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What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 09:07 AM
Earth Hour 2015 is almost upon us. All across the world on Saturday 28 March from 8:30 - 9:30 pm, people and businesses will be turning off their lights to save energy and "raise awareness" about climate change. This bizarre practice began in Austria some years ago, fuelled by climate-change propaganda, and has since taken the world by storm.
"We only have one planet," the greenies say. But that's simply not true. God has given man dominion over this planet (Gen 1:28) and has promised His chosen people a new planet (Rev 21:1). So if you're a True Christian™, you actually get two planets.
But global warming is a hoax. According to the Bible, the climate will remain stable, or static, for as long as it is under man's capable stewardship -- that is, until God destroys the whole world with fire (2 Pet 3:10). Let's not forget what God said after He destroyed the planet the first time:
Gen 8:22 While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.
So what do we to counteract the reversal of man's stewardship that will take place during Earth Hour and raise awareness of climate stasis and the dangers of climate stasis denialism? It can be a small thing, like turning all your lights and appliances on at once. I'll be burning some old car tires.
What will YOU do for Earth Hour?
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 09:30 AM
One year, I drove to where all the hippies went with their candles for their communal orgy without power. I had wired up extra speakers to the car sound system and I turned it up full volume, wound down the windows, and made these hippies listen to the word of God.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 11:02 AM
Whose dumb idea was it to hold this at 8.30 in the evening? At this time of year, it's dark! If they expect us to turn out the lights it would be much more sensible to hold it during daylight hours.
On the bright side (no pun intended ) the clocks go forward in Europe tonight, so anyone who wants to go through the motions of this nonsense (why would they?) can just put their clock forward a few hours early, at 8.30 instead of at 1 o'clock in the morning. Then it will be 9.30 and Earth Hour will be over.
We will be doing our bit to show our appreciation of God's generous gift of light with a floodlit garden party, with a bonfire and fireworks for the little ones. All True Christians™ welcome!
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
One year, I drove to where all the hippies went with their candles for their communal orgy without power. I had wired up extra speakers to the car sound system and I turned it up full volume, wound down the windows, and made these hippies listen to the word of God.
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I'll say this for those hippies. They are creative at making up reasons to have communal orgies.
Who else could have come up with a community interest, good citizen reason to have sex with everything that walked by?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 04:10 PM
DH has several cans of gasoline he plans to pour on the brush pile he gathered in the back with the nephew. We'll have a bonfire with that with every light in the house on, and we're also going to start the Tahoe and let it idle the whole hour. DH also has some used motor oil he plans to pour into the ditch by the road.
Let the hippies celebrate that.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 04:24 PM
Turning the lights off in ANY part of the world is about as ungodly as one can think. It is the same as trying to turn off Jesus, the Light of World!
John 1:4-5
In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
This means that this must have been orchestrated by Satan. He longs for the darkness. He will take the opportunity and try to oust Jesus if we obey him and switch Jesus off. We must fight and keep the lights on. I presume we are going to be the only ones that can prevent total chaos today. Please pray.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 06:48 PM
Ladies of Landover Prayer Warriors will gather at this time in the A. E Pistle Memorial Hall at the church to make sure all the lights and sound systems throughout the compound are turned on and turned into Jesus, playing hymns aloud as the Spirit moves us. Mr. Roy assures me all the search lights will be up and operating, including those reserved to provide the nightly lookout for Jesus' Glorious Return, but also to shine in the homes of greater Freehold to remind the citizens of this great city that trust in Jesus is far more important than trust in pagan ideas like data and evidence.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 07:03 PM
Does everyone remember how much revenue we generated for the Freehold Power and Light of God Utility last year during Earth Hour? Glory to God! Let's try to break last year's record.
I've just come from Best Buy, where I purchased some additional appliances and electronic items that I can use this evening. Those of you with energy efficient heating systems might want to switch those out for an older, less efficient model for the night.
I just love doing what we can to stimulate the economy and put global warmers in their place.
I can just see our carbon footprint - similar to the footprint of Jesus when He carries us - all Glory to His Name.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 07:20 PM
What is this? Earth hour?
It is so dark here in the north all the time.
But to be sure I do not miss anything important i set fire to neighbors old barn.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 10:05 PM
It's been quite cold and very windy here this evening, so we had to run all the outdoor heaters, but apart from that a good time was had by all. We had to use petrol to get the bonfire going and a bit of it blew away, but it landed well off our land and the wind is carrying the fire away from us, so no problem there.
My husband rather enjoyed it and we'll probably celebrate Earth Hour again next year, unless we are Blessed with the Rapture in the meantime.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-28-2015, 10:25 PM
As I do every year on this communistic hippie party day, there will be a True Christian™ Lighting of the Cross on the western edge of my estate. Bring the kids.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-29-2015, 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Does everyone remember how much revenue we generated for the Freehold Power and Light of God Utility last year during Earth Hour? Glory to God! Let's try to break last year's record.
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It warms my heart to know that right now, as Earth Hour draws to a close in Iowa, Freehold's Godly coal-fired power station is operating at full capacity, billowing thick black smoke into the heavens. The Lord loves the smell of smoke.
Lev 3:5 And Aaron's sons shall burn it on the altar upon the burnt sacrifice, which is upon the wood that is on the fire: it is an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the Lord.
Thank you, everyone, for doing your part to make sure this year's Earth Hour was a success for truth and right.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-29-2015, 03:22 PM
Today is the last day of Sanctimonious Do-Gooders' Eat Like a Rabbit Week in the Godless (dis-)United Kingdom and all I can say is that I am relieved. Frankly; in spite of Romans 14:2, a full English breakfast with bacon, sausages and kidneys and a barbecue every lunchtime and evening for a week, even in the rain, can be too much of a good thing.
All the menfolk enjoyed it, though, and my husband has asked me to thank all True Christians™ in the more exotic lands for sending some unusual meats, particularly the various species of deer from our Nordic brethren, Brother Jim's generous gifts of croc and roo (both delicious) and of course Free Market Fred's interesting items from the ornamental lands. Who knew that flying squirrels even had intestines?
I'm quite looking forward to a piece of toast and maybe a tomato.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-29-2015, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
As I do every year on this communistic hippie party day, there will be a True Christian™ Lighting of the Cross on the western edge of my estate. Bring the kids.
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Even though the public's vantage point required binoculars to see the faint dot of the cross off in the distance, it was inspirational. Have you considered relaxing the boundaries a bit, Pastor? What could possibly be wrong with opening your grounds for the children so they can see the Glory of the Cross instead of what looks like a small candle thousands of yards away?
Prayerfully,
NRL
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Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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Re: What Will YOU Do for Earth Hour? -
03-30-2015, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Today is the last day of Sanctimonious Do-Gooders' Eat Like a Rabbit Week in the Godless (dis-)United Kingdom and all I can say is that I am relieved. Frankly; in spite of Romans 14:2, a full English breakfast with bacon, sausages and kidneys and a barbecue every lunchtime and evening for a week, even in the rain, can be too much of a good thing.
All the menfolk enjoyed it, though, and my husband has asked me to thank all True Christians™ in the more exotic lands for sending some unusual meats, particularly the various species of deer from our Nordic brethren, Brother Jim's generous gifts of croc and roo (both delicious) and of course Free Market Fred's interesting items from the ornamental lands. Who knew that flying squirrels even had intestines?
I'm quite looking forward to a piece of toast and maybe a tomato.
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It goes to show what pathetic snivelling wimps the Brits have become since the days of King James I Since your husband enjoyed the roo and croc, next year I'll send some emu as well.
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