[Elmer G. White]

Godly sports can be a good way for male children to learn the skills of a warrior in service of Christ. But Satan is devious and he has planted quislings in professional sports. As there are often dozens of people following a professional game either in the stadium or online, these usurpers catch the attention of young gullible boys and lead them away from the acceptable virtues of physical vigor and male bonding. My sons have been avid followers of professional leagues. NO MORE. I've compiled a presentation of the worst sports mascots that are among the principal tools of Satan to promote big sodomy. You'll be thrown off balance, deeply saddened and outraged. Still, we must face the reality.

10. London Olympics 2012: Wenlock and Mandeville (all kinds of sports)
The names are homer, the faces are homer with only a single eye that only focuses on male beauty. Their actions are homer: they are repeatedly seen promoting the homer agenda with the homerflag. They also openly mock one of the most cherished verses in the Bible!



Matthew 6:22-23
The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.

9. Ohio State University: Brutus Buckeye (athletics)
The caricature draws immediate focus on the poorly camouflaged tallywhacker and invites sodomistic caresses. All the boys will want to touch it; once they do, the homosexual agenda has gained another victim. Jesus weeps in desperation!



1 Kings 2:44
The king said moreover to Shimei, Thou knowest all the wickedness which thine heart is privy to, that thou didst to David my father: therefore the LORD shall return thy wickedness upon thine own head;

8. New York Yankees: Dandy (baseballs)
Based on the iconic sodomistic character of a man with a moustache and a leather jacket, Dandy was responsible for thousands of seductions into sodomy during the formative years of the homer agenda. Without Dandy, we would not have the compulsory homermarriage nor the persecution of Christian entrepreneurs everywhere.



The similarity is striking:


1 Corinthians 15:52
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

7. Swansea city: Cyril the Swan (soccer)
Ladies: take note. Not only are our boys in peril, also the girls are targets of fornicatory advances with this Welsh (sheep-molesting) mascot. Often he is seen with his partner (supposedly married) Cybil engaged in foreplay during matches. Like any God-fearing Christian™ boy, Cyril tries to flee but the lusty females force him to lose his most precious possession, the seeds to produce new soldiers for Jesus!



1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

6. Philadelphia Phillies: Phillie Phanatic (baseballs)
One of the most violent of mascots. He is frequently seen attacking unsuspecting heterosexual men and taking them backstage to ravish them out of sight. The trumpet-like rostrum is a travesty of the Heavenly calls that Jesus makes to call the attention of sinners to His commands.



Numbers 10:8
And the sons of Aaron, the priests, shall blow with the trumpets; and they shall be to you for an ordinance for ever throughout your generations.

5. Vancouver Canucks: Fin the Orca aka Fin the Whale (ice sodomy)
A whale, one of the dolphin family, a beast, a vermin, a species committed to self-abuse. Everything goes for this mascot and still it attracts harlots. Women! Why do you always fall head over heels to the strong criminal types (Luke 15:7; I know they can repent and you'll get a better seating in Heaven but is that all there is to it, really, is it?)?



Ezekiel 16:35
Wherefore, O harlot, hear the word of the LORD:

4. New England Patriots: Pat Patriot (footballs)
This time, the disgusting image speaks for itself. Most disturbing.



Zechariah 9:7
And I will take away his blood out of his mouth, and his abominations from between his teeth: but he that remaineth, even he, shall be for our God, and he shall be as a governor in Judah, and Ekron as a Jebusite.

3. Arsenal: Gunnersaurus (soccer again)
The English never fail to deliver big sodomy. Gunnersaurus uses normal household appliances, such as fire extinguishers, to show off mock climaxes and refers to the Irish pop band O2 in the following picture:



Luke 17:29
But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.

2. Miami Marlins: Billy the Marlin (basic ball, again)
A two-faceted demon. i) The walking fish implies that evolution were true and fish would just-so-simply gain legs and change into men by the miracle of "natural selection". Instead, they were CREATED for Jesus' sake (Genesis 1:20-21). ii) Billy the Marlin has grown rainbow fins to support the homosexual agenda.



Genesis 1:21
And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

1. Eugene Emeralds: Sluggo (basic balls, once again and YES - we're seeing a pattern here)
Almost too vile to contemplate, the city of Eugene, Oregon (that Jesus hates) introduces the Sluggo!

• Green for the environmentalist heresy (Genesis 1:28).
• Bear to promote the sexual deviancy of ursine homosexuality with hairy mature homermen fornicating with youths (Isaiah 59:11).
• Blatantly feminine behavior (Deuteronomy 22:5).

Deuteronomy 32:24
They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust.



Unfortunately, it is now over for professional sports and my boys. My second-eldest, Mark, has fortunately grown interest in manly diving with good role-models of straight nature!



...and my young un's Luke and John are now watching synchronized swimming. I find it most boring so I mostly follow the antics of the manly divers with Mark .




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr Laurence Niles]

This just goes to show how much the gaywise will do anything to stop normal people doing normal things.

In College I was active in the Wrestling community. But as soon as I was Saved® I realised immediately how gay it was. I actually stood in the showers with other young men after having been (effectively) hugging and fondelling young men for the past hour while an obvious (in retrospect) drooling pervert looked on.

Anytime young males come together they must be aware that ANY physical contact (such as handshakes, shoulder slaps, fist bumps or high fives) in a gateway activity to anally oriented activities such as Rimming, Bone smuggling, Driving the Hershey highway, Entering through the back door , Entered through the back door, Plowing the back field, Gardening uphill, Goin' to brown town, Coffee creme parties, Brown hat parties, Thunder plundering, Raffling the coastguard, or Gallivanting

Only Biblically sanctioned contact is viable; such as a mouth kiss.

Song of Solomon 1:2 Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.

YIC

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

This abomination, from somewhere in Godless Oregon, you will note, has clothes above the waist but none below. The fact that he appears to be a eunuch is irrelevant. Personally, I think it would be less offensive if some fat old atheist were to take its place, at least the children would not be attracted: