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Smile Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 12:58 AM

Hello, LBC. I am a man with ASD, Autism Spectrum Disorder. I do not go to any church, as I am not Christian. I am not of a religion, but I wouldn't call myself athiest. I have many idols, and one of them is Jesus Christ. I also look up to other religious figures, like Confucius, and Buddha. I am not here to flame you. I am normally laid back and relaxed, but will get angry sometimes.
Have a nice day.
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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 01:02 AM

Welcome friend. I am so happy you have decided to become a Christian and have the demons removed from your tormented worthless soul. Proof again being a retard is a choice, like being gay.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 01:04 AM

Welcome to our friendly forum!

Let me be the third to welcome you. Oh, you say, third? But isn't your reply the second? No! Jesus Christ is the first to welcome you and drive you to us.

Don't worry, it's totally OK to test us Christians. It could well be possible that the purpose of your whole life is to test Christians, but maybe we can show you Christianity the proper way. It ain't what you see on Oprah!

You're in for a wild ride, buckle up.


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Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 01:05 AM

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Hello, LBC. I am a man with ASD, Autism Spectrum Disorder. I do not go to any church, as I am not Christian. I am not of a religion, but I wouldn't call myself athiest. I have many idols, and one of them is Jesus Christ. I also look up to other religious figures, like Confucius, and Buddha. I am not here to flame you. I am normally laid back and relaxed, but will get angry sometimes.
Have a nice day.

Your threats are not welcome, fellow. You have admitted to being an unsaved wretch and an idol worshipper and then you have tied to intimidate us with your angers and unnatural passions. We do not fear the likes of you. What do you want here?


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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 01:10 AM

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What do you want here?
Perhaps, as a great philosopher once noted: you can't always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need. What our friend needs is a KJV 1611 Bible.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Smile Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 01:16 AM

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Your threats are not welcome, fellow. You have admitted to being an unsaved wretch and an idol worshipper and then you have tied to intimidate us with your angers and unnatural passions. We do not fear the likes of you. What do you want here?
Threats? Intimidate? I am confused. All I did was welcome you.
I am only trying to be polite.
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Smile Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 01:22 AM

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Threats? Intimidate? I am confused. All I did was welcome you.
I am only trying to be polite.
I had a typo. I meant introduce myself. I have no idea why I said welcome you. You are the ones welcoming me!
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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 01:26 AM

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I had a typo. I meant introduce myself. I have no idea why I said welcome you. You are the ones welcoming me!
The important thing is that you've tuned into the Holy Ghost's gentle promptings to search your heart and confess your offenses against Him!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I have no idea why I said welcome you.
Is this one of those relativity jokes? Like: Einstein is in a train to Oxford and then he asks the machinist: "when does Oxford station arrive at this train?"


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Smile Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 02:12 AM

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No... It was a mental error during the typing of my post.
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No... It was a mental error during the typing of my post.
Dear Retard;

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. For normal people.

YIC,

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Jesus Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 02:24 AM

It seems I have gained much negative reputation. May I ask: Why? I'm sorry if I offended anyone by what I said. Please forgive me. I am just a peace loving guy here that wants to make friends with a wide range of people, including the Christians at Landover. I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot.


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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 02:47 AM

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It seems I have gained much negative reputation. May I ask: Why? I'm sorry if I offended anyone by what I said. Please forgive me. I am just a peace loving guy here that wants to make friends with a wide range of people, including the Christians at Landover. I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot.
Listen gimp; If you think that you can avoid eternal damnation and enter Heaven by being a "nice guy," then you're wronger than wrong can be. Take a look at my Sermon on the subject HERE.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 03:40 AM

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It seems I have gained much negative reputation. May I ask: Why?...
For saying you idolize Jesus while refusing to listen to what He tells us in the Bible.

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...I am just a peace loving guy here that wants to make friends with a wide range of people, including the Christians at Landover...
That's nice, but the Bible tells the faithful not to be friends with non-Christians.

2 Corinthians 6:14 "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"

It tells them to try as hard as they can to convince you to accept Jesus' temporary sacrifice:

2 Timothy 4:2 "Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine."

But if it doesn't work, give up and try the next guy/house/town:

Mark 6:11 "And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear you, when ye depart thence, shake off the dust under your feet for a testimony against them. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."


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Default Re: Hello to landover. - 04-23-2015, 10:23 AM

Hello, my impressionable, mentally weak, vulnerable, young, new friend!

I take it your username means you can provide us with information about frozen yogurt. Do you work at a frozen yogurt stand? Isn't it wonderful how God has blessed us with a country where everybody can find a job where they're able to contribute at their own level?

I'm sure selling frozen yogurt is all you can ever hope to do, and that is OK!

Isn't God wonderful?


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Hello, my impressionable, mentally weak, vulnerable, young, new friend!

I take it your username means you can provide us with information about frozen yogurt. Do you work at a frozen yogurt stand? Isn't it wonderful how God has blessed us with a country where everybody can find a job where they're able to contribute at their own level?

I'm sure selling frozen yogurt is all you can ever hope to do, and that is OK!

Isn't God wonderful?
Actually, I have no job... Yet. I am still in college and planning on being an astrophysicist.


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Actually, I have no job... Yet. I am still in college and planning on being an astrophysicist.
Why would you spend years of your life learning astrology? Even Richard Dawkins thinks that's hogwash.


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Why would you spend years of your life learning astrology? Even Richard Dawkins thinks that's hogwash.
I'm confused as why you asked that. I'm planning on being an astrophysicist, not an astrologer.
Astrology isn't really even related to astrophysics.


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It seems I have gained much negative reputation. May I ask: Why? I'm sorry if I offended anyone by what I said. Please forgive me. I am just a peace loving guy here that wants to make friends with a wide range of people, including the Christians at Landover. I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot.
It's simple. You have offended many people with your rejection of the true lord and savior, Jesus Christ. I will pray for those who have to be within a mile radius of you, as the horrible sounds and drool must be too much to handle.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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I'm confused as why you asked that. I'm planning on being an astrophysicist, not an astrologer.
Astrology isn't really even related to astrophysics.
Stars in astrology - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Astronomy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Now, I do not cotton much to Internet rumors unless they are backed by the blessing of God and the KJV Bible or a actual Pastor like Pastor Ezekiel or Rev. Osborne. But I know how you kooky kisz like to refer to it so I got those two links (above) for you.


Friend, if you'd read the KJV Bible, you'd find out all you need to about the stars. Each one, barely larger than the fat end of a thumbtack, set in place by God and coated in diamond dust to make them twinkle.

Are Stars Actually Giant Diamonds? Science and Math Confirms It!


How can we see stars if they are "millions of light years" away?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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