased to say is proving to be highly pleasurable and annoying to others.

Described variously as senile, puerile, a curmudgeon, argumentative, and a boring old f*rt I do my very best not to disappoint people by my actions or behaviour.

My lady wife and I live about 150 miles North East of London in the county of Norfolk, famous for a number of things other than the music of the Lute (it’s so far behind the times banjo’s haven’t made it hear yet but the cry of “Give me six” can be heard from time to time) though we both originate from ‘other parts’.

My user name contains a clue as to my origins (as well as my nature according to ‘er indoors!) and my wife’s resemblance to a matryoshka doll gives her genealogy away in an instant.

My religious beliefs are strong and firm and I am absolutely devout in my holding to them in every way and at every opportunity.

My wife is also strong and firm.

Very.

Which is why I will only be able to make any inputs onto here when she has gone out.

I’ve been reading this forum for some time but had
To satisfy myself that backsliders such as the Westboro Baptist folk were not party to this site before I joined since their liberal attitudes would be too much for me to be tolerant and loving towards.

[Wide-Open]

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum friend! I see you are still unsaved trash; that's because our Department Of Faith has to do a full background check on you (and your rather uppity wife, so it seems).

Username... are you saying you are a malevolent bull living in the swamps?

Anyway, we'd love to hear more from you, like what's your dearest KJV verse, how much you hate Obama, your dental record, how much you detest Europe, and the church you currently attend.

And indeed, no Westboro liebrals in this site, Pastor Al broke with them sissies yonks ago.

[tarroo ushtey]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Username... are you saying you are a malevolent bull living in the swamps?

Not in the swamps at least not since we had a new sump pump installed in the cellar.

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Anyway, we'd love to hear more from you, like what's your dearest KJV verse, how much you hate Obama, your dental record, how much you detest Europe, and the church you currently attend.

How can I have a dearest KJV verse since the whole of the KJV is perfection in its entirety!

Glory!

Obama?

If I knew what he was and what he actually stood for then I am certain that there are many things about the descendant of Ham that I could and would hate, but since he hasn’t really shown anything about who or what he really is I’ll just have to rely on gut feel.

My guts feel bad.

Dental record? I’m ENGLISH! We don’t care a tinkers cuss about teeth just as long as they’re mostly where they should be, and my church?

Well as a devout born again --- and again and again (can’t get too much of a good thing) I see the whole world as my church, it’s just that most of it needs cleaning out!

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

And indeed, no Westboro liebrals in this site, Pastor Al broke with them sissies yonks ago

Damm right too. That Fred Phelps protesteth too much, and what’s more ever noticed on the TV documentary by Louis Theroux showing him preaching the huge pile of cushions that he has to sit on?

THAT’S not just ‘cos of arthritis, that’s experience that is! There’s a man who really knows what he’s talking about when he starts on about homo’s.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Are you an old pussy-whipped jew, is that what you're trying to say? Are you another one of these British "men" with bad teeth and no balls? Have you heard the Good News about Jesus yet? He doesn't look to kindly on women who try and limit their husbands in any way.

Tell us about yourself, sir. Spell out your "firm beliefs" in detail.

[tarroo ushtey]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Are you an old pussy-whipped jew, is that what you're trying to say?

No jew but “pussy-whipped”?

If only.

Time and again I have begged the memsahib to use her skills with a riding crop or even a wet towel to take me back to the joys of my childhood at school, but she shows her true sadism by refusing me.

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Are you another one of these British "men" with bad teeth and no balls?

No, I have no teeth and bad balls.

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Have you heard the Good News about Jesus yet?

You mean he’s alive!

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

He doesn't look to kindly on women who try and limit their husbands in any way.

Then I fear that she is doomed. DOOMED I tell you, doomed!

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Tell us about yourself, sir. Spell out your "firm beliefs" in detail.

I believe that there is need for like minded people to put aside the uncertainty of the modern world and embrace the truth in The Holy Book.

The remedies of so much that is wrong, no, that should be ALL that is wrong in the world, are there and a start is by people accepting the guidance given to us and calling a spade a spade.

Now I must leave for the moment since here it is close to 3.00 pm at which time I must go and collect my lady wife from where she has been receiving her latest instructions from her aged mother.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Are you an old pussy-whipped jew, is that what you're trying to say? Are you another one of these British "men" with bad teeth and no balls? Have you heard the Good News about Jesus yet? He doesn't look to kindly on women who try and limit their husbands in any way.

Tell us about yourself, sir. Spell out your "firm beliefs" in detail.

Now I think that should call for 1 infraction point, Mr. Flint!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin

Now I think that should call for 1 infraction point, Mr. Flint!

Oh, you are now assigning infraction points? Well, gosh, Major Tom, how many days in your made-up purgatory will he get for each of your infraction points? Do tell us where we can get a good deal on indulgences.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by tarroo ushtey

I’m in my early 60’s coming on 21.

I'm getting bad visuals from this statement. Maybe you should keep your eyes on the road. I do.

My wife is also strong and firm.

Very.

There must be some benefit to having a strong wife.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Originally Posted by tarroo ushtey

I’m in my early 60’s coming on 21.

Jesus just pulled me back from the mental vision this sentence invoked !

PRAISE!

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Well, gosh, Major Tom

Good call Pastor, given that "ground control" lives in the Vatican.

[Don the Baptist]

Originally Posted by tarroo ushtey

I retried in 2000...

Hi friend, what exactly is it that you tried that lead to the necessity of re-trying?

What is you favorite bible verse, mine is in my signature, nothing warms my heart more than the thought of old men sitting upon a wall eating dung and drinking piss....

[papparat]

Good Lord, A Norfolkian !

Greetings old boy, passing your County the other day & snapped your



County Sign. What ho!

Not related to the old Vicar of Stiffkey are you?

TTFN

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by tarroo ushtey

Obama?

If I knew what he was and what he actually stood for then I am certain that there are many things about the descendant of Ham that I could and would hate, but since he hasn’t really shown anything about who or what he really is I’ll just have to rely on gut feel.

He's openly admitted being an Islamofascist; isn't that enough?

Originally Posted by tarroo ushtey

You mean he’s alive!

No, we mean He's alive. He died for our sins; the least we can do in return is capitalise His Blessed Pronouns.