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Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 05:01 PM
You really think it is funny to put a picture of a baby's bottle on my profile just because i am 15? do you know how IMMATURE that is? if this gay (i hope yall like me better now) 15 yearßold is more mature than anyone else in this church, i hope you burn in hell.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 05:04 PM
Interesting introduction. From what I can deduce, you're a spoiled feminazi who hasn't been trained up to treat her betters with respect.
Is this why you hate yourself so much?
You know, I know someone who can love even you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
spoiled feminazi
Is this why you hate yourself so much?
You know, I know someone who can love even you.
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if you are as old as your picture suggests, i hope you are happy with yourself. what you just said, i... i cant even puts words on it, (BTW gay is for guys, i am a guy)
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
You really think it is funny to put a picture of a baby's bottle on my profile just because i am 15?
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Dear child, there is no reason to be upset at us Christians. When your mouse moves over it, it says "caution: underage poster".
We are very careful here to make sure you don't see any adult / mature content. That is the law, sorry. Another word for people in your age group is "jailbait". So caution in approaching you IS required since we don't want to give the secular gestapo another reason to persecute us Christians.
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
do you know how IMMATURE that is?
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You are not grown up yet, sorry! What do you want us to do? Flip our fingers and make you 51 instead of 15? No can do. Chill out & relax kid! You'll be an oldie before you know it, enjoy life while you're young.
Speaking of enjoying life, do you have a KJV 1611 Bible at your disposal? If you give us your personal details (full name, home address, social security numbers, etc) we will send you one FOR FREE. Limited time only + eternal time to rejoice! (lol, I made that one up myself, do you like it?)
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
i hope you burn in hell.
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That sounds pretty hateful!!
Is it really that much of a stretch to understand that you can become a straight white male through Christ? Browse this forum for all that is possible. You might say "eh dude, I was born this way".
You know what, you're probably right! Maybe you WERE born gay. Just how a Negro is born black, but through Christ can become white. Or how a Mongoloid (Down syndrome kid) was born a retard, but through Christ can become normal again.
Christ teaches us that everything and everyone can be healed through Christ. You only have to love one man and you only have to let one man "in" and that's Jesus Christ. Once Jesus Christ fills you, you will have no need for another man to do so. Besides, you shouldn't even been thinking about these things yet, you're a minah!!!
Your friend in Christ.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
if you are as old as your picture suggests, i hope you are happy with yourself. what you just said, i... i cant even puts words on it, (BTW gay is for guys, i am a guy)
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Son, you are in dire need of Christian parents. I am sorry that your family hates Jesus, or hates you so much they decided to withhold even a shred of moral wisdom from your upbringing. Please, I beg you, read a Bible and learn to behave like a decent, reasonable, respectable 15 year old boy. If this was a Christian theocracy, like all good Republicans hope it can be, your entire community would throw rocks at you until your disobedience came to an end.
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Deuteronomy 21:18-21King James Version (KJV)
18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by GOD=life
You know what, you're probably right! Maybe you WERE born gay. Just how a Negro is born black, but through Christ can become white. Or how a Mongoloid (Down syndrome kid) was born a retard, but through Christ can become normal again.
Your friend in Christ.
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i...i...i really hope you arent serious, that was the most horrible thing ive ever heard, i get sometimes im racist or mean, but NEVER in a way... im done, if god really wants us to be like this, then im done believing in him.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
i...i...i really hope you arent serious, that was the most horrible thing ive ever heard, i get sometimes im racist or mean, but NEVER in a way... im done, if god really wants us to be like this, then im done believing in him.
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I sense that I got through to you. Or at least planted a little seed of Christ.
According to the Bible (and thus Christ), being gay is as much a lifestyle choice as having Down Syndrome. A very wise Christian (with over 18000 posts) has made a thread for it:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ight=mongoloid
We also have an ex-Negro on the forum who did a little Q&A.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...hlight=exnegro
We are not the only Christians trying to give Negroes a chance:
http://www.bettybowers.com/bigots.html
You really need to read the Bible more because it states EXACTLY what God wants us to do. Also, I'm not sure what your relationship is with your family, but it probably needs to change a little bit:
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
if you are as old as your picture suggests, i hope you are happy with yourself. what you just said, i... i cant even puts words on it, (BTW gay is for guys, i am a guy)
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Welcome friend. you know, you do not have to be gaysexual. You can chose another bedmate. You can choose Jesus and let his Love envelope you with a glorious coating of Christianity.
BTW, why did you ask for the baby bottle? Are you one of those people (as you kidz say) 'into diapering'?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 07:40 PM
Welcome! Hope you have a great time on these forums. All the people here are very "friendly"
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
You really think it is funny to put a picture of a baby's bottle on my profile just because i am 15? do you know how IMMATURE that is? if this gay (i hope yall like me better now) 15 yearßold is more mature than anyone else in this church, i hope you burn in hell.
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No need to exact revenge, it's not like they want you to burn in hell.
Good god.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 10:03 PM
The stench of gefilte fish is high with this one.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-14-2015, 10:50 PM
hey man, while it's cool and all to be open about your sexuality, especially around those who disapprove, it's kind of immature to barge in like this and make a big fuss out of something small. don't mean to rain on your parade or anything, i mean i'm gay (or a demiromantic pansexual if you want to be specific) too i support you and all but acting like a child certainly doesn't help in trying to get a point across.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-15-2015, 12:37 AM
the things said here, k, im done, officially done
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-15-2015, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
the things said here, k, im done, officially done
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No friend, you are not until God says so. While you may think you can simply stop your life of sin and fouling the Face of Jesus, until God chooses to accept your transgressions, you are always gong to be a single heartbeat away from an eternity of suffering in Hell.
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-15-2015, 01:06 AM
Seems like a swarm of demons in this thread.
Enjoy hell, maggots.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-15-2015, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Seems like a swarm of demons in this thread...
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Demons? These Biblically-ignorant children?
Satan's hiring department must have dropped the admission standards.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-15-2015, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
the things said here, k, im done, officially done
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It is typical of teenagers who cannot spell and use umlauts to have a stubborn heart and not to want to believe. Perhaps you feel overwhelmed by a sense of emptiness and do not feel any purpose for life. I think you are in agony. I know Christ can take you out of this state of void and give you purpose.
I really want to help you. I was born a midget but I turned to Jesus and abandoned the midget lifestyle choice. This means I not only stopped ACTING like a midget, I stopped BEING a midget. I am 5' 8" now and can put my own luggage in the overhead compartments on commercial flights (on those rare occasions when I take a carry-on; I almost always pay the extra $15 oxygen mask access fee (emergencies can happen) and the standard $5 seat belt surcharge, but in the Obama economy who has an extra $50 for the carry-on privilege?)
Christ called you to our forum. Please stay and learn. Get on your knees, look me in the eye* and pray with me "Father God, lift up this teen out of his queertitude and into your loving embrace of celibacy until marriage with a nice attractive Christian girl." Your life of misery will end as soon as you walk down the aisle to be married forever to a woman.
* upwards.
Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Hey, for you bible fägs out there -
04-15-2015, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by mordecai6661
the things said here, k, im done, officially done
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