Mother’s day Christian MILF discussion thread

[Bobby-Joe]

Greetings brothers,

I honor of mothers day I think we should have a brothers only discussion of what TRUE Christian™ mother inspires you the most. Or as it is called “Mothers I’d Like to Fellowship with” Find what mother of Freehold is most in Jesus’ favor.

My personal vote is for Sister Glendora Christianson. She’s raised a sturdy, well adjusted son in Sketer, an outstanding cook (no man in Freehold can turn down her sizzling meat) and a crack shoot. I find my faith rise up to heaven and fill with the Glory of The Lord every time I see her.

Your thoughts?

[Marshall]

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Ms Coulter is still single isn't she?
I'd really like to meet her in person, give her a tour of my land and show her how to top tobacco and run a harrow or 1520 planter off the back PTO of my shiny new 8330 Deere. Thats the one with Clima Trak so I don't get sweaty following the Mexicans. Last year the A/C died in the '97 8400 and I had to trade her in for a 2008 model. Don't know why I never thought of swapping for a new model. I still got $30K for mine toward the new one which is easily the most comfortable tractor I've ever owned. Like a Cadillac on the rows.

Anyway, like I was saying, me and Ms Coulter. That'd be nice.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Ms Coulter is still single isn't she?
I'd really like to meet her in person, give her a tour of my land and show her how to top tobacco and run a harrow or 1520 planter off the back PTO of my shiny new 8330 Deere. Thats the one with Clima Trak so I don't get sweaty following the Mexicans. Last year the A/C died in the '97 8400 and I had to trade her in for a 2008 model. Don't know why I never thought of swapping for a new model. I still got $30K for mine toward the new one which is easily the most comfortable tractor I've ever owned. Like a Cadillac on the rows.

Anyway, like I was saying, me and Ms Coulter. That'd be nice.

We'll put down Ms Coulter as a potential mother. She always impressed my as the kind of lady who knew how to handle a big vehicle.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I vote for Sister Thumper. She looks so motherly I just want to lay my head against her bosom and witness for Jesus !

[Nobar King]

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How about Barbara Bush? She must be a really great mother. I'd like to meet her.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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I think Shirlee Phelps-Dodge is a wonderful woman. The sort that you can sit down with and linger over a Bible verse.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Greetings brothers,

I honor of mothers day I think we should have a brothers only discussion of what TRUE Christian™ mother inspires you the most. Or as it is called “Mothers I’d Like to Fellowship with” Find what mother of Freehold is most in Jesus’ favor.

My personal vote is for Sister Glendora Christianson. She’s raised a sturdy, well adjusted son in Sketer, an outstanding cook (no man in Freehold can turn down her sizzling meat) and a crack shoot. I find my faith rise up to heaven and fill with the Glory of The Lord every time I see her.

Your thoughts?

Sister Thumper, of course. But then again it may not be a fair choice seeing that I do fellowship with Sister Thumper on a regular basis. So I know her from head to toe, in and out, back and forth, and every inch of her inbetween. She is a very soft, sweet and giving woman and even after all these years her enthusiasm for the Lord has not wanned one bit. When the Glory of Jesus is thrust upon her she can scream in holy excitement until her voice goes out. That woman sure does love her Lord and Savior!! SHOUT GLORY!!! I always find myself having a newfound appreciation for the Lord's creation after every Bible Study session with Sister Thumper.

Oh, yeah, and her boy is well adjusted, turning out to be quite the manly man etc. etc. She's a wonderful mother.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Although she wasn't a real mother, I would like to bring up the iconic June Cleaver:



Always ready and waiting for dinner at the proper time and always working about the house, she set the standard for women at a time when most were too busy getting their heads shaved and running off to colleges to prove their "worth". Charming, attractive and supportive, she fully accepted her role as a full-time mother with grace, setting a golden example for girls that would otherwise have burned their bras and run off to a rally in Washington DC. One must question why she allowed her son to be called something as perverse as "Beaver" and why she allowed the communists at the local school district indoctrinate her sons, but thankfully she allowed her husband to deal with that situation and remained the quiet hostess that she was intelligently designed to be.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Although she wasn't a real mother, I would like to bring up the iconic June Cleaver:



Always ready and waiting for dinner at the proper time and always working about the house, she set the standard for women at a time when most were too busy getting their heads shaved and running off to colleges to prove their "worth". Charming, attractive and supportive, she fully accepted her role as a full-time mother with grace, setting a golden example for girls that would otherwise have burned their bras and run off to a rally in Washington DC. One must question why she allowed her son to be called something as perverse as "Beaver" and why she allowed the communists at the local school district indoctrinate her sons, but thankfully she allowed her husband to deal with that situation and remained the quiet hostess that she was intelligently designed to be.

Amen Dr. Ville, if anything we are missing True Christian™ role models in the trash that is on television today. Ward Cleaver certainly was a proper male role model for all Christian men. He dutifully carried out discipline and punishment when his children got into trouble. On the rare occasion, June Cleaver would only gently remind Ward that he might have been a little hard on the Beaver. What a wonderful role model for a True Christian™ family.