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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 05:46 PM
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Proof that religion can horribly disrupt a clear view of the surrounding world, creating unnecessary conflicts that lead to hatred and spite.
If one were a messenger of peace one would never bring negativity.
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I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 05:47 PM
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Well that's nice. Say, why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
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Thank you for being polite at least, you can give me infractions and ban me or whatever but that only serves my point. I read some of your fellow christians comments and Im amazed how low a persons intelligence can be. God never killed any americans? What?? Are you serious? Pearl Harbour? 911? What the hell was that then? If your jebus exists then he hates you americans the most for the things youve done. God works in mysterious ways?? hahaha bullshit!
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02-14-2014, 06:05 PM
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1.First of all the front page has a communist style theme in front of it...Hmm, thats odd because we actually had to fight against russians not once but twice in history. The latest was in 1991 when our freedom from soviet oppression was announced and we could consider ourselves free from the communist oppression. So that implication is more than just random, its stupid.
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Fighting is an interesting term considering that Estonistan was one of the few countries who voluntarily chose to become a part of Soviet Union and welcomed Russians in with open arms and when Soviet union broke down you still wanted to remain as Russian as possible by staying communist. I guess that counts as fighting in Estonia
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02-14-2014, 06:12 PM
Like we ever had a choice with all the tanks still in here. I dont like arguing with stupid people but once again I did an exeption. Its sad that someone from Estonia (THATS ME IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND) has to point out that your grammar is bad. What does that tell you about your intelligence? To you probably nothing, because your brain is filled with this jebus crap.
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02-14-2014, 06:33 PM
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Fighting is an interesting term considering that Estonistan was one of the few countries who voluntarily chose to become a part of Soviet Union and welcomed Russians in with open arms and when Soviet union broke down you still wanted to remain as Russian as possible by staying communist. I guess that counts as fighting in Estonia
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Voluntarily chose ? Where do you come up with this rubbish ? We were occupied, our freedom was taken. We did not choose to not be independent.
You go ahead and try to find evidence to support your ridiculous claims, I dare you.
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02-14-2014, 07:00 PM
Of course, Estonia greeted the russians. Clearly not. The same way we "let" many of our own to be taken to Siberia, where most estonians died. Both of my grandmothers were deported and they still have not gotten over the horrible experience of cold, hunger and death around them. And of course every estonian was so happy to join the soviet army. Definetely not, the choice was to join or die. My great grandfather joined in the hopes of surviving. But he was still executed and my family has no idea where his body is.
There was nothing voluntary about. And estonians fought to be independent in 1991. Maybe you have heard of the Baltic way? No? Let me explain: 2 million people from the Baltic countries formed a human chain as a protest against the Soviet Union in 1989.
As for the original 7 reasons "Why God hates Estonia"
1. It's a persons own choice to believe or not to believe.
2. No discrimination based on sexuality.
3. Estonia was part of those rulers voluntarily as well (irony) And what does a language have to do with God loving?
4. The more freedom the press has the more freely people can express themselves.
5. President Ilves is not a homosexual, he has a wife and 2 children. And if he were, I would be fine with it. Oh yeah, and he studied in Columbia University and the University of Pennsylvania.
6. Gay-friendly is good. I will say this again, we don't discriminate based on sexuality.
7. Swiss? You mean swedes?
And some other comments to the members posts.
Abortion centre of the world? And gays and lesbians get abortions in Estonia. As far as I know gays don't get pregnant as they are men. And if lesbians get pregnant, well they are not lesbians.
And students don't get pregant so that abortion could be practiced.
MS Estonia sinking. God definetely didn't sink the ship. It is thought to be a mechanical error. (A lock failed.) And who do you expect to be on a ship that sails between Estonia and Sweden? The right answer is estonians and swedes.
People don't have sex with sheep in Estonia.
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02-14-2014, 07:02 PM
Oh dear, you don't even know your own history.
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The Soviet Union demanded and got from Estonia a treaty giving them the right to naval and air bases and to station troops there. Soon after the same thing occurred to Latvia and Lithuania. However Finland resisted similar demands and on the 30th November 1939 Soviet troops invaded that country and met fierce resistance, suffering enormous losses but, after 105 days of war, the Finns had to capitulate and lost 40,000 square kilometres of territory though they had preserved their independence.
