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DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-25-2014, 06:47 AM
Friends, I am urging all of you to phone your representatives and congressmen and urge them to demand that the United Nations set up the world's first International Biblical Court and Monetary Fund so the cowardly kidnappers and rapists of Boko Haram will be held responsible for the kidnapping and rape of the 200 young, nubile, Nubian girls.
This is an urgent and pressing matter, because, let's face it, with the kidnappers being a) Muslim, b) black, and c) African, there is basically zero chance that those dear young ladies haven't been raped.
As we all know, the Bible says these girls' families are now owed 50 shekels per girl.
And as I have previously demonstrated, 50 shekels equals $55 million USD.
Now then, multiply that figure by 200 succulent, terrified, shamefaced, despoiled young lasses...
...and you come up with a total debt owed by Boko Haram of $11 billion.
At this point, I'm sure you can see my concern. Quite frankly, I am skeptical of Boko Haram's ability to pay. Were they American blacks, they would at least be able to obtain credit from local payday lending services, but these are African blacks, and I fear they may be completely insolvent.
What is needed here is for our congress (or the UN) to show some leadership and establish a tribunal which can a) formally establish and officially confirm the fact that Boko Haram does indeed owe this debt and b) loan them the $11 billion they'll need to pay the families what they're owed.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 08:17 AM
I can understand your concern. These African African nigras have huge disadvantage compared to African American nigras. You see, African Africans are still quite raw while African Americans were civilized, at least to some extend, through slavery.
I don't even think that these African African are aware, that they will make Jesus weep if they don't marry their rapees.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 08:25 AM
I'm guessing that although there are 200 girls, there are nowhere near 200 families involved. So might there be room to negotiate some sort of bulk discount and pay on a per-family basis, instead of per-girl?
We don't have representatives or congressman in Godless Britain but I will write to my new Eurotrash Parliament "member", Mr Farage, asking him to take it up there. He takes a strong interest in foreigners of all kinds.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 08:26 AM
True, and I'll wager those poor fellas are equally unaware of the massive financial burden they've brought upon themselves.
However, as the saying goes, ignorance of the law is no excuse.
That's why my solution, to create the International Biblical Court and Monetary Fund is so elegant. This new judicial body would not only make these men fully aware of how and why they got themselves into debt, but it would also provide them with the means to honor their considerable financial obligation.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 09:46 AM
Isn't this taking place (or originated) in Nigeria?! I think the people over there might be quite wealthy?! I received previously people who had inherited very reasonable amounts of money. They contacted me via e-mail: Due to my excellent reputation they were willing to donate the money to me/any charity I was vouching for. Of course, I've always had a weak spot for various baptist organizations, so I immediately forwarded these offers to appropriate Church authorities. I suppose they must have gotten the money easily, as the Nigerian persons seemed most trustworthy (for Africans).
The letters were similar to this one (I dare not disclose the names):
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REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE
I got to know of you in my search for a reputable person/Company to assist in an urgent business deal requiring utmost trust and confidentiality.I am N. N., an Attorney and close confidant of MRS. M.M., the former first lady and wife of the late GEN. X. X., the former head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
She (MRS. M. M.), has as a result of the trust and confidence she has in me mandated that I search for a reliable and trustworthy foreign partner, who will help receive some funds which she had in cash totaling US$50m (fifty million United States Dollars only) into a personal, company or any reliable foreign bank account for safe keeping for a short period of time, since her family bank accounts within and outside the country have all been frozen by the authorities.
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I was and am definitely willing to assist. Perhaps something like this will turn up and take care of the problem?
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 10:32 AM
No Elmer, that's a big scam. They trick you into giving them your AOL password or something. I'm not totally clear on all the details.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 10:58 AM
This is terrible. Really, this is the most disturbing thing I have heard in a long, long, time (and in my job I have to deal with some really heartsink situations).
This story has touched me deeply
If Nigerians get your AOL password won't they be able to access your Key Words? And just exactly how will you be able to access the internet if they block your AOL?
Gosh darn it, these people have no morals. This is a sad story, indeed.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 11:02 AM
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Isn't this taking place (or originated) in Nigeria?! I think the people over there might be quite wealthy?! I received previously people who had inherited very reasonable amounts of money.
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Yes, I think Nigerians have become very wealthy, because Shell and Exxon have been there drilling oil for years, giving people wealth and helping them many ways. They have got money more they can spend and now they need trustworthy western citizens to take care of the spare money.
There is also the dark side: Shell is Dutch, and as Pastor Ezekiel has witnessed here, they are cowards and on their knees in front of Muslims. I would not be surprised, if they are the one, who is arming those Muslim Boko Haram gangsters.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 11:58 AM
I can't understand why any African female niglet could be worth $55million. That would almost be the entire country's GDP.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 12:27 PM
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No Elmer, that's a big scam. They trick you into giving them your AOL password or something. I'm not totally clear on all the details.