After accepting the Soviet demands, Estonia had a new government but, in June 1940, a further ultimatum was presented demanding that a new government be formed which would be more susceptible to Soviet demands. The government resigned.
On the 17th July it was announced the League of the Working People, a CP front, had won and workers’ demonstrations were arranged in Tallin calling for Estonia to become part of the Soviet union. On the 21st July Parliament requested unity. On the 6th August it became the 16th Republic of the Soviet Union.
http://www.marxists.org/history/etol...em/estonia.htm
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First you gave everything Soviet union asked, then you wanted to join in as a 16th Republic of the Soviet Union. You chose to become communist and thus offending the LORD. You can easily see how He replied to such transgression.
As punishment for your godless ways you are ugly, gray and only third world country in Europe with uncommunicative russian people. Still, it seems like you are slowly coming out of dark ages, since I'm surprised to see that there are few people there with internet connection
Maybe it's not too late for you to make things right with God.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 07:12 PM
I am sorry to say, but this is all true. I have spend the best years of my life in Estonia, studying these infidels. I choose to stay, like Jesus in the belly of the whale, hoping that one day before the Rapture I can make a difference.
The average Estonian woman has 9 abortions in her life. Not all are successful though, which is why the average woman has 1.2 live children. There are no families here, just rape and orgy. Most of the young girls who are dropped off at our church are in need of medical care, and since the socialists don't provide it, I offer my help. They need ginecological help. Fortunately, I convinced the board to fill a room with all the instruments of the Lord I would need to give them this help.
Pray for them, as I give them their daily bread, which is my body.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 07:15 PM
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Still, it seems like you are slowly coming out of dark ages, since I'm surprised to see that there are few people there with internet connection
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Most young people in Estonia use the intenet. https://valitsus.ee/UserFiles/valits...utajad2012.jpg We even have e-voting. That is internet based voting.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 07:25 PM
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I choose to stay, like Jesus in the belly of the whale, hoping that one day before the Rapture I can make a difference.
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What version of the Bible are you reading, dear? Because it seems that yours has a misprint. Or perhaps your brain is just addled after so much time spent with the Eskitonians?
I do hope you will come to the Introduction Forum and start your own thread to introduce yourself properly? We would very much like to get to know you.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 07:30 PM
Oh yes, and about your internet rubbish -
"75% of households have Internet access in Estonia (September 2012). The whole territory of Estonia is covered with the possibility of dedicated links and public internet points."
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 07:53 PM
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Oh yes, and about your internet rubbish -
"75% of households have Internet access in Estonia (September 2012). The whole territory of Estonia is covered with the possibility of dedicated links and public internet points."
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 08:17 PM
Yes, i am estonia and confirm evrything said in thread. Estonia are communist and also satanist. We very much like sarifice young babtist virgin. And vodka we like vodka and russia and satan. Have you ever thought that santa is lmost the same as satan therefore santa is satan and hristianity is acculy satan. Thank for listen.
Here are my welcome thread, come welcome me everything!
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...56#post1064656
And because i am a cool estonian, i will post the emoji of cross. Unfortunate the cross should be the other way, right now cross is up side down. But i forgiv you because you be just ignorant little baptist. thank for read.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 08:21 PM
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Yes, i am estonia
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You're a third world country?
Hardly something to ruffle your feathers about, boy.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 08:34 PM
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You're a third world country?
Hardly something to ruffle your feathers about, boy.
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Yes i am third world counter but all is good because 3>1. I know christian dont believe sience and therefore dont know math but i tell you, 3>1.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 08:35 PM
Well, to start off, I am a 20 years old Estonian boy, that is simply confused how blind and uneducated can a religious fanatic be. I don´t believe in god, so you can call me an atheist.
Actually, its really ironic for me that you are talking about the Gods hate towards Estonia. The word "hate" is an inappropriate word for you, christians, as it is said that God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
The statement, that God hates Estonia so much that He sank a ferry of theirs in 1994, drowning not only 285 Estonians, but also 501 Godless Swedes, causing one of the worst maritime "disasters" of the 20th century, literally made me speechless. Excuse me, I don´t want to insult anybody, BUT, I am really frustrated.