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Thank you, Brother. Perhaps I am too gullible and hoping in vain that more and more people would embrace True Christianity™.
I think I must pray on this and contemplate on my understanding of Psalms 112:7.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 02:21 PM
Elmer, it breaks my heart to think of the African Africans preying upon you in this way. It's not impossible to introduce them to Jesus, but it's very, very difficult. That language barrier can really be a problem, especially because being raised to speak African as your primary tongue can hamper the natural development of certain higher brain functions.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 04:57 PM
Thank you for your kind words, Brother. This was a gigantic shock. I'm afraid it's going to be very, very hard for me to trust anyone else but a TRUE CHRISTIAN™ Brother or Sister in the future.
God bless you, Brother. Amen!
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 05:09 PM
This could be a blessing in disguise. I remember Sally Struthers saying on TV that African rapists frequently cut their victims cooters off so they won't become sex fiends later in life.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-26-2014, 05:43 PM
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Thank you for your kind words, Brother. This was a gigantic shock. I'm afraid it's going to be very, very hard for me to trust anyone else but a TRUE CHRISTIAN™ Brother or Sister in the future.
God bless you, Brother. Amen!
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Elmer, please don't feel like a dunce since this is not your fault! How conniving and full of shameless trickery these conniving, shameless tricksters are, especially when they take advantage of a follower of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth, born in a manger in Bethlehem to save our sin-infested souls so that we may praise JESUS for all eternity!
I hope it helps you feel better to know that my dear friend Irma back in New Jersey fell for one of those Nigerian scams and - just as it has been warned here - lost her ability to access keyword: Christianity and keyword: Baptist. She was unable to participate in the chat Christian Woman 4 Christian Man, possibly missing out on a marriage partner! She was devastated. AOL cannot do anything about this. Now the worst part of all: she had to change her password - the one she naturally uses for every online account. She wept for days and only prayer was able to bring her out of the depression you might expect from such a situation.
I can't help but think my father was right when he said that would never have happened with Compuserve - which is the system he used most often. Oh to hear his stories of his lightning fast 1600 baud modem. No flashy graphics for him!
I find myself agreeing that Faith Machine has a good solution to this problem. He has shown himself to be so concerned in the past about youth - always reaching out to bring them closer to God.
I have contacted my representatives and senators. Let's pray a hedge of protection from ALL predators around these poor, lean, lithe ladies. I am sure JESUS will intervene, bless His Name.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-27-2014, 08:49 AM
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I hope it helps you feel better to know that my dear friend Irma back in New Jersey fell for one of those Nigerian scams and - just as it has been warned here - lost her ability to access keyword: Christianity and keyword: Baptist. She was unable to participate in the chat Christian Woman 4 Christian Man, possibly missing out on a marriage partner! She was devastated. AOL cannot do anything about this. Now the worst part of all: she had to change her password - the one she naturally uses for every online account. She wept for days and only prayer was able to bring her out of the depression you might expect from such a situation.
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That is a salutary lesson never to trust Nigerians: if they stole my AOL keyword: 'J*s*s' I would be bereft.
These people have no idea the hurt they can do. The love of Christ is a special gift from Jesus Himself: to steal that from somebody across the internets is a terrible thing, indeed.
As an aside I hope something good comes out of those girls running away or whatever.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-27-2014, 09:06 AM
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That is a salutary lesson never to trust Nigerians: if they stole my AOL keyword: 'J*s*s' I would be bereft.
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Careful, Brother Dr Niles - you seem to have inadvertently posted your keyword here and you never know who may be reading these forums.
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Reason: Changing my Keyword to J*s*s.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-27-2014, 11:01 AM
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Careful, Brother Dr Niles - you seem to have inadvertently posted your keyword here and you never know who may be reading these forums.
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I have edited that.
Good catch, sister!
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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
05-27-2014, 02:09 PM
Dr. Niles,
It is wonderful that you edited your keyword JESUS so that those terrible Nigerians are unable to steal it.
And on another topic - you were due to visit for a follow up appointment today.
Keyword: YOU ARE LATE
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
04-11-2015, 12:54 AM
I was also very angry about this injustice, until I realized that the fine only applies if they are virgins. How many blacks girls are still virgins at their age? That's why I gave up caring.
Also a factor: half the people I talked to thought "Boko Haram" is the band that wrote that song "Whiter shade of pale".
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Re: DEMAND accountability for Boko Haram and justice for raped Nigerian girls! -
04-11-2015, 01:13 AM
A valid point, brother Jeb, but I still think those rascals should answer for their shenanigans!
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