Well, let´s talk about America. I have found some frustratring facts about your country and I really want you, chrisitans, to explain me, why are such things happening in you GODLY AMERICA.
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There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world. - From that fact I consider, that God hates American children, otherwise why would he let them die? No doubt he hates them. If there really was a God, he would be really disappointed in them, because its really sad to see how uneducated and blind they are.
The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world. - Shall I go on?
The United States leads the world in eating disorder deaths. - God is feeding dumb americans to death, that makes a sense.
The United States has accumulated the biggest mountain of government debt in the history of the world. - Hopefully, praying will help you to cover the debt.
Anyway, my point was not to insult you, my point is to open your eyes and make you stop thinking that everything is fine in your country. The bigger the country is the more problems you can find in it. No need to point on the small countries. I am 100% sure that you don´t even know where Estonia is.
By the way, if you´re still thinking that we are living in stoneage, try to google some information about a programm called "Skype". It was created and developed in Estonia
P.S. Excuse me for my english, most of my english language knowledge is based on the internet and its not my mother language.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 08:49 PM
In the Bible, God tells the truth to all nations, if you want peace, then I command you:
Leviticus Chapter 3
1 And if his oblation be a sacrifice of peace offering, if he offer it of the herd; whether it be a male or female, he shall offer it without blemish before the LORD.
2 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of his offering, and kill it at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: and Aaron's sons the priests shall sprinkle the blood upon the altar round about.
3 And he shall offer of the sacrifice of the peace offering an offering made by fire unto the LORD; the fat that covereth the inwards, and all the fat that is upon the inwards,
4 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is on them, which is by the flanks, and the caul above the liver, with the kidneys, it shall he take away.
5 And Aaron's sons shall burn it on the altar upon the burnt sacrifice, which is upon the wood that is on the fire: it is an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.
6 And if his offering for a sacrifice of peace offering unto the LORD be of the flock; male or female, he shall offer it without blemish.
7 If he offer a lamb for his offering, then shall he offer it before the LORD.
8 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of his offering, and kill it before the tabernacle of the congregation: and Aaron's sons shall sprinkle the blood thereof round about upon the altar.
9 And he shall offer of the sacrifice of the peace offering an offering made by fire unto the LORD; the fat thereof, and the whole rump, it shall he take off hard by the backbone; and the fat that covereth the inwards, and all the fat that is upon the inwards,
10 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, which is by the flanks, and the caul above the liver, with the kidneys, it shall he take away.
11 And the priest shall burn it upon the altar: it is the food of the offering made by fire unto the LORD.
12 And if his offering be a goat, then he shall offer it before the LORD.
13 And he shall lay his hand upon the head of it, and kill it before the tabernacle of the congregation: and the sons of Aaron shall sprinkle the blood thereof upon the altar round about.
14 And he shall offer thereof his offering, even an offering made by fire unto the LORD; the fat that covereth the inwards, and all the fat that is upon the inwards,
15 And the two kidneys, and the fat that is upon them, which is by the flanks, and the caul above the liver, with the kidneys, it shall he take away.
16 And the priest shall burn them upon the altar: it is the food of the offering made by fire for a sweet savour: all the fat is the LORD'S.
17 It shall be a perpetual statute for your generations throughout all your dwellings, that ye eat neither fat nor blood.
http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/...cus-Chapter-3/
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 08:57 PM
All John Creeser could do was :
Dear Estonia,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.
Reason: Insulting God's Favorite Country: AMERICA
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How dare you insult God's chosen country you heathen Ertonian SCUM!!!!
Thank you for you infraction, sir IBELIEVEINGODALOT, but could you please be nice to me and explain those things that I mentioned in my previous post. The infraction wasn´t an arguement, it just showed me how weak you are.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 09:37 PM
Is that "all of Estonia" or just the poster?
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
02-14-2014, 09:41 PM
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Yes i am third world counter but all is good because 3>1.
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You're an idiot,
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I know christian dont believe sience and therefore dont know math but i tell you, 3>1.
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Except in the case of , , and The
Holy Spirit = 1
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